My dick touched public toilet water about a week ago and now my urethra hurts, did I get AIDS?

my dick touched public toilet water about a week ago and now my urethra hurts, did I get AIDS?

Yeah, sucks for you man, wish ya the best of luck
you should probably post pics of it just to make sure, yknow.

hello my name is pajeet i am penis inspector

did you try turning it off and on again?

If it's any consolation, I spent the night in jail once and ate the apple they gave me because I was hungry.

Few days later I got a wart on the tip of my tongue. I was afraid some mud person in the kitchen rubbed his ass on it. Got some wart medicine and it went away, and there were no further symptoms of anything.

lol

These are the problems only big dicked people will understand. Dick touching the toilet water while semihard or even flaccid.

You probably got: ebola, AIDS, HIV, cancer, TBE and many more.

the real question is what's your technique for drinking through your penis?

hopefully

Haha no Op. I fuck strangers in bathrooms all the time. My dick has touched everything in a public bathroom and I am HIV free

How much of a fat ass you are, m8, that you prefer AIDS to going a single night without being full?

Being arrested will work up quite the appetite. It has nothing to do with being fat.

320lbs neckbeard confirmed

Nice philosophy of life, lardass. Enjoy dying before you're 35.

Thanks. I will leave my penis for you in my will.

why?

F

How inefficient of you user.

You need one of these

That looks fascinating… what sort of autism designs and uses something as this?

You got ghonocacas; see a doctor.

yay dick thread!