How's your day been, user

How's your day been, user.
Anything interesting happen?

I went to the doctor's and learned that its normal for your urethra to burn if you piss after cumming.

Be my bf?

How much did you have to pay him to tell you that?

nothing at all :^)

Is it really now, i had figured it was due to not getting all of it out or something like that.

Depends, what makes you suitable? i'm pretty lonely

It is due to not getting all of it out, but that in and of itself seems to be something that happens to others to varying extents.

I'd imagine so, I've gotten away with nothing a good few times. Other times it seems as though i piss out a little cum.

Well, I'm not a fag, but at the same the time I don't really have any standards. I make more money than I know what to do with; can provide. I lift. Idrk what faggots want from a partner, tbqh. Forgive my drunkpost.

Its weird, it never used to happen to me back when I was a teenager.

I pray it's a trap

tell me about it
well tell me, are you looking to fuck, or get fucked?
depends on the faggot i'd wager, hope you're drinking something good at least.

weird development, maybe you've gotten lazier with your fapping?

who's that?

My fapping has always been incredibly lazy, not sure how much lazier I can get.

Impressive, how lazy exactly?

a makeshift vag out of two pillows fucked while laying down. Almost 0 effort is required to cum.

bet it'll be a week before I'm looking for something else

Nice setup right there! You just rub your dick against the pillows?

Rough one, were your shoes pretty loose for that to have happened?
Not a very good start, tend to hop jobs frequently?

yup, pretty much

Nope and nope.

wear long baggy pants and shoes like these.
t. dishwasher

Ever thought of bringing a pocket pussy or anything into the mix?

Well that blows then, hopefully it's not that awful the next time you work!

Got the long baggy pants, just got steel toe mostly waterproof boots because I previously did construction.

considered, but I'll only buy something like that if I'm on my own. Hopefully in a year from now.

Ah, living with others can be tough for something like that, but i mean, you're already having sex with pillows, why stop now eh?

its not like I don't have my own room

Today I was walking my dog and there was this osprey that flew from a graveyard (there was a river behind it) across the road in front of me and into a tree with a full grown bunny. It was flying pretty low but I didn't think they could fly anywhere with that much weight.

It was okay I guess. I felt crappy so I slept in, drank coffee, fapped, played some mountainblade, drank, worked in my garden, drank some more, petted a barncat.

what color was the cat?

Tabby. It's the tamest and most kitten-like cat I've ever seen, always play fighting and trying to ambush people. If you are walking, she will race ahead and up trees and fence posts and just hang on the side to get noticed by sempai.

sounds lovely!! too bad i poisoned my cat to death

oh well, gotta keep that T. gondii at bay. Can't let the mind- or blood- viruses take over

does the cat watch anime religiously? what does she think of national socialism?

she watches anime 24/7, my friendly nigger
she keeps heiling hitler after every purr

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Exactly! That would make fapping a good bit better i bet too.

My god, didn't realize those birds could even pick up a bunny, kind of terrifying honestly, really neat thing to see man it's not everyday you get to watch that!

Sounds like a good day to me, hopefully it was just physically crappy rather than mentally.

you sound like a homosexual

went for job interview
cant w8 for that 8h of looking at cctv screen
not convenient location
going back by tram, ticket checkers appear, i dont have a ticket
the checker gives me a free pass, cuz he caught a foreigner without a ticket
had 3h of sleep
wanted to sleep for another 2 after coming back
didnt work

Fucked, for the simple reason that I've recently discovered the glory that is prostate stimulation-enhanced orgasms, but working my boypucci on my own while simultaneously trying to jack off is always such a hassle.

Dota, hate myself, more dota, tf2 to mix it up, prepare to be homeless soon, hate myself more.

I'm the only one that can avatarfag astolfo faggot

I just landed a turd that smelt so revoltingly horrific, that even Satan himself would be disgusted. My wife called an ambulance. The neighbours called the Fire Brigade. Being constipated for 4 days didn't help… it had all that time to brew, ferment and ripen. Lord Saron would not have claimed that shit for himself… Orcs would have cringed in abject terror, I'm telling you! Even my dog fled, and is hiding under the house, refusing to come out.

I got a sweet deaL on a pair of 501's only 20 canadian pesos. And i went to the beach with my bf (i haven't asked him to be my bf bcuz too shy but he'd say ok if i did.)

Ask him. He wants you more than you realize.

I've heard that before

Feel like I've read this somewhere else
pretty sweet deal right there
dirty foreigners man, shitty you didn't get very much sleep, can be hard to work when you're totally drained

Bet it feels pretty nice, why not get a boyfriend to do that for you? i'm only partial to sex if i'm in a relationship with someone that i love, and well.. heh

Not fond of Dota honestly, unfortunate man , why are you going to be homeless and why do you hate yourself?

Oh? I wasn't aware of that, haven't even seen you do it before, faggot.

501's? what do you mean?
sounds like a comfy day, hope you enjoyed it
< this though, don't be a puss, you puss.

Siegfried dies so Sieg can live.
Shirou is the Ruler Class Amakusa, not a Shirou raised by Kotomine.
Mordred and Kairi die, but at least they go down happy.
Avicebrons master is sacrifice to fuel a super golem.
Astolfo, the shittiest Servant, survives the war.
The ending is a Last Episode ripoff with Sieg and Jeanne

Solomon did it, but it's a fake Solomon and the real one is actually Roman, who dies to save everyone.

The more you know, eh?

I fucked up my sleep regimen, so I'll have to try and not to fall asleep before the evening. I'm sleepy as hell so I write and do stupid shit.
I try to nofap as hard as possible, lewd things assault my mind almost every hour; I distract myself drawing sketches.
Also my ass started to hurt a few days ago (inb4 I'm gay), so I decided to sit as less as possible because that's probably the start of hemorrhoids.
I arranged lots of useless books around my home, made a 2 feet stable tower out of them and placed a laptop on top. Now I shitpost, watch animeys and play shit while standing.
And I move around sometimes so I won't have problems with blood vessels or joints when I'll grow old.

Because of all of this, I wonder how strong do I stress my body and how much fat will I lose if I get the same amounts of calories while still exercising a bit daily? Will it'll be ok if I start having sitting type of life after a month of activity? Do I really have hemorrhoids and how much did it progressed?

I've toyed with the idea of asking my gf to lend a hand, but she's a sexless prude at the best of times, and I could never figure out how to pop the question.
You sound like quality wife material, tbh. In another life, another time - I would make you my perfect bf.

Nothing much since it's the summer time.

I put about an hour into my work on learning Russian today, and read a few more chapters of On War. I had a light workout in the morning, just to keep from regression. Other that that, it's a fairly light life.

Only interesting thing recently was getting around to watching Little Witch Academia. The OPs make me feel happy. Hopefully I'll have kids one day to show that sort of thing too, instead of all of that nuDisney bullshit that we've got nowadays. When I finally get around to securing a wife and thinking about having a family, I'll have to put together a small list of things like that - "approved" movies and shows for the household. Sleeping Beauty, for instance.

I mean, I don't care as much once they get older, but I want to establish a strong base for the little ones. That, and the physical part. They don't need to be athletes - I didn't exactly do school sports, and my dad got himself permanently injured from doing it - but I'd like them to at least be in good shape. I'd rather have them running with daddy in the morning, than running like daddy did in 5th Grade when everyone thought he had asthma but he was really just 40lbs over the healthy weight of a boy his age.

Never actually seen the show i just like the way they look

Well jeez man that sucks, a good sleeping schedule can be nice for getting things done, but if you've got nothing to do then keep on keepin on!
niceeeeee
is it from sitting around all day? maybe whatever you're sitting on isn't very good
huh that's an interesting set up, bet it can get uncomfortable, does it seem to be working well for you?

Not at all, I tell you. Sometimes I may just sexualize almost anything I see. That's tiresome and gloomy, as I realize that I could use my imagination for designs and stories instead.
Most likely.
I don't think so. I'm sitting on a simple wooden stool… Not the worst thing to be on top of.
I chuckled a bit. If I had anything strange with my body like this I would be already seeing a doctor.
Thank you for your concern.

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