Advice/random

Hey Holla Forums need advice on how to get over someone.

Also, images/webm/gif thread, go wild.

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The best way to get over someone, is to moan her name out loud, whilst fucking another child instead.

If I had that possibility I wouldn't ask Holla Forums
But thanks for trying.

Thanks. I am trying.

not good enough

Holy shit mmmmmmm

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heres what u do
remember that time they made u angry? How they disappointed u? Multiple times?
Hate them for that. Swear vengeance

Next time you take a nasty shit, pretend you're shitting right into her mouth.

This is what I need Yes. Thanks

Will fucking do that too

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Porn is pretty cool, there's nothing wrong with it. It's not degenerate, and perfectly natural. Jesus and Allah both approve of porn.

Holy fuck, equality is going into new lengths, also… where is the dick does he have a micropenis and his balls hang lower htan his dick?

Btw take this for the help

that is mostly because of 3DPD

no, he tapes his dick to his stomach to avoid being too lewd

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nice

u r welcome

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yooooooooooo

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post her nudes here, then ill tribute it for you. after you see my cum on her face, you will be over her

I wish I had nudes of her for that, Sadly, I don't.

Very fucking nice, thanks!

It is easier than you might think, OP. Just follow the person you are trying to get over until an opportune moment comes along. When it does, push them to the ground really hard. Then step over them and as you do just say out loud "There, that is how easy it is to get over you!"
You have now gotten over that person, and whenever you think of them again, that moment of triumph is what you will remember.

all the associations you've made stick with you. the trick is to keep the associations without depending on their connection to the missing person.
example: you can fap to the video all you want but in the long run the song is much more valuable than the woman dancing

fuck

Learn how to socialize even if you hate it
Get a group of "friends" that can help you achieve your goals
Everything in life is vanity
Break the loop

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Realize that literally every relationship everyone has ever had ended.

Realize that every relationship that ever will be will end.

They're transitory by nature, as is life.

Nobody deserves or doesn't deserve any relationship, they just happen spontaneously.

Next time you're about to have one, remember that it'll end too, and jump in anyways, because they're awesome while they exist.

Also, go the fuck outside.

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Wow. I was presented with food.