American Gods

the way he speaks reminds me of BROKEN Matt Hardy

Isn't she an ancient god form when people were all niggers?

I hadn't read the book, so I wiki'd to see who she was supposed to be.

She's supposed to be the Queen of Sheba, who in several versions of the story is black, but is also generally described as beautiful and comely. I don't remember anything about her fucking eating men through her magical vagina to retain her youth.

Based on ancient sculptures, its plausible to say their notion of beautiful was just huge cow big tits and ass. But at least they didn't get Laverne Cox to play her.

The scene is in the book.

1 youtu.be/RW7C5uHA_DI

Who's the 2nd one? That's not Stacy Adams, face is completely different.

Yeah, I don't know. Just a webm I saved from Holla Forums at some point.

what are they teaching in american schools?

That first humans were proudly black but then the evil wizard Yakub created the white peoples.

WE WUZ PEOPLE AND SHIET

Niggers are so gross looking. It's like having coprophilia.

He was a big head scientist from the centre of the earth.

Wizard can mean a person very wise on certain subjects for example, a scientist.

this is a blue board

Wait, this is based on the book? Isn't the guy in American Gods white? Did they just nigwash a white character only to cuck him?

Is that in NC? Probably near Raleigh?

the book itself was silent on it, going so far as to say he was a mix at one point, but I guess I wasnt the only one who thought he was white.

I guess this is what admitting to being dumb feels like.

could be. he's from somewhere in North or South Carolina

The guy is fuck knows what. He is asked what he is and he doesn't even know if he is part black, indian or spic.
Actor's mother is white, that I know of. Tbh I thought they did a fine job with casting, the guy could pass for greek or some shit like this. It's just their filter making him look much darker than he is.

Idk, they said god made man and earth is just 2000 years old. I figured the rest by myself.

According to the wikipedos his father is a West Indian, so probably Black or a Mulatto.

Adam was black you bigot

we 2004 now

get it together, poleddit

The fuck does Holla Forums have to do with anything?

I can already hear the rioting if someone made a porn site named that

Every day I find new ways to get disappointed by my life.

Imagine doing porn that a white man comes in, drills for oil, and then the niggress turn into a blonde bimbo.

So this is officially the new show that we'll pretend to like?

Nobody pretends to like Neil Gaiman's work beyond Sandman.. so.. no?

Did you take a wrong turn on your way to Holla Forums?

CHECK EM

You do realize the first sculpture is much older than all of the rest, right?

Sorry kiddo, Holla Forums is thataway.

And what does that prove? It's like saying that everyone had nigger preferences just because Rubens was a chubby chaser.

By and large depictions of the ideal female are consistent with the modern ideal of beauty. Slim, tall and fit.

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google.com.br/search?tbm=isch&q=prehistoric art women

It proves your image is bullshit, that's all.

You sure showed me with a generic google search. We all know google has no agenda, right?

Dman joos, hidin all da fine prehistoric booty

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what the fuck?

Yes, your claim without proof of a conspiracy and Holla Forums OP astroturfed google results surely humiliated some Holla Forums who was reading these posts.

Me, I'll be just waiting for at least some images of female statues of the correct time period who sustain your claim…

Take the tinfoil hat off, Hillary.

Do you take me for some MSM journo to be baited by cheap tricks like that? K'mon son, git gud.

>But modern day experts disagree.
>They say the “mother goddess” figures – which were buried among the rubbish of the Stone Age town – are unlikely to be have been religious icons.
>Many of the figures thought to have been women [by researchers] in the 1960s, are just as likely to be men.
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1212320/Ancient-figurines-toys-mother-goddess-statues-say-experts-9-000-year-old-artefacts-discovered.html

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the funniest are these: Holla Forums are cucks again.

wtf are you rambling about?

And some more humiliating for you, because we all know how you leftists enjoy the impotent burn of humiliation and how desperately you crave it.

>The results indicate that the sense of beauty is based on hard-wired notions triggered in the insula and one’s experiences, and then activated in the amygdala. Still, the scientists caution the findings cannot necessarily be generalized across cultures.
news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071121/sc_livescience/senseofbeautypartlyinnatestudysuggests

Holla Forums spread this cheap search trick to bait the media and retards. If you remove "people" from the search, you get normal results. The reason is the tumblr blog "medieval people of color". If you include a specific term like "people" or "white", you get a lot of results from racial/etno discussion sites.

The same thing happens if you search for "couples" vs "white couples".(which results in cuck p0rn).

It happens on all search engines.

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Stop pretending to be retarded.

You people are a stereotype.

What does that search supposedly proves? I can't even decipher your level of imbecility.

I see you've stopped trying to claim the "goddess" statues were the beauty ideal in ages past.

Once a cuck, always a cuck.

Are you just going to ignore the user that blew you the fuck out? lmao

What is that guy even doing in that video? Is he clapping with her tits? What is he doing with his neck and why?

I think what he's showing is that if you reverse it and put "people" with "african" it doesn't show a bunch of white people, or hispanics or middle eastern people or asians. It's exclusively white terms that get replaced with black people.

Which is weird, and if it's all coming from one blog screwing with the search results, then this should be fixed.

He's just jiggling her tits and leaning in to kiss her. He's probably just nervous. There are very few black chicks I'd fuck, but Stacy Adams is right at the absolute top of the list for me. Especially with that short hair.

You mean, (you)? I don't anything to respond to that pile of speculative shit (golden fucking ratio theory? seriously?) debunking claims I never made.

I was just pointing out what the show was inspired on, not what ancient history 'really was'.

I believe in inane beauty's existence, but I don't see how people in the past being focused on reproductive organs is a proof that beauty is relative.

Yeah, I, uh, wow, me too. The most attractive thing about her is that she totally doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome. 842/10 would eat the corn from her shit.

Shouldn't write shit in a hurry. Sorry.

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I don't see it.

Why is Holla Forums full of lying dishonest cunts?

As long as it starts a conversation redpills people, that is what counts.

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holy shit….. redditpol is SO fucking mad

writing is leddit tier, needlessly edgy and unfathomably dumb. ice cube has more range than the lead. full of typical tricks. ian mcshane cant save this trash.

Shadow's race is supposed to be indefinable. A bunch of people in the book suspect him of being a ton of different things, but he says he doesn't know. He's supposed to be a metaphor. In the show they just made him black, though Gaiman himself always seemed to want to pick Samoan actors for him before.

Remember how he said the reason the plane flies is because people believe in it?

Then you're not looking.

And the prize for least surprising thing to ever happen goes to…

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For the people who read the book, how is Gaimen's work different than when he was writing The Sandman?

How was it done?

He must be color blind.

I want to watch a show about African gods!

t. Louis

It's made by the guy who created STD (the show hasn't even aired yet that he's already left his showrunner seat).

We can do without niggers.

This, basically.

Also, the over-the-top gore in the intro and after Technical Boy's goons worked Shadow over was just dumb.

Otherwise, it was actually not too bad. I'll probably be watching.

it's a book (american gods) that I remember liking when I was young & naive, but couldn't ever read again. it's got neat mythology and so forth, but man it's just….dumb.

Yeah, Holla Forums get so triggered by oil drillers. Reminds them of their muh plantations.

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THICC

Then this is the show for you. The whole point is that America has pretty much no gods that weren't brought in from other places by immigrants over thousands of years. (Aside from a certain buffalo representing the american land). There are plenty of african gods.

lol

How new are you?

DAMAGE CONTROL

Reminder

Brittany will never be my wife

delet this

If you look into her eyes long enough, you'd find that you can't fit both of them into your perspective.

It triggers goons too I see. Noice.

Why the fuck would I do that?

'c-'cuz y-you're a f-f-faggot?

TRY HARDER, FAGGOT.

Don't doom yourself to failure right off the bat, all's fair in love and war. Have you ever even spoken to her? If not, go do it. Ask her out. Think she'll say no? Then improve yourself to a point that she couldn't possibly say no. Think she's not single? Fight the guy, steal her from him. Prove yourself to be the superior male she deserves.

That's your problem, you gotta fucking STRIVE, set goals and work towards them.

no user , you are the faggot

The writing in this thing was pretty fucking shit and the dream sequences reminded me heavily of stuff Fuller already did on Hannibal, but I like some of the characters (Mad Sweeney basically) and a couple of the scenes were pretty good (the bar fight, the scene with Technology Boy).

I expect the plot to be overall lackluster and disappointing but I'm gonna keep watching in the hopes of seeing more interesting characters and scenes. It's unique, I'll give it that.

except she sexually dominated him to the point that she killed and absorbed him

so really it's just another way of being cucked in the degrading yourself for sexual gratification sense of the word

If you're trying to defend what was obviously slapstick as being realistic you're pretty dumb.

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lol reddipol mad as fuck

both this and the thread on halfchan Holla Forums were not deleted

mods confirmed for black women lovers

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Why would anyone fuck a black woman though?
All the black woman I've ever talked to have like 8 kids and looks like hell, even though they're 25ish.

Why do they do this to themselves?

That one faggot & is the one acting like it's not right there for the world to see.

we barely even have black people where I live
I can't even recall knowing any black girls

consider yourself lucky and do everything in your power to keep it that way

S-sauce?