What is your excuse of not having fidget spinner yet user?

I've T R A N S C E N D E D

Everytime I look online, I see stuff and I say, 'man, I'd have to wait at least two days to get that, I could just go to the corner store if I really wanted one'. Then everytime I'm at the corner store, I see them and say 'Man, they're selling them for 6 dollars, I could go online and get one for 2 bucks.'

2 bucks versions have worse ball bearings

It's because it's a toy for stupid niggers and liberals.

I'm into traps not under 13 year old women, I don't need to attract tweens.

I feel like I am disconnected with the rest of the world. I woke up one morning and these retarded toys were being sold all over my local grocery stores and gas stations. Go to youtube, and in my recommendations was some dumbfuck spinning one for ten hours. My local new channel played with one of these for ten minutes in a segment.

I don't understand humanity anymore.

The only way to understand it is to embrace it. Let yourself be silly sometimes … everything does not have to make sense. Do not let the child in you die.

I use it on my girls clit

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I'll suffocate it with a pillow as soon as it starts liking stupid shit like fidget spinners and segways.