'Game of Thrones' Forever: HBO Developing 4 Different Spinoffs

Maisie looks cute in the one.

Maisie always looks cute

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No details confirmed yet, but we can hope!
Also a super secret lewd Maisie hidden @727747 ;)

Stop posting pictures of this botched abortion.

I keep noticing this with threads about normalfag shit like GoT. Why are you trying to turn Holla Forums into Holla Forums lite with your easily spotted kikery?

But isn't the whole thing already a series of spinoffs? There's barely any overarcing plot aside from "ice zombies that are very very slowly going to attack possibly one day in the future maybe". New characters get the spotlight just as fast as the old ones get killed off. What's to spinoff?

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The TV series is guilty of that shit as well but not to the degree of the books. The whole novel series read like an autistic chronicler travelling from kingdom to kingdom to record amazingly autistic details of his favorite food while fapping to all manner of violent and sexual incidents everywhere he went, which he also recorded for later fapping sessions. Which incidentally seems to be the exact perspective Gurrm took as he wrote the whole thing.

I prefer genuine autism to Jewish cynicism, nepotism, and dick jokes. The faggots D & D literally hired one of the directors from Always Sunny in Philadelphia just because they like that show.

More Tolkien for tards!

But an autistic chronicler like Tolkein would actually be preferable. Even the books are just base level drama and sex.
I guess I answered my own question there. You don't need anything else for TV than roundabout intrigue and tits.

Tolkien is for tards its called Peter Jackson's the lord of the rings presented with shitty slomo and bloated shitfests after fellowship of the ring

I'd watch this

Would a Dunk and Egg series be ok?

JUST START WRITING THIS ALREADY
Awesome

It's one of the possibilities →

The anthology one sounds pretty good.
Wasn't a dance with dragons about the Targaryen Civil war for the crown?

I really don't see where they can take any of it without it being complete shit. There's literally tonnes of good IP to choose from to make a tv or movies series from and granted they did OK'ish with this one but wow, the author himself ran out of ideas at this point time to move on not make spin offs.

s-s-shut up haters!!! GRRM is not your bitch!

seriously they would be better off going and making a LOST spinoff where Hurley runs the island than this.

I assume the writers already all have full SJW rot, there's hardly any likable characters, whatever risk they think they're avoiding by continuing to flesh this turd out I assume they're mistaken.

Hackson's butchering of Tolkien's work is still miles ahead of gurm's actual writing though.

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Anything so that fat fuck doesn't have to finish that shit series.

At this point I'm pretty sure he has no clue how it's all going to end, that's why he is stalling so much. Even all the filler is just there because he's trying to ignore the work of tying all the loose threads together. All the food porn is just him procrastinating.

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From what I've heard about the guy the way he writes his books he's like a gardener. He doesn't know what will come out but he tries to nourish it or something.

You mean smug satisfaction when this self-inflicted bubble crashes and burn.

Most show watchers don't care since the series went to shit after aprox. season 4. People are cynical with media burnout these days and just assume it wont be as good. Interestingly, most all the book readers seem to think that all four shows will be prequels involving younger versions of the GoT characters and featuring a bunch of gay events from GRRMs notes on Westeros that we already know the endings for.

What few people are suspecting and what might make the most sense from a network point of view is that all four spin-off shows are set 'overseas' and have practically nothing to do with Game of Thrones.

It only has to exist in the same 'fictional universe' for it to be a spinoff. We wont know what the meta-narrative of Game of Thrones is, definitely, until its done since misdirection is kind of a thing with GRRM. In a sense, I believe you're right since I think the only reason he wrote the books (and D&D wanted to make the show) was to pull off the mother of all swerves on the reader (and viewer) with the Red Wedding, which is why the wheels start to fall off after it (in the books and on the show). Aside from some vague metaphysical shit about 'ice & fire', i don't think the rest of the "story" has any real meaning.

This is the obvious assumption that is somehow lost on blogposters and reddit faggots. The new shows are going to be about all the virgin territory in the GoT world and present an irresistible chance to do WE WUZ racial analogs for coveted demographics. So, prepare your butts for a nigger show, a chink show, and probably a do-over with Dorne to attempt to pander to spics. The fourth show could be in the free cities or anywhere, but I really don't think we're going to get another show that basically about medieval England because the jews who make this shit are sick of making shit for white people.

I'm thinking at least one of the series will be explicitly post-GoT in the timeline and will involve one or more of the characters setting off for adventures elsewhere. Arya in Asshai or Yi-Ti would be one of the safer guesses…
although, I can't imagine the show being about her primarily since show Arya is basically a pyschopath played by an unappealing troll. I'd bet that an 'asian' spin-off would feature her as a supporting cast member, though

id say it went to shit after season 3

But that's not margaret though user…
whogotzdaget?

It's amazing how many good ideas there are, and yet they will use none of them…

i'd enjoy a prequel series set on the mad king or the original targaryen invasion
other than that though, i can't really think what they could possibly do with it
where would they even get the money for it, GOT is already bleeding their pockets dry because a couple of actors get payed outragiously

Shut the fuck up faggot

no, fuck you nig
i enjoy my degenerate tastes

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I thought he wrote his books like a man with pizza: he's fucking going to die before he's done and pissing and shitting all over his series on his death.

It already seems like that since the tv version is not like the books and helped me realize it's all fucking garbage and the books were some piles of shit as well that seemed ok vs modern fantasy but really they were shit too.

Ty Franck put it well when someone asked him about GRRM's 'gardeners vs architects' thing:

GRRM is a gardner alright, he piles shit on a field and hopes something will grow out of it.

fify

THE COCKKILLER

This is now a cat thread youtu.be/Fncq9KJnG5E ;

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This.

I don't think it really has one, everything is faked. It's basically a TV series in book format, the plot is just there to give you hooks to keep reading, not to truly tell a story. It's sort of the Lost of fantasy book series.

I've heard some people tried to analyze it and came up with different themes for it. Preston Jacobs thinks the books are a post apocalyptic anti-war, anti-feudalism story. Some other youtuber thinks its a lovecraftian nightmare. Honestly, I'm getting the impression that people are reading too much into it.

Considering how it was conceived I'm inclined to agree. Gurm basically just got the image of the Starks encountering the dead wolf and that it by chance had cubs in the same number as the children. He just continued to improvise from there. The themes are just a mirror of the writer and not something planned or thought out, the American sentiments against monarchy, the fedora tipping and so on. Even a bit of native American fetishism in there. It's just the brainfarts you'd expect an old hippy to come up with if you told him to make up a fantasy story on the fly. There's no grand meaning or motif, no point to the story.

I think the original point of the story was 'in face of a larger threat everybody needs to band together regardless of differences.' The problem is he went waaay of track in the 'differences' part and it eclipsed the Others and the original story, and he doesn't know how the fuck to fix it.

At least Lost had a theme, and a beginning, middle, and end.

It's an allegory for climate change, m8. Back when he wrote it, hippies thought an ice age was coming.

That was in the 70s. GRRM started this during the 'omg Ozone layer' craze of the early 90s.

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mu nigga

Well yeah, the original plan was to make it a trilogy where a great calamity happened when people were disunited and not aware of a big threat. First the rebellion, then Queen Fatass conquering Westeros and finally the white walkers invading.

what's the point?

i dunno
they could make a spinoff from the GOT universe, like roberts rebelion, targeryen conquest andal conquest etc

Shekels. Lots of them.

wew, kikes want to milk the franchise to death
what a surprise
NO MARTIN JUST WORK ON THOSE SPINOFFS
FORGET ABOUT FINISHING THE BOOKS IN YOUR LIFETIME

Well, maybe he can finish the huge plate of food he probably has in front of him right now. But what else can he finish on the meager months he still have before croaking?

you gonna kill him in a few months?

Here's some great ideas for the four spinoffs.

1. A show about how awful men are and how great vaginas make people. Maybe it follows some ancestor of Queen Fatass, dunno. You know how modern schoolbooks have this small section dedicated to inconsequential historical women that they play up because of feminizm? It's like that.

2. Manlet Adventures, it's a show about some short homosexual and his lay of the week. Possibly set on the wall of ice and beyond it. Fags are probably too few to make this pay off but we get Soros backing by doing this.

3. Tyrion: Origins. It's just that midget actor and he makes quips that the writers think are clever. At some point he falls in love with a hooker. That dwarf needs more work. Any work. Hmm. Maybe it's like a food guide or something. Perhaps a real world show where what's his name, the short fellow, tries out traditional food and makes funny faves?

4. Hobgoblin Chronicles, Arya Stark finds out what lies beyond the horizon. Slanty eyed midgets who are ten thousand times more advanced and space faring chimps (also slant eyed), apparently. This is where most of the spinoff money is spent because it will do well in China. That Maize actress is also cheap as fuck.

Oh no, they are going to do it, aren't they?

The food stuff or the shameless dwarf exploitation and milking of the Tyrion character?

even plebs think the show is shit now, it wont last another 2 seasons

the latter of course, the food stuff is more suited for the book and already a thing

don't they literally want to wrap it up in 2 seasons?

this season has like 7 episodes or something and next season has like 6 thats it

I can't imagne it having a satisfying ending tbh.

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I'd watch this, though my idea is better
LIES

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Unless there's a potatohead live action universe she can get a prominent role in I don't think she has all that many options right now. GoT was the pinnacle of her career and compared to the proper actors on the show she can't charge a robbery for her time.

Spoiler from season 7 ending.

that pic

(did he die?)

Maybe there's one final tweest that will make it satisfying? That's the only way I could see the ending not being a whimper. There has to be a conclusion that's The Usual Suspects tier, something that blows your mind.

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Maybe compare her to the people in the show who are the same age or around the same age or have around the same number of works!

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Any interesting twist that actually has support from the rest of the books and isn't just some shit Gurm pulled out of his ass based on incidental minor plot elements no one cares about is going to be cucked by the show doing it first anyway. It's not like you can make Patchface or Strong Belwas the center of a massive conspiracy behind everything and the White Walkers and not have it be fucking retarded.

I think that's Gurm's master plan, if people think the show ends disappointingly he will rewrite Winds to accommodate another ending. So if the ending where the white walkers are defeated and Queen Fatass fists Jon Snoe happily ever after doesn't resonate he'll make it bleaker and maybe let the white walkers win or something.

It fucking better be good.