What is the main reason you haven't killed yourself yet?

Dont wanna fuck it up and be paralyzed

Good fucking answer!
Though you know a shotgun could in theory solve the problem if you don't chicken out at the last moment.
It will blast your head clean off.

it helps me to forget that i'm ugly on the inside as on the outside

Altruism. If the world is so bad it's not worth living in I can't die without taking everyone I care about with me.

my mother is elderly and needs my assistance (theres a nurse who visits her but it aint the same) - if i an hero now the last days of her life would be horrible… she doesnt deserve that… also, at this point, i just want t piss off as many chads and stacies as i can - and my continued existence seems to do that…

but youre a big guy

God won't let me die and when I have gone all hardcore trying to kill myself amazingly improbable interventions by spiritual entities have saved my life each time.

I have to break every bullshit law that exists first. So far I've broken a tremendous number of laws.

I really want to drift cars.

Loli-deathcult; must serve little girls.
Must smash normies, the state, capitalism, etc.

Literally lay down on train-tracks you fucking idiots.
It'll 100% crush your skull and rip you into little pieces;.

because i want to kill all the dataminers like OP

Impressive how Masha is always so dominant in her vids :3

had to reply to this… i knew this dude in high school - we were rivals actually (he fucked my gf, i fucked his…) i ran into him a few years later and he was in a wheelchair - both legs gone, half of one arm gone , the other hand kinda mangled. turns out he had run afoul of niggers who beat him unconscious and laid him on the train tracks - the police report speculated that they had laid his head on the tracks, but the train was moving at just the right speed or whatever that it knocked his head clear, but spun him like a fidget spinner under the rolling train wheels…

I'm waiting for certain people in my life to die

stop

If the jews could legalize euthanasia, they would. They know that they could get at least half the goyim to end it on their own. Niggers are the slaves they use as batteries. Huwhites are just in the way.

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Suicidal anons: time solves everything.

Just lie your ass of every day and have a thousand personas to fuck up that data miners. Refusal to participate does no good. Feeding them false information though absolutely fucks their shit up.

you're funny kid, i've been dealing with the same shit for 30 years

the hope one day i will have my own biological daughter
so i can easily molest her obviously and my spouse would never suspect me until years later of which I've already had my fill of my own daughter

Too much cool media I'm looking forward to. Got nothing in my life but muh vidja games and comic book movies.

a lot of pedo posting since i got back from the bar. is this the state of 8ch?

8ch has always had pedos tbh

Living through madness and paranoia, I refuse to be a coward

Need to have a mother/daughter 3 way first

For me, it's because I want to finish the uni and see if I'll be able to get a decent enough job, to be able to adopt a little girl and raise her, always been my dream. Something along the lines of the girl on the pic

The only thing that determines whether or not you can adopt a kid is if you're either married or not a man.

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I mean, I don't know how it is in other countries, but where I live, it's not really specified anywhere that a single man can't adopt a child

Mysteriously they still aren't able to adopt a kid.

Well of course its not specified but they won't allow you to adopt any kid if you're a single man unless you live in a third world shithole where they'll give anyone a kid out of an orphanage that wants to adopt them which is what most people in your position have to do in order to be a single parent.

Actually from a second world country

Well if theres any regulation on who can adopt a kid at all then you're still fucked m8

Typical burger faggot who thinks the entire world revolves around him.

see:

Because I enjoy being alive. There's a ton of shit to do while your living, and for me that's being an asshole for kicks and giggles in public.

You never know, that could be wrong. After all, didn't you arise out of that when you were born?

Holla Forums is the reason why i still did'nt kill myself

I will have no eyes, so I will be blind.
I will have no nose, no ears, I will not perceive anything. No skin, no nerves, I won't touch anything. No brain to process anything or think.

Well technically 8-9 months before my birth.

this

I still have some money.

When your self no longer exists, is there anything left to be dead anymore?

Well it doesn't matter, because as I just explained I will have nothing left to fucking perceive anything.

Because life's good m8. Little girls and bois, pizza, beer, there's a multitude of reasons to live.

If you're rich, you can adopt in the US as a single male.

Big anime tiddies

buy a gun and shoot yourself
if i had a gun or i could buy one, i suer would killed miself long ago

Kill yourself

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You want to spin your wheels and glide around things? That's pretty fucking lame tbh. Try racing through a Finnish forest at over 80mph from point A to B. Or try breaking a personal best record on a Formula 1 track. Drifting is for faggots. It is about showboating and being pretentious. Try actually applying yourself and winning a race, you sick disgusting faggot.

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Same here op little girls are so yummy and sexy.

literally only the thumpnail is kinda alluring to me, everything else is just pedo shit

And I bet you used a post puberty teen to make some people think they are pedo.

it would be embarrassing

tO GET dubs in your shit threads

Guess it's time to kill yourself.

THESE ARE REAL DUBS

nah

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Uuuuh, persistent and systemic incompetence? That and a yellow streak. Mostly though, it's because they don't allow weapons in the looney bin.

May as well take some nose goblins and shitskins while your at it.

Astral projections or it didn't happen.

You're going to interfere with the flight path of a pigeon?
YOU FUCKING MONSTER!

Time (or, rather, the perception of it) is the problem, numbnuts.

Were typing English on a US based site, it's a natural assumption. Can't account for every possible culture, you sanctimonious asshole. You're as bad (maybe even worse) than the pronoun faggots.

Just to spite people.

Definitely worse.

when I think about killing myself, I think of all the people that would like hearing about it. my only goal is to have my own house to myself, havent done that yet.
its funny. in movies when someone wants to die, someone tells them how heart broken and lost others would be, but this is the exact opposite.
Some relatives would be sad for a little while I guess, but other than that, it wouldnt matter.

this is probably common. when youre a kid and notice how shitty your life is compared to other kids, youre too short, not popular, whatever else puts you at a natural disadvantage, you KNOW life is going to suck and youre going to struggle all of your life. Not that everyone doesnt face hardships…but I knew from the time I was about 12, just having a breakdown when I was alone one day. knowing my life would be worse than my dads. much worse. Hes had the same job since the early 80s, bought a house and married when he was mid 20s and started having kids. It would be easier to climb mt everest or be a MMA fighter than buy a house and get married and have fucking kids.

they think those are good things and cant understand why those things are shit.

lolwut? Dafuq did those colors come from? I didn't put them there. I wonder if a mod did that or if the tags are reacting with the CSS.

pic related

They are a worthy cause.

Why should a decent user end their life when there are billions who deserve to go before them?

because they wont.

I don't even expect to reach 30 and have always had this mentality now since very young age and was noted by adults for being unusually depressed and gloomy. I actually started reading philosophy and many other things purely to prepare myself for suicide. I plan on killing myself at 25, which is just a few months from now.

But the "I" still exists, right? If there is still a you to no longer perceive anything, then you really didn't cease to exist.

Keep in mind that when you die, the thing you call "I" will either immediately reincarnate or unite with a non-physical nervous system/body after death, leaving your damaged goods behind.

I hate it when people want to leave this world but don't do something worth dying for. If you are going to die, then go out like a badass. Shoot up your local feminist rally or antifa rally, then shoot yourself when your done.

I've been about as close to death as you can get once in the past and it personally gave me a massive new appreciation for life. I've got a couple handicaps now, but they don't hold me back. It takes a massive shock to break yourself out of your rut. You just gotta find what kind of shock it is you need. Mine just happened to be near death experience.

Taking out jews or niggers would be better than taking out brainwashed whites.

It's not the minorities that are killing off the whites, it's the self-hating cucks that are killing us off. A traitor is even worse than that of an enemy.

A jew is just as bad as a traitor because the majority of people dont even know the difference in a jew and a european.

My spinal cord is severed and I'm in hell. I haven't killed myself yet because I love my family, but mostly because I'm afraid of going to hell.

because life is actually pretty good right now and my occasional comfortable depression spells are never bad enough to actually make me try to bail.
every now and then i'll hold a loaded gun to my head for a few minutes and just tempt fate for the fun of it, but it's never gone farther than that.

Retirement is within reach. I long for the day when my life is alcohol, vidya, porn with the occasional happy ending massage, and trolling the fuck out of the left without worrying about my livelyhood being ruined.

A few more years and I'll be ok.>>7265370