Weird ass animals

Let's have a thread about (lesser known) weird animals.
The babirusa is a type of pig with very long, upwards curving canines. Said teeth pierce the snout and sometimes grow so long that they also damage the pigs own skull.

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youtube.com/watch?v=z_ANej3EpbU
oceana.org/blog/fueled-methane-gas-bizarre-animals-flourish-deep-sea-“jacuzzis”
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Bearded pig. It's pig but with a beard. On the upper side of his snout.

Spider-tailed viper. Its tail end looks like a spider. It uses it to lure in prey like birds.

Reeves muntjac
One of several species of small deer with fangs.

←—–this is not a muntjac

This is one of the rare carnivorous sub-species of whitetail deer living in the UP of Michigan. Very dangerous, but fortunately very reclusive and not at all common, for obvious reasons.

The Capercaillie
A very pretty type of grouse found in northern Europe and central Asia.

The Star-nosed Mole
aka the Kill-it-with-fire-right-fucking-now!

Oh, and btw, that is a pretty good visual reason why you should never try to have sex on acid.

ur mom :^)

Proboscis monkey
(aka "Jew Ape")

Bearded Vulture
Handsomest fucking bird on the whole goddamn planet.

not sure if being memed or there is actually an off chance I could stumble into a wild deer that would want to sink its fangs into my neck and literally eat my intestines out one fucking day

Lárgate de mi Chan marica de mierda.

some big carp

Time for you to go now, sissy. Time for bed. The grown ups are talking now. Night-night!

This is a very good thread op, not even kidding, very interesting. Have a bump.

Does any one have the video where a guy is mouth fucking a carp?

LMFAO

I don't feel very welcome in here

btw i need an answer for this
thank you in advance

Evil looking parasite that attaches itself to a fish's tongue, eating some of whatever the fish takes in and living off the blood of the fish for the rest of what it needs. Nightmare fuel.

Yes, they have that over on 4chan. Try /r/.

Lárgate a 4chan marica de mierda ahí es donde perteneces tú y tu bola de amigos maricones

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I can't imagine why not.

anons smdh

Lárgate ya Maldito maricon

I'm not OP, I just am the guy who is posting all the cool shit because I happen to have all this on my hard drive. Thanks for the props, but until the ponies get deleted I am not posting anything more.

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1. already done
2. fake
3. fake

I'm still here admiring your thread by the way, keep up the good work, nice moves!

Jerboa. It's like some kind of rabbit - mouse - chicken hybrid.

Every post you make reminds me how subhuman ponyfags really are.

Dysnomia, fue the lug, hex egg shoving mod or any other mod why you aren't you doing your job?
Why is this faggot still posting in here?

Don't feed the troll. That was an attention whoring post. If you ignore it it will go away.

The maned wolf

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Classic fucking rat there's rat shit right there on the god damn carpet holy fuck this irritates me

Fucking stupid fucking rat shitting the place up

Pangolins: comfier than armadillos?

Seriously just fucking delet this that rat fucking shit is pissing me off just get rid of it.

Use to love this nigga. He learned slash pretty early on and it was good against most other types.

god doesn't love deep sea animals

this

It doesn't just simply attaches to his toung, it replaces it, first causing the old one to die off and attaching itself to the remains of the toung in the fishs mouth, after that the fish uses the parasite as if it was his normal tounge with little to no complications. The parasite also doesn't severly harm or kill the fish, so this toung parasite is actually a benign one

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This fucker right here is still one of the most amazing creatures,

thread back on track?

isn't that what Psyduck evolved from?

WHY THE FUCK WAS MY POST ABOUT RAT SHIT DELETED? MODS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE

you were derailing the thread

it was rat shit

Thank you my artism is feeling better.

The Yeti Crab

MY HOUSE IS SPOTLESS YOU GOD AWEFUL EXCUSE OF A HUMAN

Not after me and my rats have had our way with it.

Well, if you are just gonna continue to respond to the derailing my work here is done.

I will end you

This nigger is threatening to shit in my house. I can't turn the other cheek to that.

YEA RIGHT, HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND A PLACE TO SIT DOWN IN A SHITHOLE LIKE THIS?

Chile and sea bass, anyone?

There'll be rat shit on that cheek, too. Your lazy ass lifestyle fuels your rat problem - and the worst thing is, they're intelligent, reasonable little creatures, not real pests. Your trash is what makes them a problem.

Like I always say, no rat shit no worries

agreed, rat is master race pet

And my mouse traps will make them reasonable little corpses.

You know mouse traps are only powerful enough to kill mice, right?

They only make rats angry.

Fake news

I'll manage.

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The Cassowary

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN HEREEEEEEEEEEE?
LÁRGATE DE MI CHAN!!

Horny for Trump, aren't you?

You can admire the thread, but is there any way you could admire MLP less? That'd be super.

Ive had rats that were tough as shit if they felt threatened to the point of chasing away my cat who just wanted to smell them " he has no predatory sence just a lump with a tail really"

>>>/TelAviv/

I've seen it hanging out of the bottom of his pant leg before.

Nope. That was a drawing, not photoshop, genius. The pic you posted is obviously photoshopped.

What was that about someone else being a cuck?

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welcome to Holla Forums. this is what it's like now after the trumpfucks invaded.

The only thing you can blame Holla Forums for is falling for bait. I blame you two for being faggots with confirmation bias who can't follow a thread.

Glaucus atlanticus

Nudibranchs (Sea Slugs)
they come in all sorts of shapes, colours and sizes

Lowland Streaked Tenrec
It's a little hedgehog from Madagascar

Mantis Shrimp

UR MOM XDDDDDDD

mantis shrimp are awesome the pupil move separately.

NOBODY CARES YOU FUCKING DIRTBAG!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOO

I hear there's also a parasite that replaces a birds tongue.

they are called dutchman monkeys because indonesians (where they live) thought they looked like dutch colonizers

this is meant for

Bani is my weird ass animal~

no way, those are polacks

I like sperm… they swim so well up any nice tight boipussy

>(((dutch colonizers)))

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this is called a kookabura

Oh, I'm sorry. Are we ruining your secret club? Kek

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this is a jew, it's in the process of morphing into its reptilian form

Pangolins are mammals dumbass

they're always doing silly stuff with their hands

wow ur smart

Those long legs. What a stunning looking animal.

I like the blanket octopus and giant manta. Both move so elegantly in the water.

Bani is hot hot! I have fapped GALLONS over this perfect creation!

Kekaburra?

Bump for more weird critters.

Schindleria Praemeturus, a transparent prehistoric fish that I only remember exists because there's a Yes song named after it.

Fucking eggheads

These all look cute as shit

wich animul wood u fug?

That's some anime-tier shit right there.

I'd yiff

You do realize that's kinda common? Elephants or narwhals are a prime example.
Yes, the narwhal horn is actually a tusk, and sometimes they can have two growing out to be spears.
If you think of it in those terms, it's just a super goofy looking walrus.

SO THAT'S WHERE CRABOMINABLE CAME FROM. I SIMPLY THOUGHT THE GAMEFREAK DEVS RAN OUT OF IDEAS! HOLY SHIT.

I bet if you pluck all its feathers and paint it green it will look exactly like something out of Jurassic park.

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It's like a real-life jackalope

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, kookaburra, laugh
Kookaburra
Don't you laugh at me

lol

Thank you for alerting me to this video series.

hahaha looks like kike

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The Vampire Squid

The Sunda Flying Lemur

The Lesser-Peruvian Semen Frog

Not their own species, but supersoldier ants are an interesting phenomenon.
The second picture is unrelated.

Nyerrrrk!!

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bigfin squid

This motherfucker

Werrpp

Capyvara

These fuckers are like half a meter in height.

The giant african snail, as it's name suggests.

Can only imagine how easy it must be to feed their 7 to 8 child per woman.

The fennec Fox

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youtube.com/watch?v=z_ANej3EpbU

Hammerhead worms

The biggest gerbil out there!

Horseshoe crab
Tardigrade

The praying mantis, up close.
pls don't bully

japanese nightmare horror companions

jesus christ it's like that System Shock 2 level

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its like a cat

Centipedes.

Velvet worms are living fossils, and are actually surprisingly intelligent and social.

Enchelycore pardalis, commonly called Leopard moray eel or Dragon moray eel, is a species of marine fish in the family Muraenidae.

The Leopard moray eel is widespread throughout the Indo-Pacific oceans from Réunion to the Hawaiian, Line and Society Islands, north to southern Japan, southern Korea, and south to New Caledonia.

It inhabits coral and rocky reefs at depth range from 8 to 60 m.

Its length is up to 92 cm.

This eel is characterized by its narrow, curved jaws, vivid red stripes on the head, and elongated tubular nostrils.

It is chiefly nocturnal; because of this and its preference for cryptic habitats, it is seldom seen. It feeds primarily on fishes and small cephalopods.


So you admit you're from Holla Forums.

these fuckers look goofy and cute but one of them almost bit my uncle's dog's head off.

maybe your uncle shouldn't have bought some pussy ass fag dog then

It was a hunting dog, faggot. Manlier than you, probably.

GERBILS WOULD BE PROUD!

These mussels live near methane vents, and feed off microbes that convert the methane into energy.
oceana.org/blog/fueled-methane-gas-bizarre-animals-flourish-deep-sea-“jacuzzis”

After reading uzimaki I can't help but feeling disgusted at snails and flies

moths are pretty cool

I love this shit

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Why does it have blue balls on its neck?
That's messed up.

We have those in my country. Over here, the name literally translates to 'large bird', in one word.

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Carp?

dysnomia

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that's a fucking Eevee

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