Gary Johnson's superpac, "AltPAC," is making a big push to try to harness the memes. He's spending $30,000 of his campaign money on something 12 year olds with Internet access can do for free with MS paint.
Is lolbertarianism officially dead?
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When will they learn that the best memes are always DONE FOR FREE?
Yes.
Been dead since Ron Paul got screwed.
Rip in peice
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King nigger killed libertarianism.
We wanted peace but all anyone ever saw was a chance to exploit and degrade us.
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
Tremendously un-dank.
The free market of memes does not operate based on currency.
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That video probably took a whole 10 minutes in Windows Moviemaker after the sketches were done. Does that even qualify as an attempt?
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$30k well spent you faggot
The American Libertarian Party, yes. The Misses Institute type libertarians, no.
I strongly believe kikes fund the burgerland lolberg party just to make libertarians look like clowns.
Just look at the antivirus guy selling his business to Intel kikes, merely coincidental.
So they still exist?
I thought they all either became full blown leftists or Pinochetian minarchists after Ron Paul got repeatedly mauled.
What does 30k worth of memes look like, I wonder.
Pepe smoking pot?
A pissant 30k? Christ… If memes have monetary value, 30k would get you 2 shit tier Holla Forums style meme "masters" kek…
Im sure it will do as good as "dat boi"
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God do I hate this guy
He's just such a non fun guy
Even Hillary is more interesting
Like no one knows any of his stances but people are still trying to meme him
It's fucking hilarious and reminds me of how politically illiterate everyone around me is
Am I the only one upset that they had Hillary represented as white ice cream and Trump brown?
well Hillary IS the racist one…
I still remember how much he was shilled for 4 years ago at cuck Holla Forums. To be fair there was no Trump that election
do we have a new front for the memetic war?
Johnson has repeatedly talked shit about Trump and said almost nothing about Hillary. Outright said he wouldn't come after her over the emails. He's meant to try to steal votes from Trump and that's about it so of course he gives Trump the shit color.
'ſplains the uptick in Johnſon ſhilling I've ſeen all over Facebook…
>>>/reddit/
I agree, I just think they would get blasted for subtle racial undertones if they made Trump white and Hillary brown aka negro ice cream.
So forced, so unnatural.
I didn't say that. I'm simply stating the fact that Hillary is racist and Trump is not, so of course a cuck like Gary gives Hillary the white.
The Libertarians have irrevocably ſullied their reputation with me. Nominating a gun control advocate for vice president is asking for an exodus!
I am going to fling ſhit like an orangutan if he pulls a Teddy Rooſevelt on our beloved Trumpenführer!
Yeah, sadly Trump is not racist.
s/president/preſident/g
I think some kikes pulled some shit with their nomination process. Petersen was objectively better and also more appealing to lolbergs, Johnson is more of a tradtional republican cuckservative than anything.
ſ is a long s, like snake. not a soft s like president
Do they never learn?
The cringe in the ad…
Remember that guy who got naked on stage at the libertarian convention?
Lolbertarians btfo by themselves, for ever.
Ron Paul was a blessing upon the US, see pic.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
Gary Johnson is the enemy. He fights against your freedom.
If you have any pro FeelTheJohnson faggot friends, remind them that he would absolutely sign the Trans-Pacific Partnership - a world destroying globalist bill that was written for half a decade in complete secrecy.
That's what happened to me I became a Pinochetian minarchist.
My rare pepe collection states otherwise. I don't even post pictures anymore.
It's so obvious. Don't forget that Cruz was never a favorite of the establishment, only a tool to take delegates from Trump
Ooh that's a fresh Pepe.
>Vert Frogmouth proper displayed, bearing in its dexter talon a sword, in its sinister talon a hammer, and in its beak a smug expression
Shit, how do I get in on this racket? I'd make so many wife's son images for Gary Johnson to show off what a compassionate libertarian he is.
If Hillary Clinton wasn't running a dinosaur of a campaign, imagine the kind of money she'd be dumping into this shit. I'm sure she'd be able to spend her way into one meme that isn't shitty.
a degree in social sciences and the ability to give really good fellatio.
I got the first one, but…
Shit, I was hoping that would be just a Clinton thing. Guess I'll just have to go back to freelance memeing for a cause I actually believe in.
No, it is just a longer glyph on the page. Whether you use a long or a short s is determined by its position within the word.
I fucking saw normies laugh at the Hillary Clinton Meme Queen bullshit. It was soul crushing. They don't fucking understand. They don't fucking get it.
Yeah, I suppose the problem with normies is that their threshold for meme quality is so unbelievably low even super gay cucked left-libertarian bullshit memes might catch on with them.
It's never too late to hone your skills. Follow your dreams.
I'll admit, i looked it up like 10 seconds before making that post and didn't bother reading beyond "long s."
Normie meme culture will never cease to baffle me. Individualism and "be who you are" is the mantra of the modern normie yet they seem drawn to memes literally because they're memes.
Do they not realize what they're essentially doing is going along with a joke because everyone else is doing it? I mean, that's basically what memes are.
Newfag please.
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Or perhaps when you attempt to convert your esoteric ramblings into action, you stumble over your own feet and innate impossibility of your proposals and make fools of yourselves, just like your Communist brothers. Utilitarianism and its derivatives are cancer.
I only started seeing people get called for using "normie" around 6 months ago. Years before that it wasn't a problem. Get fucked.
Try and out-debate me on this.
you can't.
Dubs confirm.
Mega Man 2 had dank ass 8-bit tunes, lolbergturdian "memes" have shit-tier LJN level music
I don't want to make being fun a prerequisite for becoming President. Calvin Coolidge was a boring man. "Fun guy" sounds like we're going to have nothing but meme presidents and candidates until the decline
Libertarians as they existed even 4 years ago no longer exist due to a rapidly changing world. They have split into two general groups. ppl who hold shitlib values and don't like to pay taxes, Then the other group of people who is those like liberty and wan't to kill leftist cucks because they are taking it away. The second group isn't being represented by Gary and are probably on the Trump train.
cuck
Boring is bad when the status quo is bad. The worst possible imaginable politician is a neocon regardless of if they're left-wing true believer Trotskyists who never left the Democratic Party or the (allegedly) right-wing cucks who have been functioning as the controlled opposition in the Republican Party. The vast majority of politicians are these kinds of Uniparty hacks who are contemptible in every way, shape, and form. Hence, when you think a boring politician in the modern era you think of the most perfect bipartisan neocon possible.
If the status quo was good a boring politician would not be intrinsically bad, but it is in the current state of things.
So bad and bland it hurts
Well. Finally watched it.
They fell for the trap, or are actively pushing for it.
Claiming to be the alternative means your group is never going to be mainstream
Kek, this one is great
no sound?
wtf?
legalize it?
30K
I don't know, it may work, I wouldn't mind seeing a 3rd party in power, I like the Emperor, no doubt, but I'm curious to see where this goes.
nothing else needs to be said
there are things money can't buy
$30,000
Memes are the DNA equivalent of truths. Trying to create or manipulate DNA without really knowing what you're doing is badong.
Isn't fascism a kind of utilitarianism?
I mean, you're disregarding the happiness of fringe groups for the greater good of the nation, no?
No idea why but I kekled thoroughly.
Honestly, Trump could harvest our NEETs with nothing but Trump Tower janitorial closets to live in and complimentary meals, if they weren't already doing it for free.
I wouldn't even need the closet.
just give me food, internet access, and some free time on the weekends and I'm golden.
Libertarianism is dead.
Long live Libertarian Nationalism.
Dubs confirms Megaman II for true memetics.
This. Libtardians and commies are both leftist scum. Same for anarchists.
Thats why their meme is stale.
Checkin' 'em.
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You are correct: tug.org
(((They))) ſtole a caſe of "s" from us in the early/mid-nineteenth century…
Pretty sweet tbh. What is the honorary aryan supposed to be fighting for?
When will these dummies learn? Rato tried to force memes too.
That's the best definition I've seen yet.
(Kek confirms)
#Cruzmissile had some great counter-memes. He almost memes himself.
GIVE ME THE DELEGATES, DONALD.
All too true.
fucking this. he was our appeal to a proper peaceful resolution.
That was rejected, and so we show the fangs.
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If Dr. No's memes had been as strong then as they are now he may have stood a chance.
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when will they learn indeed
Do you have a problem with degenerates killing themselves? I certainly don't.
what
You're all forgetting that normies are all cancerous retards that will eat up anything 'ol Uncle Shekelberg shits out for their consumption.
It's only a matter of time before memes become factory-farmed and mass produced for kosher normies to enjoy.
Sock puppet accounts will be made for the sole purpose of making the forced meme look popular, and everyone knows social media drones always follow the herd, reposting pepe pictures without even understanding why pepe is funny in the first place.
If it's (((popular))), normalfags will eat it right the fuck up.
Remember "Dat Boi?" That was a test, and it succeeded by and large.
Enjoy you meme monopoly while it lasts, because mark my words, the memes are going to be getting real kosher real soon.
Expect a bombardment of cancerous forced memes like Dat Boi.
It was fun being part of the golden age of memetics with you guys, but I feel the wild ride is rapidly approaching its final days.
This, the best things are created out of love or to give back to the community. This is a special feeling of indenture and repayment that money can't substitute.
Honestly it seems all he wants is for the killing to stop in the country of bum-fuck Africa. Or was it Mexico? Either way he was set on this path by an illuminati deep organization pretending to be U.S. gov affiliate, the Patriots, pretty much Assassins vs Templars if it was one organization back in WWII.
The guy he fights is Trump if Trump did WTC and funded Isis, without Israel involved at all. He wants to make America isolationist again, safe from outside influence, but that involves setting the rest of the world into an endless cycle of warfare that makes the thirty years war look like a chess match.
IIRC
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Does MGS ever name the jew? Or does it at least hint at knowing? It sounds like he almost gets what's going on.
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Oathcuck, do you get paid to post these?
First good use I've seen of that. Nice meme salad.
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It's a shame the primaries ended when they did; this could have been a great meme. RIP
You don't "get" jokes, do you?
I'm just surprised anyone would use a variation of that forced meme, even ironically.
It's hilarious that he hired some fucker to shill and meme for him and the only memes that he got were memes making fun of him.
Do you have the memes that he paid to produce? I'm very curious.
other than legalizing dude lmao he's pro tpp and his running m8 is a lack of sense fun laws faggot.
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DAAAAAHHHNAAAALLLDDDDDD'
I'm coming for those delegates
For real. He's open borders, pro TPP, his VP is illuminati CFR. He comes across as a stoner faggot in the interviews I've seen him in. (and I say this as a stoner)
He's a complete forced meme to take votes from the God-Emperor.
This is incredibly true. Thinking about this about a year ago make me stop smoking weed and drinking, and realize I have to fully enjoy this golden age while it lasts.
Oathcuck, you're a fresh glass of Alexipure (TM) water after dealing with a week of vigilanceshill. How are you, my autistic friend?
Plebs must not understand that all Gary Johnson will do is drain capitalist votes away from Trump, thus making it more likely for Hillary to win. I wouldn't be surprised if the Libertarian Party higher-ups were getting DNC shekels in secret for this exact reason.
You can't maintain libertarianism while also importing hordes of retarded Marxists (Mexicans and South Americans, etc.). You need look no further than Gary Johnson's home state of New Mexico to see evidence of this. While he was Governor, Johnson let Mexicans flood-in at unprecedented levels because "muh open borders, muh freedom", and all it did was make New Mexico more Democrat and leftist.
Libertarin philosopher Hans-Herman Hoppe has basically said that you need a white nationalist superstructure in order for libertarianism to exist as a symbiotic ideology. Most of the other races and non-white nations in the world are programmed towards Marxism or some other form of statism (Islamists, for example.)
In short, libertarianism simply won't work in America as long as we're still pozzed by darkies.
You're a faggot user, we will be the keepers of the meme forever.
Their shitty forced memes are nothing compared to our genuine memes.
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oops, meant for
even further, libertarianism is not the universalist principal system we all might have thought. Its really merely an analytical philosophy extracted from the systematic and social structures of WASP cultures.
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It still boggles my mind that an anonymous Laotian pottery glazing forum became the caretaker for the western world's memetics.
Why are almost all the great libertarians kikes then?
APPLIED MEMETICS!
ALTPAC
They try to control memes, but they cannot for they are low energy, weak, and cannot comprehend memes.
We have the best memes.
It's funny that even after breaking memes down to their core mathematics they're still utter shit at them.
There is only one way.
its basically 20th century Jews trying to analyze successful northern European cultures, observed certain traits of reasonable personal freedom, autonomy, and natural voluntary societal cohesion; and then they thought they could extract universalist principals from it, while failing to address the cultural (and of course genetic) effects on such societies.
HHH is great because he is in tune with reality enough to at least understand that libertarian principals cannot just be understood universally enough to not require key discriminatory measures to maintain a libertarian order. And even the likes of Rothbard started to understand this point near the end of his life.
And that's why the leftist's memes have done so " well ", right?
The left can't meme for shit to safe their lives. And most memes get gobbled up by reddit and ran until they are absolutely an eyesore for normies because of their oblivious overuse and forcing of memes. Hell if I recall, most redditors renounced memes because Trump was the "meme candidate" which was worthy of a hearty kek.
But many and most are depending on lurking the imageboards for the memes. It's been shown time and time again. as well as it being shown Trump has divine favor on his side. It's easy to point out when a meme is being forced and not from around here. That's how "stay vigilant" forced meme was easy to be called out and subsequently went quiet, since it wasn't a true meme.
And what they cannot control, eventually they will try to destroy. Which will fail horribly for them, because you can't destroy memes.
So how many of you faggots can make a flint cutting tool?
Kek these dummies tried to confine their understanding of something to pure materialism. That is why they failed.
We don't need fancy meme math to dominate the meme market. We don't even need to try. Our memes are pure and natural.
Do you remember any good rato memes? The only ones I remember were making fun of him. I think the only one they made was cruz-missile, which we proceeded to steal and use it to mock them.
even ytmnd makes better shit than this.
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YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA, DIPSHIT
WE ARE FOREVER
The good thing about the meme queen thing is she still mentions trump in the video, that's a meme mistake. I'll admit I laughed at the gamertag part, the rest had me cringing hard though.
ayyyyyy
They're retarded
Feels rare man
I didn't say it was impossible, I'm saying that by that logic everyone would be able to make a flint axe and only survivalists can.
That's called fascism, bud.
Fuck's sake, give me a midi keybard and 5 minutes and I'll shit out something better than this ear-rape.
>$30,000
I still can't get over how well they integrated the music into the boss fights (even the lyrics)
19:35 MAGA
t. musicfag
no, if anything this guy will steal some potential Berncuck votes. he's got the dude weed lmao vote and that's it.
The stupid model doesn't even weight how fucking dank any given meme might be, this is what our military thinks is effective.
Trillions of dollars a year on dat boi and oath"cuck meme"breaker bullshit and look at their effective range without the conventionally owned media. It's pathetic, but at least they all have jobs lol!
Good luck Johnson, Trump has already harnessed the power of kek.
There is a full manual they released, that is just a small promo thing.
MP4 HERE
Don't give them any click shekels
It was called normalfag years ago, not normie.
libertarianism and nationalism (unless it's civic nationalism) are incompatible.
The goodies I shitposted about before is the pdf you're talking about, it was all pretty fucking bland. Analysis of structure, and you see how far that's gotten those related to that presentation lel. They outsource all of their memetic necessities to businesses focused on information science.
I wish people would refer to us as Nationalist Libertarians, we don't call it Socialist Nationalism.
It's as if they handed over a schematic of an F-18 to a trainee lathe operator and said: "Go to it, build us a strike fighter! All the information is there."
honestly, I have seen Johnson try to appeal more to the Bernouts than anyone. He's a big social issues guy and that's where he falls in line with Dems. Economics wise, he could probly gun for Trump's camp, but im just not seeing him do that.
No he is nowhere close on Trump's economics
Trump:
Tariffs
Public Works Projects(build the wall!)
Single Payer healthcare
Veteran's benefit expansion
3 bracket tax cuts
Johnson:
Open borders
free international trade
Tax cuts
(Hitler dubs checked)
Not when you consider the number of humans that have ever lived is 108 billion.
Pure intent and action is very rare in this world. People who do without pay, without social status but for the love of something will always be better than those who do something they hate so that they can get something.
Does the faggot honestly believe these are winning positions?
They ARE very different on economics, that's my point. Gary's economics are much closer in line with conventional conservatives than Trump's are. That's why Gary would likely be better off talking economics if he were gunning for Trump's voters.
But he's sticking to social issues, and that's why I predict he's aiming for Berniefags.
He's pushing for the 15% needed to make an appearance at the presidential debate. So naturally, he's targeting the low hanging fruit for now. Maybe he'll make appeals to the free market crowd if he makes it to 15% before September, but for now it's obvious he's grasping for liberals.
Even if he stays at the forced 10% he's currently at, we'll see an uptick of 20-30% in the polls right before the debates to force him in. The lugenpresse has no shame.
Johnson is a third party cuck. You think he knows how the game really works?
He'll take every handout they give him and convince himself that he earned it.
The only correct answer is race war. Now.
His VP is CFR. If he doesn't know what he's doing, the people who are handling him certainly do.
more like mediocre populist and professional cuck comprising it down to neocons + weed - war
We'll nourish Kek with their blood.
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he looks like a troll in this video. you could honest to god edit his face into the old hobbit cartoon and it wouldn't be out of place.
What is 9gag?
You are truly the best among us.
Jesus Christ
I used to have that weird video with him repeating lines from the Simpsons. I thought that was a joke but apparently that was his attempt at memeing after Dan failed.
You'll never get those delegates Rato. They're mine now. Believe me.
your mother's breaking point.
We should add an extra slide to the Johnson part and claim he is a furry.
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Goddammit I hate GIMP. Literally the most unintuitive image editor I have ever used.
But anyway, have this.
$30 thousand pls
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Shouldn't that cock be black?
It takes so little to survive in this modern economy that druggies can live a good long time making their host communities a worse place for their presence. The idea that in a libertarian paradise the unamerican will quietly wither away into nothing is just more mush from the wimps who want a political system that doesn't require hard decisions or decisive action.
when will they learn?
HOT JOHNSON MEMES
30k well spend :^)
She doesn't have a breaking point
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Top kek. Saved.
All the libertarians I know are avid Trump supporters.
Just found this little gem
DON'T TREAD ON MY MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU GARRY JOHNSON AND THE REDDIT FUCKS THAT SUPPORT HIM
jfc
Is this the kind of thing he's looking for?
My God, those memes are awful. It's interesting how they are absolutely unable to comprehend concept of memes.
Dat boi was only popular, because it's a green frog like Pepe, so normies were interested. Those that Johnson is making are absolutely disgusting. Even this "dank memes" video of shillary-look-a-like that had everything that dank memes have was shitty and forced.
Are we truly special? Are we choosen?
Pretty much this. First two times we were asking.
We're not asking anymore.
Pretty sure it's like every other time old folks try to connect with young people. They attempt to adopt their mannerisms but do so in the most awkward way imaginable. I know a lot of us aren't "young," but a lot of the memeing crowd is very much so.
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yuo gayry haters r bad :))
Is it even possible to intentionally make a worse meme than Gary is unintentionally making?
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Dat boi was only popular because of people making fun of how shitty and forced it was
And to a lesser extent stupid niggers on twitter that actually thought it was funny
Self consistency doesn't matter.
Normies don't have to know that.
I love you guys.
Gary Johnson Is A Faggot
And so are many libertarians. Ask a libertarian a question and they respond by saying "hmmmmm let we flip to page 67 of the libertarian manifesto so I can vomit an answer….See, I'm a free thinker!" I used to identify as one, but have since moved on. I still read Rothbard, and Von Mises. I still like Ron Paul. I don't like libertarians, generally. Look at their little convention when the dude stripped down to a thong and began dancing. LIBERTARIANS ARE A JOKE, the philosophy is cool, but it has been taken over by a bunch of trendy rejects. And it's been like that for a while.
Ask a libertarian why they support open borders, and it's the same vomited response. Libertarians want to win arguments, and smell their farts while society collapses.
Many great writers, political scientists, economists came from Libertarianism, but many who identify as libertarians are morons. Sorry, it's true. There 'too good' to vote, but they turn their dumb subreddit into a Gary Johnson campaigning group. Many secretly like Bernie Sanders as well.
GARY JOHNSON: "DONALD TRUMP IS RACIST, I WOULD SIGN TPP"
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too many people think any given ideology is some magical cure all for everything wrong with their nation when the reality is that they are tools and must be used and modified based on the situation. it's like filling a pantry with one ingredient and being proud of it.
Most likely to see what can be deduced from the principles of libertarianism.
People disagree about applying those principles too though, so there isn't a manifesto. There are controversial issues.
To the extent that you're right, it's not as if having the same principles as other people makes you not a free thinker.
Wow I hate freedom now
Not all of them support open borders, so you're full of shit
Probably a much smaller fraction than any of the other two parties tbh
They agree with him on some issues
Big deal
The problem is there's no way of finding someone who will use all the tools only and specifically when they help 'the nation' that is the people.
And usually a given rationale for using a certain tool will be exploited over and over even though it's making things worse.
It's possible to argue then, that certain tools should be made unusable because letting them be used would do more harm in the long run than good.
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wew
#notalllibertarians
That's funny, i spent 30k in silver and gold memes
That website still exists?
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NO
NO PLEASE STOP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kojima is a fan of Hollywood, he is 100% clueless on the Jews.
Is Gary supposed to be Nazi Cake flavor?
dank
Gary Johnson Backs CO2 ‘Fee’ To Fight Global Warming
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The Libertarian Party, the Party of buttplugs and carbon taxes.
WHY GET THE LEDT NUT OR THE RIGHT NUT WHEN YOU CAN GET THE FULL JOHNSON?
Guys i think im a johnson missile now.
It would be so fucking sweet to get in on the politics pie. People throwing around thousands like they are giving bums change.
I have wondered if it would not be worth it to slide my way in there but secretly do it with the intention of helping nationalism because with a six figure salary I could fund websites, purchase lots of surplus gear, etc
But that's you wrong you fucking retard.
Who is Frederich Hayek?
Waste of money tbh.
what would ever give you that idea?
Perfect.
He has a lisp. Drawing attention just makes him self-conscious. Be coll about it.
I'd like to think that this was a deliberate ploy of some sort, to drive right leaning libertarians towards the republicans, while attracting the more libertarian inclined leftists away from the democrats, so as to avoid being a spoiler against trump.
But I'm very confident that they're just fucking retarded.
Can't wait to see what 30k worth of forced memes looks like.
Like fucking nothing at all. Its miraculous
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memes can never be privatized
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Gary the cuck Johnson is funded by the purple pac which in turn is funded by (((globalist)))
i could amake that for 1k tops
hire me dat boi gary
I'll just counter meme Gary by mentioning he's a BLM cuck.
Even most libertarians don't support that terrorist group.