A light turns on the single spot of light in heavy contrast with the rest of the room

Isn't that the "LOL Butthurt" guy?

Why the hell can't you cuckposters come up with any new cuckypasta? I swear you people have started a thread with this exact story at least three times this year. We demand new tales from the life of the cuck king.

All the work we do to pay alimony leaves little time for proper cuck posting..

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then make one, nigger.

Sweden?

Ok guys listen, one of you little shits either your kids or you since you're likely 14 years old has been showing my daughters printed out photos of penises at their school. I will find out who it is and I will fucking send you to jail this is your last warning. Put a stop to this or else. It's sick and it's fucking borderline child abuse and I will shut down this website if I have to.

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Not bad.

Fucking finally, cuckypasta I haven't read before. Keep it up. I need to cum.

feels bad man

Ooga Booga, my name is Nigus Louis .

I’m a 49 year old American reverse-coconut (Black culture fan for you crackers). I draw cuckold porn on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cave painting art and playing superior African games. (Chuck the spear, Hunt the boar, Rape the toddler)

I train with my spear every day, this superior weapon can stab clean through wood because it is smoked over fire over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other European weapon on earth. I earned my chucking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Ebonics fluently, both Ethiopian and the Nubian dialect, and I can´t write at all as well. I know everything about African history and their bushiiiieeedo code, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to Kenya to attend a prestigious Shaman School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a revolutionary warrior for colonel Kony or a witch hunter!

I own several loincloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can let others fit in me easier. I bow to my Nubian superiors and seniors ass-forward and speak Ebonics as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

Just wondering, but are you people posting here actual cuckolds making fun of your own fetish or just ironic cuckposting or whatever you would call it?

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The first one, naturally.

Now keep the cuckypasta flowing, bois! ;)

What's the point then?
Considering your entire fetish revolves around degrading yourself, is this posting just another way for you to get hard by pointing out how pathetic you people are?

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You know noone thinks those are funny anymore and it's just a bunch of cucks jerking off to fanfics and pretending they're being ironic, right?

I did it for the lols. I don't watch cuckold porn.

FAGG OT PURGE!

Go away white boi. You don't belong on this board.

I don't think any self-respecting hispanic or asian would want some black guy's sloppy seconds, even if she was white.

Hillary is president? LMAO

So you are actually ironically cuckposting?
Seems like an odd thing to want to do, do you particularly like the "joke" of cuckposting or is it more like you want to annoy people who are not into cuckoldry?

A comic I storytimed on Holla Forums at some point, featuring an obese superheroine and everyones favorite liar, have couple more pages.

You say cuck posting like it's an umbrella term that describes the actions of a single person some of the Louis posts were made to mock liberal cuckolds and some of them are made by actual cucks. Most of the ones posted here are made by an autistic cuckold who also spams interracial porn. Just hide his threads, they are easy to spot.

That's real fuckin disgusting

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…
As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men.

I LOVE NIGGERS

It was funny the first few times. It gets less funny everytime you use bit.

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Cuckposting and Dukatposting are the only Holla Forums memes I have yet to tire of.

What are some vidya that Louis C.K. the Cuck King approves of?

What movie is in 5th pic from anyway? I remember seeing that scene in a webm where the white girl gets BLACKED.

I think it's from Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman.
I think this is from it too.

Why does the Cuck King bitch about people stealing his jokes when he steals jokes too?

Here's a skits of WKUK, a far superior comedy routine, about slow jerking.
youtube.com/watch?v=I62_Kf9615k

Here's Louis CK's ripped off version from his special, Hilarious
youtu.be/yDiePphZvsI?t=15m45s

What a bald headed, nigger loving, joke stealer.

Can someone post the one where he's in a museum looking for a glory hole?