PROOF THAT BOOBS ARE FLAT

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

PROOF THAT BOOBS ARE FLAT

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

price af

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

how is that possible? So there is a glass dome over each boob?

David Walker
David Walker

MODS

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

You're obviously a retard, scientists have already confirmed that boobs are round, not flat.
flat-boobers < round boobers

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

A firmament surrounds each boob, and a God from above gases down at them.

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

*gazes

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

Boobs are round, but inside each boob is the Hollow-Boob. Nazis escaped there after WWII. Hitler lives there in a National-Socialist Utopia.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

round boob cucks must be stopped

David Johnson
David Johnson

the flat boob conspiracy theory was created by pedo creationist nutjobs.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

what the fuck are you getting at, freemasons?

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Explain how C cup bras exist?

Atheists: 1
Creationists: 0

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

Why do A cup bras exist?
Creationists: 1
Atheists: 0

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

I personally believe in a spherical Earth but also underground cave networks, tunnels, and bases. I am also very curious as to what is in Antarctica. I don't think the Earth is hollow at its core, I think it's molten metal there.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

We're talking about boobs here, brother

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I personally believe in spherical boobs but also underground cave networks, tunnels, and bases. I am also very curious as to what is in the nipple. I don't think boobs are hollow at its core, I think it's milk there.
ftfy

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

flat boob
not superior hollow boob

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

3d boob
gross

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

3d > 2d, autistic weeb

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Soo… pretty much a tranny's boob?

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

That's just an illusion from looking at them from your perspective.
If you get satellite imagery of boobs you will see that they're actually round.

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

I subscribe to this idea too. That the earth is not technically hollow but may have unfathomably large cavernous spaces under the crust.

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

underground
underboob*

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

This just in:
Elephants are really flat!
pic related, it is an elephant before it gets inflated.

David Jones
David Jones

She was probably cute as a 9 year old

Someone should have repeatedly raped this one to stop it from becoming such a whore

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

duh 9 years is too young… 13 or 15 and hundo p, and she's still cute even in her 20s… just not so much

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

FLAT BOOB THEORY

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

thafuk

Andrew King
Andrew King

ZIMBABWE

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

This is 100% true what I'm about to tell you.
Petite, flat-chested women bang like a dunny door in a windstorm, believe me!

We'd been friends for ages, and we kinda friend-zoned each other for about 3 years. One night, we just kinda went "fuck it", and hit the sack together. It was one of the most erotic sexual times of my entire life! She was an absolute demon in bed! She was a country girl - growing up on a farm must have give her 'ideas'! No-one would ever know just looking at her - she was a "Plain Jane" in many ways, but she was gorgeous as well (in my eyes). Twas like she was trying to outdo herself to blow away the stereotype of 'plain-looking' flat-chested girls… I lost count how many times I creamed her muffin that night… she was a demon… she bit, scratched, howled… I'm getting horny at the mere memory!

The best part is - 20 years later, we are still really good friends! Yes, amazingly, our friendship survived the 'one-off fuckfest' experience!

Another added bonus was - no-one ever found out about it! None of our friends were none the wiser - even her housemate, whom we were both good friends with! If only she knew - the older housemate would have killed me! I had to wear high-necked skivvies for a fortnight afterwards, just to hide the bite and scratch marks around my neck!

I always dreamed that *I* would 'break' my petite friend in the cot…. but, in reality - it was the other way round!

We still joke about it, all these years later.

True story. Fuck you if you don't believe it.

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

I don't normally acknowledge the "69" get. As the OP in a boob thread, I find it. irresistible. Boobs are flat. It's merely the Higgs-Boson warping space and creating the illusion of depth.

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

That's a god damn lie. I was married to a chick who had small a's, and she fucked like a dead hobbo. Just laid there, and didn't do shit at all.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Well, boo fuckin hood for you, Captain fagvibes

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Just saying, it was bullshit. Small tits just means she usually feels like shit about them.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

One time I had this bag of peanuts and one of them tasted horrible. Therefore all peanuts taste horrible and nobody should eat them ever.
Your logic. It isn't.

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