I fucked a ladyboy last night when I was drunk, AMA

I fucked a ladyboy last night when I was drunk, AMA

How did it feel?

Kill yourself

Describe her

Please tell me you at least wrapped it. If not, you NEED to get tested for HIV. Even if you did bring a rubber, you should still get tested, and get a check up in a few months.

Felt pretty pretty good


One day but not today


Skinny, blue hair, pre op, big dick, tight boipucci

Dude I am jealous. Did she let you play with her cock? Did you suck it?

I plan on getting tested next week

Yes and yes. It was pretty good.

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Sage denied

Why are you such a normalfag?

Will you do it a second time, user?

Because I can be.

Maybe, as long as I am drunk and it looks like a girl.

How did you find her?
Did she take you dick like a champ or make you go slow?

fuck off faggot

Friend of a friend. Well I always start off slow then I go full force.


Spread your cheeks

die homo die

was she pretty, user?

away

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I WANT NORMALFAGS OFF THIS SITE

She looked like a chick. 8/10

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Spread your cheeks and think of your happy place.

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Did you guys suck each other off at the same time?

No. Wanted too

I bet she milked that load out of you good. Did you make her cum as well. If so how did you do it?

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She did. And no I didn't, I'm a selfish lover

Why did you only fuck? Why don't you try an actual relationship? I feel so much older than I am because of how much this 'one night stand' hedonism disgusts me.

I bet you want to suck aj styles off

fuck off homo

May we see the ladyboy, OP?

I was drunk, wanted to get laid, plus I'm moving out of the city in a month so any kind of relationship would be unfair

Don't deny your feels for aj styles

fuck off

Did you get to rub your cocks together and frot? How big are you compared her her sweet she-cock?

Are you another aj lover? Do you want his man juice on your face?

I have found this thread to be quite acceptable culturally acceptable.

fuck off, i'm not a gayist


die

No but I gave her a reach around. Mine was bigger. Not sure if it took estrogen pills

The gay community poster has to be one of the biggest closet fags on Earth. He is in denial of his sexuality. A good dicking down would do him good

That's disappointing, OP.
Are you some kind of faggot?

One day, not today though

Thank you.

Posting your lover proves otherwise

Hope you all get GRIDS

Is this a bot or something. Its posting gibberish in every thread right now

Did she suck your cock better than girl?
I am getting hard thinking about your night. Those balls slapping together, pumping her boi pussy while stroking her man meat..fuck lol

I bet you want his dick in your mouth with jizz all over your face

Well she was really good at it lets see. I've had worse.

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Yes, that's exactly what I wanted.

It's okay for you to come out of the closet to us

He looks like a generous lover

FUCK OFF

All me.

Are you a bottom? You sound like you would be a bottom

die you queer

Lies

(You)
Yes. Yes, So I can see.

That's very good, OP.

How many dildos do you own? Like 3? Lmao

I'm not a gayist so I don't have sex toys you stupid faggot

Would she pass a girl if you wanted to date her?
Is she strictly a bottom? Would you let her poke you if she asked?

You're a closet gay. So you have atleast 5. Do you suck on one while having another in your ass?

Yes. I never got around to asking her. Maybe but I would need to be drunk

fuck off gayboy

Did you bareback that sweet ass? Where did you blow you load?

You and op are the only gay boys here

Yes, in her mouth

I'm not a homo, faggot

enjoy your AIDS

At what age did you realize you were gay?

I'm not gay

Did your dad stick his dick in your special place as a child?

It's okay we know you are, you can tell us.

Nice projecting faggot. Maybe you should have called child protection services

Deflecting I see. You should tell your parents you're gay.

It won't work homo

We all envy you Op. I would love to see pics of her, her cock, your cock and any action pics from last night

Implying there plying there is any fame to begin with to defame. It's ok that you're gay, I'll still be your friend.

Stop being faggots

I don't even remember her name, I'll have to ask my friend. I'll do some research to get pics.

You and op are the only faggots here

You obviously don't need to tell your parents seeing as your father broke you in

Lmao nice. Heard better 4/10

Fuck off faggot

Lead the way Gaylord

It was a dude. You fucked a dude. You're gay now.

You mean anus, right?

Oh shit, he caught the gays.

Yes

Would you suck trump off? I bet you would.

when is season 2 coming out sam?

What did he mean by this?

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Lmao that's hilarious

Did you give her a rim job? This is such an arousing thread.

Did you hold hands?

Intense hand-holding leads to the exchange of precious bodily fluids

MUH DEGENERACY

Both happened

I can't believe these fucking mods allow shit like this to stay posted, you know? It's all so fucked up.

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Life is pretty fucked up lol

Fucking oath it is. Why, just this morning, i had to use dog semen on my corn flakes - ran of out milk, didn't I? FFS!

Post the video

Why do you insist on doing this? It was funny as a meme in the beginning but now you're just sperging out in every single thread. Why can't you just sage properly instead of being a loud-mouthed attention whore who has to say something inciting every time he sages, negating the purpose of saging in the first place?

Because he's a closet gay

No. Fuck you. No… my dog shit in your open mouth in your sleep, you fuckatrd.

It would be a super good thread if all the niggers who weren't comfortable with sexuality would stay out. Go make your own hate thread!
Now back to this.. Op we need some descriptive details…what was your fav position with her

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Shock me daddy

all me

We only fucked both standing up and her bent over. It was pretty decent 7/10

It's not sexuality, it's degeneracy

Your dog is a degenerate.

That's not worth bragging about. That's like bragging about having incest with your brother. It's not a victory, it just makes you look pathetic.

At least I had sex with 29 women. When you have sex with a woman, then you can brag.

29 isn't a lot mate. Slag off

Fuck off back to reddit normie

tell us more, I'm jerking off to this

What do you want to know?

Nice 9/11 trips, OP.
Please, tell us your favorite part. What would you do next, if you met with her.

It was interesting giving her a reach around and pounding that tight boipucci, what I would like to do next time is have more time with her. She is a generous lover.

I don't think you quite understand how saging works on Holla Forums

Why the hate on shadman?


Why would I want to sage my own thread?

Did you cum inside OP?

Like I mention above, inside her mouth

did she swallow?

Gargled then swallowed

Nice, grats OP

Thank you mr. user

Did you suck her ((benis))?

Go to shadbase right now

What did he look like? Was he a slut? Did you hire him to fuck you? How did you get together? What was his personality like?
Did you cum in his butt?

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I'm seeing a lot of Loli, a lot of fan art and a lot of lewds. Besides the loli I see nothing wrong

She was pretty skinny (around 110lbs), well I've had a lot worst but she was pretty slutty, no I didn't hire her it was easy lay, I went over to a buddies house and she was a friend of my buddy's roommate, she was down to earth but pretty clingy(like always has to be touchy feely), no I came in her mouth

I forgot your (you) user so here you go buddy

wew
This is the first page of shadbase. This is why you fucking men does not surprise anyone.

Well I just had the curie pic from him I didn't know shadman was that bad, I'll steer clear from him now. But the lady was fun

Ladyboy*

Ladyboy*

It's just weeb subhumans screeching like autists as they do whenever they see any superior western art.

Who cares if he does gay shit. It doesn't somehow invalidate all of the good work he does.

Are you trying to say that even if OP clearly is a faggot for fucking a guy in drag that he is still a good person too?

So what? It's a real number. Did you expect me to say 100? 1000? High numbers like that is what liars would make up.


What's a reddit?

Op might be gay for fucking a trap but you are clearly the faggot here

Did the slutty trap tell you what your jizz tasted like?

Whatever lie you have to tell yourself OP.

Wew lad, you have to go back.

What? No she didn't. No ones ever told me that because I never asked.

What did he mean by this?

I wouldn't fuck people with blue hair. Worse than the dick part.

The dick part wasn't so bad, she wasn't a tumblrina snowflake or anything.

What are your fetishes?

hope you get crushed tbh

I got fucked in the ass on two occasions and I hated it, it felt like someone was poking my colon with a warm blunt object. The stretching hurt and I never came, just felt regret and shame.

Those are roaches bud.

Facial abuse.

Oh so you're the dark triad type.

Something like that. I like sloppy bjs, the more saliva the better

You didnt like it because he didnt hit your prostate. If he did it wouldve felt like sex instead of reverse shitting. Anal = you either cum or you don't

Op here. I didn't know that.you learn something new everyday.

Op here. Update: so I tried talking my buddy about getting the ladyboy's credentials. for example her name since I was drunk I didn't really pay attention to her talking much. But my buddy is being pretty standoffish about it. So I don't think he wants me fooling around with her again.

Call him a faggot because he won't let you get another piece of that sweet BP.

Listen to your friend. He's trying to save you from the gay.

OK will do.

That tight boipucci was good enough to have more fun with though.

Its not gay if its a delusional tranny user :^)
Id rather you end up gay and not delusional OP

(Checked)
Nice trips, but even they won't protect you from AIDS.

hes jelly you got up in those guts before him.

I don't think I'll end up being delusional,

Will quads protect me from the AIDS?
I plan on using condoms from now on if I ever bang her again

Buddy, you're already delusional if you believe this, and you're going to get AIDS simply from using the wrong pronouns. I guarantee it.

Spank me daddy

Where is the logic behind this?

Are you retarded?

Wait so could you explain your friend's relationship with him? You should try to convince him to just remain a guy and be gay. Transsexualism is a mental disorder and means less dick for the rest of us.

It's my buddy's roommates friend. I know but that their problem not mine, i know that sounds scumbaggy but it's their life and I only met the ladyboy once so it's not like it's my place to give them life altering advice

how do you like being homogay and having shit taste in porn?

Taste in porn is subjective, as for op fucking a "ladyboy" well I don't know what to tell you about that

My taste in porn is impeccable.


You should try a ladyboy's tight boipucci. she was in her early 20s it was an amazing experience.

also you haven't answered my question of what it's like to be homogay

I thought you meant the facial abuse fetish I posted up. Well only been a pitcher don't plan on being a catcher.

no, but that's also crap and you still are gay because you have sex with men

Spread your cheeks buddy

Man, that is some repressed cock lust if I've ever seen it. It's ok to admit you want BBC up your ass user.

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daddy is the morning star

why? you're the one that fucks men, not me.

You're a big guy

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You can call me daddy, our safe word will be kiwis lol

ASS?

please no

the female clit is literally just a tiny penis, gay or straight we ALL love cock. even you

Op here. Please yes. "Her cock" was pretty decent

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Still in denial of the BBC I see.

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What's a ladyboy? You fucked a manlet with silicone tits. Now learn to forgive yourself you fag and don't act as if you're proud about it because it's degenerate AF.

Don't worry OP like over a ons said, this guy is just "jelly that you got up in her gut first" those kissless Virgin neck ears don't know shit

Man I should post when I drink

I apologise for my blissful ignorance but what is a ladyboy?

a man wearing a dress

So it's a tranny.

Nice double dubs
Vid related is this entire thread tbh

Hahaha

HOMOSEXUALITY IS A MENTAL DISEASE

Just let the meme die already

shut up homo

You and op are the only faggot here

You really are sperging out.

If you had a cute trap if front of you waving his butt ready for dick, I think you would join The Gay Community in a heartbeat

That's a pretty cute trap.

you mean you were assraped?

butt love is still love

Pick one.

Would you do it again?

It's hard to choose. Hmmm…
Ugly lady or cute boy.

He's hot even for a lady
Huge tits.
Unless he's mentally ill and wants to BE a girl. Then he's ugly on all accounts

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NO DADDY! YOU'RE GOING TOO DEEP! DADDY! NNNNNNNGH, IT FEELS….. IT FEELS SO GOOD DADDY! STRETCH ME MORE! YOUR COCK OWNS ME! MY BODY IS NO LONGER MY OWN! NNNARGH! YOUR SLIMEY PENIS GOO IS ENTERING MY FORBIDDEN HOLE! OH NO DADDY! I'M CUMMING TOO! I'M CUMMING RIGHT NEXT TO A LIVE TELEPHONE POLE WIRE! I HOPE MY CUM DOESN'T CONDUCT THE LIVE WIRE AND SET ME AND YOU ABLAZE DADDY! IT'S CUMMING OUT DADDY! IT'S CUMMING OUT, IT'S CUMM– OH SHIT

BZZZZZZZZTPGHGHGHGHHHGTZZZZZZTZZZTZZTZTZZZTZZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTK-KABOOM!

I LIKE BEING BOTTOM FOR DADDY…

DADDY PUTS PENISES IN BOTTOMS…

and my bottom is ready for daddy's penis insertion

is your ass really sore now

pics or it didnt happen

well i am part of the bisexual community so it matters not.

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if you don't want to have your pink boipussy licked and sucked out then you shouldn't be naked! Come2Daddy!

B O R I N G
OP fucked a twink, not a ladyboy.