A bad experience

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

So this happened to me the other day and to be honest i was scared shittless like there was no tomorrow.

Be me
Late at night
Going to McDonald's to get something to eat
Arrive
Look in the front window of the restaurant
While walking in see qt little girl in window
Look for 4 seconds
Smile at her
Go in
its packed
So many normalfags inside
dont do well in crowds and hate normals
Standing in line with normals
Checking my phone
Trying to not let muh autism or anxiety get in the way
Look back at the little girl
i think her mom sees me
Try not to look completely obvious
My turn to order
Order food
Wait
Check phone
Cop walks in
Cop is talking with one of the employees catching up they are friends i think
Still waiting for food
look back at little girl
Notice the cop
Start getting nervous
Cop starts talking to the mom of the little girl and is blocking my view of her on purpose
I think he noticed me and who i was looking at
Still scared
Get my food
Walk out
Look in the window one last time
Smile and wave at the little girl
Run the hell home

What should i have really done Holla Forums?? did i fuck up?? and have any of you been in a similar situation??.

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Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

hahahahahahahahahah you pedos are fucking pathetic

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

hahahahahahahahahah you pedos are fucking pathetic

Fuck off normie

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

lol

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

Fuck off normal scum.

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

poo poo pee pee

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

No (You)

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

I'm anything but normal you pathetic faggot

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

I'm anything but normal you pathetic faggot

i dont go out much at all im a hikikomori because of the pedophilia hysteria.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

You were at least wise enough to leave without trying to talk to her.

James Williams
James Williams

You were at least wise enough to leave without trying to talk to her.

Wouldn't do that with parents around thats retarded.

David Lee
David Lee

Here OP, hope this makes you feel better

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Loli Chan use to be so hot.

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

but goize, it's NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS!

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

Why is everyone acting like this story is new?

Ew.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

Its not its a sexuality

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

I'll see your troll and raise you a smug

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

Edgy reaction image

Not an argument

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

Smile and wave at the little girl
Run the hell home

You fucking faggot. I stare right into their eyes and lick my lips while grabbing my dick.

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

I stare right into their eyes and lick my lips while grabbing my dick.

Sounds fake

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

Why is grooming such a very sexy term to me? I guess I'm just a lovable badass, it's so fun to do. I start the project at Mcdonalds too, believe it or not. It's so fun.

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

Grooming is the first step that eventually leads to hot sex with them mmmmm.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

pedo hysteria
anti pedo hysteria
PTSD is the mental illness here. I feel sorry for OP. The paranoia isn't unwarranted.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

What the hell? I never knew that. These Mcdonald children are really attached to me now, too. What do you think?

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

Maybe last part. But i make sure to stare into their eyes. It helps that I am had some and look young

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

This user gets it

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

its possible

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Late at night
qt little girl
its packed
No

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

No

Yes this actually happened.

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

I came

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

I'll contribute.

playing in back yard with 4yo lg
roleplay fighting with sticks
letting her "win" by choosing small twigs vs her bigger branches
getting a little too violent
say "lets kiss instead"
I meant with the sticks
Didn't say "with the sticks"
assumed it was implied
it was not
"I'm telling on you"
become severely depressed bc "le pedo hysteria" is literally ingrained b4 they hit kindergarten
fml fam

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

did she tell on you?

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

We do the kids we love have to be brainwashed??

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

i had an opposie experice with a 9yo. she wanted to kiss me

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

did she tell on you?
Idk tbh, never saw her again bc I moved away after that.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

Of course, you obliged her.

…right?

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

nope. i heard from my cousin that she told her i was weird cause i never kissed her. she only came over a couple more times after that and i had no clear oppurtunity. i think her parents were on to me.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

Somewhat keeping with the theme itt
be at a party with friends
discussion turns to young girls
mention how a 10yo girl that used to live in our town had enormous knockers
friends wife gasps and scolds me
"you can't say things like that!"
mfw
y live

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

tfw this has happened to me once

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

went for pizza to McDonald's
what a retarded faggot

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

fuck off
you got this from r9k
you're not even trying

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

Man, these pedo threads are so pathetic. I come here for the humour.
I mean, I'm no Chad by any measure but damn! You guys make me feel like Casanova.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

went for pizza to McDonald's
pizza
What happened?

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

Because he is a dataminer who works for the NSA. He copy and paste real pedo's stories to bait the others out of their holes.
As you can tell, it is working marvelously.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

fuck off
you got this from r9k

I am the same op of that thread

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Fuck off

Oliver White
Oliver White

There's been someone doing these "sad pedobear stories" for months by now.
Either someone is same-fagging really hard or people keep responding to these stupid threads. Probably both.
The pedos in the pedo thread were never this cancerous.
sage since this is /meta/-tier

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Implying all pedo stories are fake

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

THAT'S NOT WHAT DADDY TOLD ME TO SAY.

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

OP are you fucking gay my dude.
Stop thinking everyone is going to kill you or some shit for being a pedo.

What you should have done was engage the mom to reference the child.
Compliment the child through the mother.
"Your daughter is so cute; how old is she?"
Then after the response you redirect by hitting on her granny of a mother, through the daughter.
Kneel down.
<"Your mommy is a very pretty lady."
While still kneeling down, look up at the mom. Tell her mom:
<"But that's no surprise."
Stand up.
<"You two young ladies have a goodnight."
Wave goodbye to them both and go and get your food.

Just be normal and conversational.
OP is fucking pathetic..

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

Then cum in the Loli's face as she walk out.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

Also stare with a threat at the cop. Bitch must know who is alpha around.

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Wow.. the mods are fucking pedo's..
Cumming in someone's face is degrading and disrespectful
You know you can be sexually attracted to someone and not be a creep..
You and OP can just be normal and polite as I explained in

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

No! I would rub my hard on in my thinkshake, and rub my hard onb in her face! Muwahahahahahaaha!

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

jesus christ, it's not like you're on a fucking watchlist for staring at little girls.

Anthony King
Anthony King

But only if you stare and DRIBBLE…

John Collins
John Collins

I hope they get you some help before you molest a kid.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

I hope they get you some help before you molest a kid.

I dont need help for an attraction that is normal its society's fault for me being like this because they witch hunt people like me.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

Fuck off normie

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

jenna coleman?

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

typical globalist who wants the aoc to be 18 worldwide

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

If 9-yo's were OK for the Prophet, then that's fine for me too.

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

Islam is peace

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

a little girl told her mom that i was scary

:(

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

She probably just misunderstood how you looked. You were at a bad time. Otherwise, she woul'dve fallen in lovd!

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

i'm not pedo, i was just standing behind them in line

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

One of the worst parts about being a pedophile is that I feel I'm not allowed to stand up for what I believe in. If I ever become charismatic enough to be a public figure the pedophilia will be lugging behind me like a PR disaster waiting to happen. Fingers will be pointed at the people I believe in and they will be told "look there are pedophiles on your side, you are horrible people!" something that would probably get me excommunicated.

It sucks quite a bit.

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

This happened to Jack McClellan

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

You just have to have a personality so much larger than life that it overwhelms the scandal. Take a look at Stephen Fry. Milo would have pulled it off as well (especially since he didn't admit to being a pedo himself) if he hadn't been hyping his "filthy leftists are trying to normalize pedophilia!" line for so long.

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

any cp

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Maybe, just maybe you should kill yourself kike

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

Unfortunately your desires will lead you to molest children. I know that there are some exceptions to the rule that are children are harmed by adults having sex with them, I've seen it my self. Hell was less than a century ago that a 20-something married a 12 or 10 (I forget the exact age but somewhere around there maybe even 8) year old girl in my country and went on to have what apparently was a healthy family life with many kids. But that's not usually how it goes down. Even if this harm is manufactured it's still real in the minds of the children. Beyond that children are more likely to listen to an adult because our culture tries to teach children to respect and trust their elders. If you where to eliminate that aspect of our culture then I would be more inclined to support you guys, however considering the can of worms that would open for societal stability, we cannot allow that to happen. At this moment I would support the "rights" of Zoophiles and Necrophiles before yours.

David Lewis
David Lewis

Is that your guy's new meme to try and gain support among nationalist circles for your cause? Because it's absolutely ridiculous.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

The only pedophiles that should be trusted are those with over 2 million dollars and have a certain level of power. You hear that kids, you need to make it rich and famous. Otherwise it should be condemned. Not everywhere tho, I like little girls.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

t. butthurt globalist

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

No where in my comment do I say or even insinuate that. I'm in total support of bringing those rich molesters to justice as well. It's just it's hard to bring elites to justice within the system they control, surprisingly enough.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

I'm quite the nationalist. Anyway you don't really seem to have been successful in propagating that meme, I've never seen it till now.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

also most of these "nationalists" are controlled opposition and are kike shills

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

No where in my comment do I say or even insinuate that
No shit, I said it, and I am right about it.
rich molestors
Yes, they have a lot of money. They've made it. They're talented. They deserve more rights.

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

do you watch alex jones?

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

Oh I thought you where criticizing my comment. If that's your belief that's you belief, it's an interesting one to be sure.
A little but for the most part it's to laugh at him.

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

Maybe, just maybe you should kill yourself kike

Not an argument

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

0
Unfortunately your desires will lead you to molest children.
Doesn't know about Virped

Not all pedos molest kids dumbass.

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

I know, but it's better safe than sorry right?

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

virped is controlled opposition and anti pedo

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

virped is controlled opposition and anti pedo

No they just found a way to live with their attraction.

Colton Green
Colton Green

this shit happens to me all the time

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

im joking, you pedo cunt.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

We're better than you

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

going inside McDonald's

You asked for it.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

You asked for it.

I was hungry and i dont have a car fuck off.

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

Not an argument

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

that pic
GO BACK

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

You're right. It was a command.

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

Filth! Degeneracy!

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Kids like sex. Thats why its illegal

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

Kids like sex. Thats why its illegal

ITS A CONSPIRACY THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO STOP YOUNG PEOPLE FROM HAVING SEX TO PUSH THEIR DEPOPULATION AGENDA WHICH IS APART OF THEIR NEW WORLD ORDER PLAN!!.

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

I meant sex is very much still taboo and considered dirty. it would destroy the family structure if kids were allowed to freely sexually express themselves

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

nice argument, globalist shill

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

Fuck off shill nothing bad happened in the 1800s back when kids were allowed to freely sexually express themselves also teenagers aka (Young adults) wouldn't destroy the family structure if anything they would help populate the earth legalize sex with teenagers under 16 in the US.

William Hill
William Hill

Late at night
little girl in a McDonald's

Wasn't it past her bedtime?

fake story tho

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Wasn't it past her bedtime?

It was 8..PM

Fake story

No this really happened user.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

You looked, smiled, and waved at a little girl?
I don't know if there is a summerfag version of a pedophile, but you're it champ.

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

How exsactly does me doing all those things make me a summer faggot?.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

tl;dr

where are the photos?

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

fucking end yourself. how dare you approach a little girl.

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

I've been attracted to little girls ever since I was an early teen. In my teen years and even early 20s, the hormones made it so extreme I was walking around like boiling fucking kettle. Still never once made any physical contact.

I fucked women over the years like a normie, but the LG thing was always there too.

I'm 43 now, and I don't really have any sex urges at all (I realise that isn't normal in itself), but I still think little girls are like little angels and are the most beautiful things on the planet.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Further proof that not all autists are pedos but all pedos are autists.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

ur mom

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

all pedos are autists.

Are you sure about that?.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

Yes, lets have a talk now

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

You would know best about that, user. What level of autism have they diagnose you with?

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

He looks real military comms guy esc

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Sage that thread until it dies, you fucking idiots. It was posted last month on /r9k/: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/194075/

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

So many images of sexy children! Thanks for remiding us, Sage, you sexy beast! [wink!]

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

posting thumbnail
doesn't sage
Your shitty excuse of gratitude gets discarded.

Luis Price
Luis Price

So many images of sexy children!

Mmmmmmm.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

==AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA== OP IS A FAGGOT

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

is red text broken?

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

==AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA== OP IS A FAGGOT

No (You)

David Bell
David Bell

this thread is gay and OP is too much of a sperg to even handle girls decades younger than him. Sad!

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

Fuck off

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

SAD!

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

SAD!

I would have handled them but its those damn normies fault.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

Scary and very relatable tbh.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

Scary and very relatable tbh.

i know right

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

normie
nice one normalfag

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

THIS
I actually wanted to run for a public office of some sort – something small at first, and then work my way up – but I realized that the moment I tried to run, some CIAniggers would "leak" my online history and people would know that I've anonymously spoken in defense of hebephilia. My political career would be over before it started, plus I'd become a pariah.

Shit like this is exactly how they control the political climate. They whip up a hysteria over what's natural and beautiful, and then they shame everyone who doesn't buy into their bullshit, causing the sheep-minded masses to shame them as well.

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Start a pro-pedo political party and I will vote for you.

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

Start a pro-pedo political party and I will vote for you.

Same

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Some lolis are very intimidating because they are brutally honest

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

lolis are very intimidating because they are brutally honest
<"Fuck my brains out again, daddy…"

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

based german fights off retarded pedo fucks.

the virgin voter

If you latch onto the faggot movement, you'll be fine. After all, the liberals are already starting to support your kind, you can be the next Harvey Milk and I'll be the next be the next Dan White! How does that sound?

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

<"Fuck my brains out again, daddy…"

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

If you latch onto the faggot movement, you'll be fine. After all, the liberals are already starting to support your kind
True. It's not going to be enough, though. We also have to find a suitable candidate to replace us as society's scapegoat.

Jace Price
Jace Price

normalfags in mcdonalds
You mean niggers? OP… are you a nigger?

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

OP… are you a nigger?

No im white

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

commies seem like a good candidate.

especially since they're already actually causing all the world's problems.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

jews are responsible for all of the worlds problems, and remember that both communism and capitalism are jewish

David Allen
David Allen

Your laughter needs to to start with an A.. Ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.Get it together.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

Your forgot to tip your fedora. But in seriousness, your autistic fantasy wouldnt pan out the way you think, since a grown man coming up to a little girl out of the blue and complimenting her appearance is fucking creepy. You would probably have some explaining to do at the precinct.

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

Reddit is leaking again??

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