Django unchained is a great cinematic experience

Is he, dare I say, speaking the truth?

I watched Django as a liberal who loved revenge-exploitation movies and violence.
I turned it off halfway to watch Seinfeld reruns.

This shit is why Jessi left him.

he didn't

Calvin Candie was based though.

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I remember when people kept repeating that it was a fake script designed by 4/tv/ to make Cuckatino look bad, until the film came out and it followed the supposedly fake script to the letter.

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This is what newfaggots believe.

b-but the used to agree with us in the distant past! remember how they slammed SJWs during their Paul Blart 2 review? sure mike cucklassa is not a cuckold at all!

Or you could just sidestep that conversation entirely and not demand that everything you're exposed to be in ideological lockstep with you (y'know, like all those people who have friends).

Are you implying that watching Mike Cucklossa is akin to having conversations to your friends? Because he's just a washed-up e-celeb living on Patreon welfare. He's NOT your friend, he will NEVER be your friend. Give up your dream.

haha great meme friend!

No. Rather, that your insistence on ideological purity on everything in your life is a big reason YOU don't have friends.

The fact that you're desperately searching for a way to make me seem more pathetic than you is kinda supporting my point as well.

I tolerate my friends' diverging political views because I like them, I enjoy their company, and we can respect each other. I can't say the same of Kike Cucklasa, a washed up, drunken internet "reviewer" that only became famous because he made autistic Star Wars videos. So, I don't see why I should tolerate his whimsy liberal bullshit.

Oh, and more importantly, my friends and I have some sort of common interest - maybe it's not politics nor movies, but it's something. What are Cucklassa's interests? Star Wars, B movies, and cuckold porn. Sorry, but I can't really appreciate any of these things, so no, I won't dispense Mike the same courtesy I'd have with my friends. Fuck him, fuck Jay, fuck RLM in general. They only became popular because people started to realize that Douge was even shittier.

So what you're saying is literally "Stop liking what I don't like".
Cuz you also have a huge amount pointless, pathetic hatred for this washed up, drunken reviewer indicated by your memeing, and its not like anybody has ever said, "I demand you start liking what I like".

No, I never said that. You can keep liking these hack frauds who criticize movies while producing garbage like Space Cop as much as you want. But as long as you create threads on them here, I'll piss on them because I enjoy talking shit about these hipster parasites. Deal with it, faggot.

It's fun to hate on something that the entire internet, from Reddit to Kiwifarms, seems to just love. Specially because I can recognize their faults, while they (and their fans) can't.

Oh, but you say, "stop criticizing what I like". Almost the same. Hey, wanna discuss your hero Mike Stucklassa and his gay parade without any asshole shitting on them? Just go to /r/rlm and post to your heart's content, I'm sure they'll accept you with open arms.

So you do like them.

Okay, see, I didn't realize you were one of those ironic hipster faggots.

I guess Holla Forums loves Disney Star Wars, then.

Well, I've heard people make more substantive arguments against Disney SW than "Its Cucked! CUCKED I TELL YOU!" and then admitting that they only shitpost because its fun.
Between the irrationality and admitting that you're having fun, you're obviously tsundere.

Then you must have been on another board. Holla Forums pretty much slams TFA because it has interracial tones, because it has feminist overtones, and because it's directed, produced, and authored by Jews. Which are totally fine criticisms on themselves, don't get me wrong.

If you can't really admit that RLM stuff is bad, too bad for you. I mean, Half in the Bag for a while had some sort of Plinkett plot that was dangerously approaching Linkara's level of cringe, The Nerd Crew is just an excuse to shill Disney products while pretending they're criticizing shills, and the rest of their stuff is equally cucked (I mean, wasn't The Wheel of the Worst the thing that pushed AIDSMob to e-fame?)

I think he is losing his mind because Star Wars does not have enough explicit interracial romance. It's all too implicit for Mike. Rogue One features a white women surrounded by mystery meat men and she is NOT getting gangbanged. I bet this tears him up inside. I know how Mike was upset when Rey Mixer did not fornicate with the ape Jew Jew Abrams cast. Mike is at the stage where he wants others to become cucks too. He wants to normalize his cuckoldry in society at large.

And that's off the top of my head

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That's under the "feminist overtone" umbrella. Stronk, independent wymin that doesn't need no man and no nigger to hold her hand.

Fine, I forgot about that one. Even so, the majority of Holla Forums complaints about TFA were either because of interracial cuckoldry, feminism, and jewery.

Perhaps if I get Mike "Interracial Porn 4 Life" Stoklasa to narrate it for you with his sexy Plinkett voice?

kill bill was Tarantino's peak I think.

Didn't he directed Poor Litle White Guy 6 as well?

Tarantino probably makes foot worship porn for private consumption

Probably the most kino foot worship porn every made.

You're just obsessed, aren't you?

Clearly bait.

Okay, so confirmed for OP. Wow.
That's REALLY pathetic that you'd make this thread yourself in light of all that shit your were talking. I mean jesus, get a life.

where do you think you are?

Nigger, you can browse chan boards without being a complete loser and acting like a child. Stop projecting.

I wouldn't put it there. A Mary Sue is just a bad character, but not necessarily feminist. Rey was a Marty Sue because of feminism, but sometimes a Mary Sue is just a badly written power fantasy.

The biggest mistake of the movie was having Rey beat Ren. This decision was driven by feminism, but it was a bad decision for a thousand reasons. Having Rey escape by herself was also driven by feminism, but was a bad decision for other reasons.

You sure are a winner.

This is why you are a child.

well meme'd my friend

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I think the idea of putting random instructional tapes on the Wheel of the Worst instead of movies was one of the catalysts for why RLM started going to shit in around 2014. You can't really analyses or say anything profound or interesting about random instructional tapes and it just devolved into "look at this random thing, weird right" and doing wacky and random humour to fill the episode.

It obviously wasn't tanking views though, since they kept doing it.

Here your tl;dr nigger

Have they ever reviewed the superior Django?