The official jimmies rustlin' thread

let 'em rustle

It's a nice view out to sea, staring out into space, isn't it?

indeed

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do you like what you see user?

Get out with your belly button FILTH!

At least he's not dumping his hand holding collection.

sorry

This greatly amuses me.

Thank you! Much better.

Posting something that erotic will get you serious jail time, wouldn't it?

That's why you just don't. Stick to something safe, like creepshots of CIA officials.

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I'd rather go book shopping, than have to look at little girls wearing next-to-nothing!

I like how even when you guys are treated like complete shit you still post stuff thats legal instead of CP, though I suspect that might be to cover your own asses vpn or not.

shame asmr does not work for me
whispering is nice but those other sounds like tapping not so much

what cp?

My main beef with ASMR stuff is that people make these disgusting wet smacking sounds when they crank up the gain and try to talk super quietly. It sounds like one person is whispering while another person is devouring a never ending pile of meat.

It seems such a secret to me, all this stuff

is it safe?

is that undertale?

looks retarded

I kept it safe, just like you told me Gandalf.

kek

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The first thing a Pedo sees upon entering heaven…

bullshit

they're wearing things

I can only imagine how disorienting that would be if one walks through gates to get into heaven.

The gates are yo keep the breeding Lolis IN, my friend!
kek

I wonder why the idea of "life after death" as just another life isn't explored very often.

i can't decide if you're an anti trying to convince pedos kill themselves or not ;)

Who knows?
Just so long as there's no belly-buttons, or (god-forbid!) "Hand Holding" on here, all will be well.

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can you help me user?

(Pushes her in)
"Is that what you wanted, honey?"

this "ne belly-buttons or hand holding" rule is too restrictive
im out!

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kek

Don't worry, there's plenty of air in my underwater rape cave house.

ekekekekeke

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Comeoooooon. You can trust a dolphin, we're portrayed as helpful and harmless in all the movies you've ever seen.

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Did I stutter? I just told you that you can trust me.

Hey! Stop trying to rape that little girl!

I saw her first!

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WOAH! Who said anything about "the R word"? I just wanted to show this nice girl how great my…cave is.

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No, seriously, it's awesome! I even have cool toys to play with, like this ball. Come on, I'll show you.

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Nothing to see here Mr. Bear, just out for a nice swim with my friend.

just post more little girls dammit

This is now an animal thread.

Yea, we need more fish in this sea.

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Ahhh Lara,turning normies into pedo's since 2009!!

Hey, girl! Are you busy? I've got this awesome cave I want to show you.

I raped a baby

Is it still in one piece? None of my other prospects are panning out at the moment.

Never mind. I just found a sweet girl who wants to take a nice long look at my cave. See you boys tomorrow.

#NOTALLDOLPHINS

Don't go there! It's a bad place! Stop!