Are those gunshots outside? Alarms? Shouting? Screams of terror, pain, and loss?

Are those gunshots outside? Alarms? Shouting? Screams of terror, pain, and loss?

Don't worry, it's just the Black Friday crowds down the street! You're safe here with us at this cozy, comfy spot on your good friend The Internet:
original.livestream.com/tedfufu

Come and join us, won't you? It's not like you have any money for Christmas presents anyway. Choose from the following movies:

Antz
Cars 1
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman

OR

You can choose from the Ted Box or the Yaki Box for a fun mystery double-feature! This will eat up a couple of hours of your time while you eat up your leftovers! Just make sure you share with everyone!

voting antz

Flipping an Animal Crossing amiibo card says I'm voting for Ted

TEDBOX

For a change of pace, Batman

Voting Ted box.

Voting Yaki Box

Let's go with the Ted box.

Yaki box best girl

We're going with SHAFT to start out our Black Friday specialganza

Ted Box.

THATS IT FOR SHAFT. VOTE FOR NEXT MOVIE OR BOXES OR WHATEVER NOW

Flipping the Azumangah Daioh omnibus says I'm voting for Yaki

Yaki Box.

ANTZ
ANTZ
ANTZ

ANTZ MAN

Voting Yaki Box

Ted Box, just to even the scales a bit.

Voting Antz.

ANTZ

ANTZ

WELP

Despite all of the black magick we tried to work tonight, our second feature is Antz, in which Woody Allen has a raging ant-boner for a princess during an 83 minute CGI social commentary on conformity, individuality, boning princesses, and NOT being A Bug's Life.

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