Future advices

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

user, if you could send an email back in time to your 13 year old self, what it say ?

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Take your fucking school work seriously. It may seem like bullshit and most of it is. However, employers are impressed with this bullshit and they will hire you if you possess this bullshit. Even if you will apply none of it on the job. It is the fact that you could pay attention and be dedicated enough to learn it that they are impressed with.

saging because you made me take an unpleasant trip down memory lane

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

"fuck you, kys"

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

email didn't exist when i was 13

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

back in time
13 year old self
Pick one, I'm 12.

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

"people are irrational, consider how to make others feel comfortable, invest in Microsoft, and for fuck's sake stop hating yourself"

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Prove it

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

Stupid kid.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Lady Amelie, I must insist that you leave this place.

Carson Long
Carson Long

Don't give one of your friends in highschool your Nintendo DS with Pokemon black in it. He will lie to you and sell it.

At a certain job, if you see a fat old white man that is your coworker asking you for a ride home, say no. He is a waste of time and headaches.

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

"Don't respond to datamine threads trying to acquire info about your past mistakes."

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

here is a list of the winning lottery numbers from 2010 to 2017
followed by the winning lottery numbers
invest in Microsoft, don't move to Europe sand niggers are going to take it over, and you are better off without friends.
I can't remember if I don't trust 3DPD at this point, but if I do, don't. They are all lying whores that are after your money.
-you

Austin Green
Austin Green

*that boy will also stop being your friend after that

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Sex isn't just for adults. Go ahead and fuck all those horny bitches in your class. Don't forget to use protection. Also, the only thing worse than putting 0% of your effort into school is wasting 20% of your effort on school with nothing to show for it but a worthless piece of paper. Take a shot at graduating at the top of your class if you want, but it's better to drop out and teach yourself whatever you need to know than to waste years coasting.

ps: buttcoin may be a pyramid scheme, but it's still going up half a decade later. Start dumping your paychecks into it as soon as you hear about it. Don't worry if it crashes, hold out and you'll be a millionaire in a few more months.

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

It would say kill your entire family. I absolutely would, knowing what has happened to me, just kill them all then. Now I'm too old to do it so my family can continue to make my life hell and I can't take revenge. If I just killed them all at 13 the penalties would be minimal and my life would end up being a thousand times better. Maybe I'd sit in prison or be in a correctional facility or ward or whatever for awhile but fuck it, it would be much better than all the shit I've gone through and keep going through.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Dear 13 year old me,
There's going to be this super popular cartoon
coming out next year called the Simpsons.
It actually starts sucking really badly not much
later. Find a way to track down a guy named
Matt Groening and kill him.
Tnks lots!

David Clark
David Clark

don't date her

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

You would try as a kid but eventually give up like all the rest of the creative things you did

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

If you still do not have a gf, don't worry about it. You aren't missing anything. Ignore the peer pressure shit.

It's okay to be a little social. Don't be hard on people.

If you still have your imaginary friends, make a story of them. Trust me. Pay attention in art class, learn to draw, and learn to be a writer also. You'll see your imaginary friends come to life.

Be prepared to see all your friends move away during highschool. Just throwing that out there.

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

bump

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

buy and mine as much bitcoin as you can, as fast as you can

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

You would eventually lose your virginity. Doesn't make life better.
It only gets worse.
Contemplate killing yourself while lie is good.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

First, email existed when I was 13, but nobody outside of academia and the military had an email address… So, let's just assume that I send a physical letter…

Stop caring at all about school, focus on learing more about computers/hacking/etc. You already have a felony record, might as well continue on that path.
When you fight [name witheld], don't just kick his ass, kill him. You'll be doing the world a favor. Trust me.
Don't join the Army. I know, they waivered your felony, but the MOSs they allowed did nothing to help you in the long run.
The '90s are coming. They'll be pretty cool, but not as cool as the '80s. Also, the Soviet Union will fall pretty soon.

There is more I could put, but I think I'm done.

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I'm proud of you. You may not know it, but your social anxiety was your brain's unconscious defense mechanism to prevent you from being manipulated by other people and becoming a vapid normalfag that has no depth and watches netflix in his free time. You will be an engineer and get your first job with a starting salary of $62000. And stop playing Halo, you shit-eating faggot.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

It would be a list of buy and sell dates that give a very good but not perfect performance that would be believable for a 13-14 year old to come up with.

Then four words: "Money does buy happiness."

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

"Money does buy happiness."
I disagree. I'm single and an engineer but I'm bored out of my fucking mind 24/7. I never spend my money on anything but bills and food, I don't have a use for it.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

It would say "Invent E-mail so you can read this message."

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Felony at 13
Holy shit, did you kill someone?

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

ur a gey lol."

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Don't give one of your friends in highschool your Nintendo DS with Pokemon black
I know that feel, user. Same thing happened with me and the original Gameboy.

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

buy ati cards and mine everything you can
with the mined things buy more cards and mine more
buy a land, a house, solar panels and more cards
every single woman you will date will be a whore, keep them away from your wallet, house and your life
mine, buy land, mine more

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