A nigger, a granny, a white supremacist, an asian, an autistic, a pedo, a commie, a gay, an obese and a lesbian are drowning. Which do you save if any?
1/10 for creativity, at least
The asian, the autistic, the gay, the white supremacist and the nigger. I probably couldn't save any more than that
Probably the asian.
puts the nigger and the obese in the boat
goes to save the asian
nigger eats obese, now obese nigger
the nigger, asian,white supremacist, austistic and the pedo tbh
Breed the asian with the nigger
Feed the granny to the commie
Use the obese as an island for the gay
Befriend the pedo for his video collection
Smother the autistic in his own feces
Start to save the white supremacist then shout "PSYCHE!" and kick him in the head
Marry the lesbian and have glorious tranny babies
White supermacist or granny.
All of them, if possible. If forced to triage, though, the granny and the fat guy are the lowest priority.
You'd rather fuck the lesbian than the nigger? Bad taste friendo.
Cucked by an asian man.
why? shes gonna die soon anyways
She will cook.
Save them all for the gulag. The pools closed.
The pools closed
The /pol/ just opened!
i would save a dataminer so i could feed him my cummies
Doesn't say it's a nigger woman, you faggot.
a granny, duh.
This whole thread
Only one person saves the gay
Think of the boypussy anons.
Which do you save if any?
Inb4 the qt with shooped aj styles pictures comes to thread and starts asking for daddy's cock
You're doing god's work, boy.
None of them. I discriminate equally against all people that I do not know.
How about this: in order to repay you for saving them, each of them gives their gratitude in many different ways.
The nigger becomes your friend for life if you allow it
The lesbian gets mad that you, a cis white male, manhandled her in order to save her, then sucks your dick because she isn't a true lesbian and is in fact a whore
The obese becomes your personal chef for several years
The white supremacist allows you to marry his qt3.14 daughter (granted you aren't a nigger)
The commie gives you part of his collection of weapons he planned on using in the revolution
The asian fixes all the electronics in your house, once and only once, whenever you want him to.
The gay will offer to marry you and give you boypussy for life
The autistic gives you part of his massive toy and anime body pillow collection
The pedo shares his entire porn collection, if you are degenerate enough to accept it.
All of them and I hold them at gun point threatening to shoot them all if they do not fight to the death for my entertainment.
Every life is precious
The autistic, and therefore the obese, the gay, the white supremacist, the pedo and the commie :^) at the same time.
Is the granny white? Her. If not, the supremacist.
user the gay is white too
And he will give boypussy
1. obese woman
2.asian of any gender
4.autistic woman, gay
5.woman that is a nigger, white supremacist, or commie/lefty pol
6.man that is a nigger, white supremacist, commie/lefty pol,or obese
The white supremacist first, the pedo second, the autistic third. The rest I let drown.