Can I bum a smoke?

Goddamn, young people are so fucking douchey. They will just walk up to you and ask to get a smoke and then walk off. They won't even say "thank you" or even signify that they are glad you gave them something. It's like they expect you to give them free handouts. The only reason I give them out in the first place is because I have been in that position before, when I can't afford cigarettes. I always said thank you and even gave the person some conversation for offering me a smoke. The times have changed. These self entitled socialist loving faggots need to be executed.

You can just not give them a smoke, the niggers

I keep a few cigs laced with pcp for neets or hipsters who come up and ask

But user, they like totally volunteered for Bernie's campaign. You owe them for their great service to this country.
Some dude was walking down the street near an old friend's house. Friend did pretty well for himself, so he had some adult toys in the drive. This fag asks him for 50$, friend tells him to fuck off. Fag starts screaming at him to just look at all the shit he has. Didn't leave until he came outside with a gun.

Any stories? Guy i knew got sherm sticked, but wouldn't talk about it. Prob got raped.

i think they were asking for something else

or maybe you just have your head up your own ass and project your gay fantasies

Walking up to a stranger and asking for some help is one thing, but engaging in conversation when you have nothing in common besides the cig is a one way ticket to awkwardsburg.

This is mainly true. Coming from a young person, this is what mainly my generation looks like. They are lazy, stupid, not well mannored, wasteful, they bitch and complain about just about anything (like the spoiled retards they are), and only care about themselves. And people wonder why I don't like dealing with people/enjoy talking to someone with wisdom (much older than me) than I do with my own age group. The one thing I do think is true however (in my generation), is that most of these people come from the city, as I've met far more decent people (coming from rural areas) than I have people from the city.

If you're autistic, I guess. If you are a normal person you will engage in small talk. It's something people do when they are just shooting the shit and hanging out. I wouldn't expect some basement dwelling fatass like you to understand this concept.

this may be true, it's like you've literally known me all my life

I fucking hate living in cities. Everyone's holier than thou, while simultaneously acting oppressed.
The beta progressive men hate alpha actions, but always try and passive aggressively one up anyway. It's just confused people.

I have only ever given cigarettes to obvious bums.

Once, the bum took the cigarettes, popped the filters off, and started chewing the tobacco. Another time, the guy looked really down and out so I gave him an extra lighter too, and he didn't say thank you. But he didn't look like there was much going on upstairs so I didn't care.

Even worse is "can I trade you for an American Spirit?" If you've ever asked this question to stranger, you're a piece of shit.
start rolling your own. cheaper and more flavorful, but you absolutely reek.

American Spirits are good, though. Very expensive, I would never share them with a bum.

I found this discount brand called Native, they are made by the Mohawks same way, additive-free and they're around $3.50 a pack, at least where I am.

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Just can't imagine going up to a stranger and saying "your stuff is better than mine. give me some in exchange for utter shit". Never see that with food, just vices. It's weird.
I don't smoke much anymore, but I'll check them out. Have you tried the non-filters?

Never tried the non-filters but they're probably fabulous if you like that because the full flavors are.

This is a pet peeve of mine. I'm not trying to here about your fucked up life. I got my own shit to deal with.

good looking out, user. sometimes the only rolling tobacco is just ass, and AS charges too much.

you never traded jokes or funny stories with strangers?

AY, YO!

You got da time? Like maybe check on our iPhone?

Dats a Motorola. Nevermind.

AY YO WAIT HOL UP!

Got a smoke I can borrow?

Hell, I barely do that with the few friends I have. Just anti-social, I guess.

I get it!

There's nothing to get keep moving your ass off my block muthafukka

Fuck off, nig nog. I got no foodstamps for you.

Lucky you got them racist dubs muthafukka shheeeiit I ain't messing wit no Aryan brothahood today b gonna smoke some crack and fuck a hoe, seeeeeeeen?

Gimme a lighter tho.

Hear ya. Some of the funniest stories I've heard have come from bums sharing a smoke though. Might just be the surprise factor.

I'll step out of character for a minute to ask about above. Is it something akin to "ya heard"?

I want to congratulate you on this troll post, it genuinely is very well done. You used a level of subtlety that is, sadly, often overlooked; it took me until the word "wisdom" to realise what was going on.
Other posters would do well to study this post, and learn from it.

Wait, so you're saying it's just pure tobacco rather than all those hazardous chemicals they put in almost all cigs?

i smoke marl blacks 100s and eagles 20s 100s
or pall mall blue 100s

tfw retard

Usually just give cigs to older homeless types. If some hipster faggot asks I just walk away. I do like to give cigs to the guys begging in traffic tho lol


Blacks are fucking disgusting. Only wiggers and edgelords smoke blacks.

Here, I think you need to have some of this.

he never said that everyone from the city was these things just that he met far more people from rural areas that were decent people, and based off your massive asshurt i can only imagine it's all true.

I'm always afraid it's going to last an hour and I won't know how to end the conversation.

Right, let's say you're not turning gray and drifting into senility, idle conversation is cumbersome and rude for the young generations. Small talk doesn't accomplish anything, and they're suspicious of people who enjoy it. It stems from the stranger danger scare in the 80s and 90s. Their form of thanks is not bothering you with interacting anymore than you have to. If you deny them a smoke, they'll continue on anyways, hopefully. That seems the least objectionable option for you.

Seriously, fuck Toronto.

you don't owe people anything. half drunk thought, but if you haven't put a dollar amount to your time, do so.

Toronto is a shithole in general. Went about a year back and I realised that those commie cucks don't even know what freedom is. Tobacco is retard expensive and it reeks of weed everywhere.

It's time to start acting like a fucking man, OP.

When asked for anything by anyone you don't know or don't trust just follow these simple steps:
1. Look them directly in the eye
2. While continuing to look them in the eye, say the word "no"

It's that fucking simple. If they persist, just ignore them and go on about your business. They will usually get bored and go try to find an easier target.

I live in an area infested with fucking trash and niggers. I've been asked countless times for money or change or a cigarette (i don't smoke) and I almost laugh in their faces when I tell them no. I honestly love telling some smelly shit skin or meth'd out wigger "no" while smirking right in their fucking face.
People may not be out to get you, but ignorant fucks are out there looking to take advantage of nice people. They usually are either drugged out or rarely get told no. Story time.

I was in waiting at a deli counter (in a gas station) for the girl to finish making my sub sandwich when a nigger walked right up to me and said these exact words:
It took me a second to even understand what this basketball american was saying/asking so I looked at him and said "what? Ten what?"
I fucking laughed in his face and said hell no. He turned around and proceeded to steal two 40 oz bottles of some nigger scotch out of the cooler and ran out of the store.

That's just one of my many adventures living in the deep south.

People, in general, are fucking scumbags. I guess after you've dealt with this shit for as long as I have, you just know. You just fucking know by the feeling you get looking at a mother fucker. Learn to read people, OP. It may save your life one day.

i smoke newports (nigger cigarettes) or the indian ones

I wont give anyone a cig if they look younger than 30 or poor looking
Also wont give money to anyone unless they are wearing some kind of work uniform. On a side note a bum asked me for £20 once and when i said no he started shouting about how he wouldnt want to see me homeless

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Niggers do this to me all the time. I point out local gas stations where they can buy cigarettes. Then stare at them a bit before putting on earbuds.

I should bring up my own to light in front of them while I do this. I don't smoke, but it would be worth trading one cancer for another.

Just had a brain fart. Maybe keep some cigarettes with something extra handy, like PCP or something.

Any idears?

Well there's your problem faggot