Am I a bad person Holla Forums? I'm not actually a satanist, and our relationship is fine apart from me screwing around with her. But sometimes I feel bad for finding it funny when she gets all emotional and worried and starts talking to me about "saving my soul" every time I screw with her. I'm also confused about why she's still so into me even though I keep making fun of her being so deeply religious. She keeps saying she "prays for me every day" and won't stop begging me to go to church with her, but for some reason she's attached to me and never really gets angry.
Should I stop?
Jackson Bennett
How can you be so autistic, yet such a normie at the same time?
Kevin Watson
What do you mean?
Henry Cox
Yes. That's mean.
Xavier Powell
Leave her man. Religion will cause problems down the line >source: personal experience
Jayden Foster
Are you underage or just a spic?
James Phillips
I don't quite get this nigga either
Lucas Stewart
Keep fucking with her, it would be even funnier if you got a tattoo of leviathan's mark on your wrist and a goat skull on your face. That would really show her.
Xavier Nelson
Neither. I'm white, of Russian descent. She's a spic, although she's heavily white mixed (a Castiza).
Juan Young
Maybe she see's herself inside of you. There's this deep empty gap within her questioning her religion, its always trying to spring up, however her fear keeps suppressing it. She thought to herself that, maybe if I can stay with this person I can finally break free from my grasp. She needs you to help her…………
NAH, I'M JUST PLAYING FUCK IF I KNOW. LOL TELL HER GOD IS NOT REAL AND THAT THERE IS NO HELL.
Charles Parker
Your edgy.. I'm Catholic and went to Catholic school, we aren't like Jehovah's witness 99% don't wait for sex till marriage and nobody cares what music you listen to , if you want a actually religiously isolated and strict women, get an Amish or Jehovah's witness gf
Cameron Wood
Your post clears up all doubt in my mind that Hitler was right to view Slavs as subhuman.
Nathan James
Edge lord leave your house and travel sometime..
Alexander Taylor
Did your priest molest you?
Luke Nelson
you should stop and go to to church with her.
Bentley King
I don't care about what she believes. I just enjoy fucking with her.
Well, she's bothered by it, which is what makes it funny.
Do you get bad girl points in Catholicism for fucking someone who's damned to hell?
Say what you will, but if anyone's going to save the white race, it'll be the Russians.
But it's fun having her think I'm the spawn of the devil.
Camden Thomas
if it wasn't such an obvious fake grab for attention by a bored rando on a liechtensteinian factory hardware repair imageboard you'd sound like a cute couple tbh. i guess the best things are imaginary.
Chase Miller
Get out normie scum
Justin Sanders
U wot? Why do you think I'm not telling the truth?
Camden Jones
yeah dude, your comically fake story starring a cool edgy devious pranklord and his hot sensitive christian girlfriend who, together, like, totally compliment one another, you guys, is totally believable.
Luke Richardson
just become a Jew. Catholics LOVE the jews.
Angel Taylor
i hate kikes
Cooper Wright
… all I said was that it's funny to fuck with her. If you got the impression that I was acting like I'm hot shit, that's your extrapolation, not mine.
I never said she was hot or sensitive in any way other than acting flustered when I fuck with her. All I said was "she acts worried when I screw around with her" and "our relationship is normal otherwise."
I may be a slav, but I still have some self-respect.
Brandon Rogers
whatever thats just your opinion ur dumb
Luis Foster
You should leave her,she doesn't deserves you,she's only doin bad for herself,if you respect her as a person,you should leave her.
Pic related is you,you fuckin idiot.
William Wilson
I don't make fun of her for believing in God, and I'm not an atheist. I just make fun of how religious she is.
John Lee
Ok,but ==SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT==
These things are sacred to her
I'm only adverting you OP,you should stop
Matthew Cox
I know, but it's just funny to screw with her. She acts worried, but she doesn't ask me to stop or anything. And I'm not telling her to change her beliefs or anything like that.
Evan Fisher
you have the perfect GF and you shouldn't bully her. You should be ashamed
Colton Reyes
He already acts like he worships the devil, so might as well.
Cooper Peterson
that was my point m8. He could continue to do the same shit and be idolized by his gf at the same time. It's a win win.
Eli Lee
If you wanna be less of a bad boy, listen to some holy unblack death metal.
Zachary Hernandez
But I don't actually want to worship the devil. I just like watching her squirm when I listen to evil satan music.
Owen Thomas
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it doesn't matter if it's some jackass pretending to be a duck. Sarcasm is the language of Satan.
Christopher Johnson
RAPE HER ASSHOLE HARD WITH UR KNIFE DICK TEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEHHEEEE X333333333333
XDDDDD
Adrian Parker
Kek. Keep going, OP. It's bretty hilarious.
Benjamin Lopez
You sound like a bit of a faggot, OP. Grow up.
Jose Rodriguez
She doesn't think you're the spawn of the devil you autist. She thinks you're mocking something very important to her.
Colton Thompson
Every time, when will you people just take the normalfagpill.
Evan Torres
show her the real picture of jesus look it up
Leo Carter
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Mason Nguyen
Wait, she'd probably just say that "Jesus loves all races." and shit like that. Top kek.
Dylan Lewis
tell her the truth jesus was a tiny arab jew
Adam Barnes
or watch darkmatter2525 he's good proving god is shit
Leo Brown
Try going to Church. Wouldn't kill you.
Samuel Phillips
Don't forget the Fanfic: "The Book of Moron"
Grayson Foster
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Grayson Butler
Stop doing that, it's a horrible position to put her in
Ayden Mitchell
It should. OP is fucking up the only good thing in his worthless life and posting here to have a laugh over it. OP should die. I want a super religious Christian gf to discuss theology with. I want to be asked to go to Church. I want to Deus Valt. SO WHY DOES OP GET THIS AND I DON'T? WHY DO ALL THE WORST PEOPLE GET EVERYTHING GOOD JUST TO RUIN IT FOR OTHERS?