Just let it out

Is she 2d?

This pretty much covers it.

i killed a CIAnigger with my car back in 99 and sucked my brother's dick when we were 9

also, god hates niggers

gay

Got my first job lined up, waiting on some paper work, will take up to 4 weeks.
Soo fucking bored in the mean time.

I just want to work already, with regular human interaction.
5-6 years of being a NEET hermit and I'm sick of it.
I got a glimpse of the light, waiting in the darkness is suffocating.

Get good faggot

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All these scenes are from legal movies?

I feel the same

It's boring as shit when you're disillusioned by the never-ending grind of "hardcore" video games.
There isn't enough quality content to saturate 18hrs a day 7 days a week.
Plus, fuck being a leech.

Maybe if you used your time to improve/educate yourself, you wouldn't have been bored.
smh tbh fam

Whenever my brother has friends over (which is practically every day now for the past couple of months), I want to fucking kill them. My brother is such an annoying bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and never listens to reason. He will act out when he doesn't get his way, and if you try to punish him he'll just run away. I fucking hate my brother and all his pot smoking friends also. And for something minor (but not horrible), all he listens to is annoying nigger music, and not even the "good kind" (like jazz), he just bumps his shitty songs very loudly in our garage and at times it's fucking suffering tbh. I can only imagine it's likely he's just an insecure faggot who can't stand not constantly having attention and guilt tripped by the school system to be like this. I think the world revolving around him might be genetic though, the asshole has always been like this.

My moms moving out as we speak. Left everything past due and Ill be homeless again soon. (not op from homeless board

I use windows 10 and play vidya, sometimes I visit reddit, I watch too much trap porn. But am not sure if I want to try one

Been with a girl for 4 years now and she still makes me feel lonely as fuck.

I have nobody to talk to about my relationship and all I'm doing is internalising it all.

I think I want to find somebody else but I don't believe that I even can at this point.

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If you hate 8ch so much, and wish it would go out of business. Why are you on here now? You don't have to wait for 8ch to die to stop visiting. You can just leave now, nobody is keeping you here!

i'm a little bit gay

Affirmative. The mashup's a souvenir from when Holla Forums were being authoritarian dickheads about legal child nudity (films, etc).

fuck you nigger
the OC on some places are good, not all of Holla Forums is nigger dick and spam like Holla Forums is

I sleep for 20 hours a day to avoid that

What the fuck is that gibberish I'm hearing?

HONK HONK

3DPD with the downs using her retard strength to kick the shit out of normal 3DPD
what is not to get

I finally get it now, thanks OP

user*
Goddamnit

YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AGAIN FUCCBOI.

Just admit it, some of those clips made your dick hard. This is the thread for admitting it, go on.

How could you possibly know that his friends smoke pot?
What's so annoying about about listening to black music bigoted idiot (other than "bumping it very loudly)?

I mean I do think your brother has problems, but I don't think that one is even a problem. And I doubt you could know they smoke pot.

Lots of younger pot smokers will tend to smell like pot, despite their desperate attempts to use Axe and other crap to cover it up. It's a pretty strong smell.

Also, lots of modern 'black music' is annoying and uncreative as shit. Oooh boy, you can rap, big fucking whoop. So can a jillion other stupid niggers. How about you compose a goddamn symphony if you want to actually impress someone with your artistic skills? Or maybe pick a genre that isn't predisposed to being garbage.

Are you seriously fucking kidding me right now? Do you really think I'd just bring up a claim like that without knowing? I FUCKING caught them smoking with pipes in my garage.
It's just the same fucking notes on repeat (and what I'm talking about is rap music) and the lyrics are most often fucking terrible. Even jazz isn't that great (although it's a huge improvement from rap). As the tubed instruments often blare over everything else. And the music black people (most often) played back in the day was simplistic swing/blues music. Again, still a huge improvement but there's a reason why jazz pretty much died so quickly.

now this is the Holla Forums I've come to know and love

WHY DID I GET ONEITIS FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BOYFRIEND

I work, I want a qt but I've gambled too much, so I'm stuck on cs go most evenings, will be going to Spain In August so maybe I can turn shit around then

I just want a gf
or a bf

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Im actively going on dates with single moms in hopes I can be in a position to molest my new step-daughter

Most recent girl was a bit ironic. Latina. In her 30s. Been chatting with her a couple months. Almost 300pounds but has a really big ass and tits that I like. Was over her place to help out but I guess she didn't let her little girl know. She woke up and came out for breakfast in her underwear and kind of gave me a shocked look and ran back into her room to cover up. Her mom later tells me her biological father is in jail for molesting her and now she's really shy to be "naked" around older men.

Haha
I doubt we will become a couple (she's hinting at wanting to just stay single for a bit) but if we do I'm just waiting for the day I take those panties off

like anime and drugs?

I have around 100 or more piss bottles stashed underneath my bed.
Also my teeth are rotting out of my face while wisdom teeth are poking through gums already.

i never understood this meme. how hard is it to use the toilet? seriously

I'm 18 and I don't have my driver's license yet, nor do I have a job.

pretty wasteful tbh fam

why not cum in a bottle instead? people could use your sperm for future generations

i spent nearly a half hour writing out a gameplan for what im going to do with my life.

i divided it into four sections for simplicity:

1) I foad and try to find a means to live on a farm away from all this stupid shit, wife optional
2) become an anarchist/chaotic force doing things to intentionally fuck up the lives of people who probably deserve it
3) the bad end. wait till i snap from years of bitterness and anger then slay as many people as possible. this is my last resort
4) i join the super secret club of the elites and eat/rape/sacrifice children to moloch in order to hopefully allow my future fucked up family of satanic slaves to survive the impending apocalypse

by the time i finished i just wanted another drnik

i used to rock a couple piss bottles when i was at college because i was doing room and board and a) didnt want to wake people up creeping around at 2 am and b) often didnt want to have to deal with interacting with them
piss bottle is a nice solution.
bottled up recently and my dog chewed on the bottle a bit so i got some extremely rank asparagus piss on my carpet

Honestly this>>7187626
I'm just really lazy, could have some kind of use in the future, you never know.

i kicked over a wine bottle full after knocking a can of it off my counter a few weeks back, both were roughly a month old
and unsealed

i use pee bottles at noght for 3 reasons

1) easy to pee and go back to bed with no lights

2) this way my mom doesnt wake up from all my noise

3) i can stay in my room and be alone and not interact with anyone

If i lived alone in my own house i wouldnt need piss bottles

how can you pee loudly enough? when i'm around anyone elses house for the night i just pee around the sides of the insides of the toilet bowl. it dampens all pee dribble noises and makes the world around me sleep more soundly

I got caught spycamming my younger sister while she was in the shower

yes

you are a violator of freedom and a coward of gargantuan proportions

Cool guy in my book then!
want to be friends?

thanks for reminding me to brush my teeth

welcome
i managed to destroy them over the course of middle and high school, due to a lack of brushing
and lots of sugar

i am incredibly lonely and don't see a way out

(you)

Fake

You can do whatever you want if you try

I have created a set of fantasy worlds for myself which I spend a good majority of my downtime in. Each have their own complex narrative, conflict, etc. and I replay many of the highlights/lowlights over and over several times a night. In these worlds I have been the following:

On a related note: I have had many very attractive girls in my life who I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt were interested in me (some of which told me directly after having lost interest). I never had the balls to make a move on any of them. I often fantasize about being in a long lasting, committed relationship with these girls and spending our lives together/having many children. I even create drama in my head about things that would cause turbulence in our relationship and imagine us overcoming it and becoming closer for it. I effectively have oneitis for more women than I can count.

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Riveting narrative comrade!
top autism I can relate ;_;

take this (you)
low self esteem and severe untreated depression has destroyed my life. i burned all bridges with my family members and i have been abstinent not by choice for far too long because i can't tolerate myself or others. i no longer just want sex but the thought of intimacy with a female seems like a fantasy made up by hollywood and the kikes who run it. chemical castration or suicide are my only choices to ease the pain.

Holy shit this sounds like fun user. Guess I'll give it a try later on when I ain't got nothing to do

i made my father cry after an argument.

Story time?

I need a boyfriend
I'm really fucking gay but I can't accept it
I wish I could tell my mom how I really am
I wish I had to stop pretending I'm straight
I wish I could tell my name but I'm a name fag and I would be greatly ashamed if I mentioned it and people who would be able to recognize it would laugh at me

>okay
>no
>yes, s-son please don't act like this to me
>son, please don't do this to me. i just want what's good for you

why would you want to tell your name here anyway? I'm sort of in the same position as you with the gayness issue, telling your parents your sexuality or not doesn't really matter, you don't have to tell them anything , fap to whatever gets you off, be with someone who you like/care about and it shouldn't really matter

How does she make you feel lonely?

It's quite entertaining, yes. But I fear all the time I spend doing it takes away from the prospect of self improvement. I have little desire to have a good life because I have the best life in my own head.

Only the pseudonym that I used to go by in here and in other image boards and boards here in Holla Forums.
Telling them would allow me more freedom to do the stuff I really want to do.
I still fap to whatever I wish that's not a problem, but after I reach orgasm, I feel sad and guilty.
I can't really look for a boyfriend because what am I going to tell to my mom?

trust me, you're not missing out on anything.

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You got a good old man user. You do right by him. I never had a good dad growing up, my mom got back with her first husband two years ago though. He is a good man, Ex-SF, and generally cool dude. Pretty much everything I wanted as a kid. He took time off work and took me and my mom to Gettysburg and we went and hiked 10 miles around Antietam together. I'm into civil war reenactment and he said next time we should hike it in my civil war kit and he will be in his modern war kit. Every guy needs a good dad, so don't fuck this up my dude.

I promise you I won't.

i don't know that many tripfags/namefags around here who aren't literally gay or bi, and i'm not joking one bit. So that shouldn't matter

telling your parents you mean? I think it might work out better if you got a boyfriend first and THEN pretty much told your parents you're gay by having your boyfriend around with you as you talk to your parents.

i've had those feelings before. Do you go to the /cuteboys/ board here? it might be good if you went there so you could around around gay people so it's less weird feeling for you

like i said, maybe it's better if you got yourself a boyfriend first THEN told your mother, so if things go bad after telling her then you'll still have your boyfriend to help you cope with your mom's reaction etc.

Same situation.
She is a fine girl and i love her, but i do not have any friends and support. I cannot get much support from her, because she is insecure and tend to show creepy paranoia when stressed.
For example, when we moved to the new flat she almost was on cospiracy delusions. It's not like she was just worried. It takes some time to convince her that not everyone is connected on her back to set some trap to us. One day she asked if she can be followed because she used real photo in mobile game profile (20x20px, you know) and people look at her in the streets (that's because she is cute, but she didn't believe that).
This stuff became harder over years. Back in my days i enjoyed reading a lot about mental illnesses and this is bad signs. Good thing, that its revealing only when she is stressed and can talk her to realisation that it's all bullshit, but i am afraid of the day when i can't and she will turn completely insane. Don't know what to do with all of that.

There is a reason, why orgasm is called Le Petit Mort, or Small Death.
here you go: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

Well… so you're gay. I don't see the problem. It's how you were born. Nothing to be done there. Just accept it.

Psychology/Psychiatry consult and meds. It sounds like it still can be fixed. I wouldn't wait until the point of no return. You'll guilttrip yourself to insanity.

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I'm not the one complaining about it so much.
i'm just replying to the other gay guy here

Wait, let me get this straight…
You already agreed to apply for a job, then later you decided you'd rather go to the beach instead of trying to get a job?

Well, I guess the only one who is making a big deal about it it's me, I never went too far, I never got a tripcode.
that idea never came through my mind, getting a boyfriend and then tell my mom with him by my side supporting me.
It's just so confusing, but it doesn't sound to bad, I wouldn't have to face the whole situation all by myself.
I never go to cute boys or anywhere fags go because (aside from the threads full of tripfags that I used to visit) because I dont want to end up teasing myself with all of those cute fags.
Also, I think there might be a possibility that I could straighten myself, if I keep looking at gays more and more, I might never be able to turn back to normal.
It's an ideological struggle inside my head one part of me says that it is wrong to fall for hedonism that is selfish destructive and antinatural behavior.
The other part of me says that I should be free to enjoy myself and that's it's unjust and cruel to cage myself.

Your parents don't have to know. Move out and do whatever you want. You should do whatever you want until you know what you really want. Otherwise, you'll never be able to understand. Don't go bugchasing or anything though. That's just retarded.

pretty much. i'm a bloated sack of dog shit.

You know, maybe you just need to be beaten up. I'm not kidding or drawing a hyperbole. It just works with some people. In some cases violence actually is a viable answer.

i think you just really need to do what really feels right for you. being what feels like eternally confused about yourself sucks, but if you feel attracted to boys and want to be around them, then you should. if you feel like you have to push yourself to be straight then you're really just forcing something on yourself that really isn't you. just do whatever truly feels right for you

Moving out is not an option, I'm still studying and possibly looking out for a job, moving would be too expensive and all my projects would suffer a major setback.
But I really want a cute boy to share my life with, but I'm not even good at talking to people, although I have a bit of luck at attracting faggots( loud queer super annoying faggots)
Even though I know it's dangerous and retarded, I have considered going to glory holes or male/shemale sluts, the crack ones for 20 bucks, just to bust a nut and release all this trapped sexual frustration, but I'm too scared of STD's and I have abstained from sex for 3 years.

When I'm not horny, I feel it's right to think about how I'm going to get myself straightened, that I should beat selfish pleasures and look after fighting big injustices.
When I'm horny, I just can't stop thinking about all this gay stuff and thinking about certain individuals, that I would like to be with and that feels right at that certain moment.

Children should be naked, anyway.

Was that when she was 10?

i deserve punishment, but that would only make me feel better in the long run. every second hurts knowing i made dad shed a tear

Dude, where do you live? In Saudi Arabia?

Nope mom is not very religious but she is disgusted by fags and my stepfather completely hates fags.

footfalls, flush. Those are loud, particularly for people with sensitive hearing.

another shit day
went to work
some shitheads invaded my workspace and made a fuss
its all blamed on me and they gonna kick me out tomorrow
im gonna try to defend myself, but it never helped
i need money
i feel like the only way i get my peace of mind is if i win some lottery. I wont need to go to work and bother with retards, that engage in shit, but once it hits the fan, they run to momies and point fingers at me.
I dealt with insults my whole life and they cant handle an hour of it
gonna play world of warships now, for like 1,5h cuz i need to wake up and go to work in the morning
my supervisor, 1 out of all the others, complained im 10mins late, cuz i walk from the bus stop and the bus comes once every 0,5h. Now he wants me to come 0,5h earlier
i reached rank 10 in warships. Its ranked season. 1 month of fighting left. I reached rank 10 and as soon as i did, all the teams started losing. I almost fell don to 12 and it takes 3 wins to get through them. Every time i take part in ranked season i hit this fuckin wall at rank 10 and hover there for a week
i dont wanna live this live any more.

i love being ignored

Not gonna lie I have fantasies about winning the lottery myself but you and I know that it is not gonna happen.
As for you getting fired from your job well just eat it all up and rage against some one get into a fight to release all of that energy.

There's not much I can tell you to encourage you, user. Being a pussy is lame. I don't think that you should puss out about those fuckers. In my opinion, and from my experience, it's best to be straight forward type of guy. Put your balls on the table. Sometimes you just have to accept that there are retards out there, no matter what.

If you are not on the best terms with your manager, you shouldn't get on his nerves even more. When I had horrible manager but I needed the cash, I just ignored that fucker and did my job.

And yeah, playing computer games is just a waste of time. Sorry to all vidya fans out there, but it is so. It just drains your limited time. I don't see, why people want to achieve higher levels and such. For the feeling of success? Those levels won't matter even a bit, outside in the real world.

Just stay focused, user. Grab a hold of yourself and don't fuck shit up. One day, justice will be served.

id rather not go to jail

im kinda on good terms with him, but its not gonna matter for long, if im unemployed on monday. Ive been moved several times on different projects. I get a new team leader every week.
so hobbies r a waste of time?

Then you are a pussy and you deserve all the shit you got on your back.

Well, anyway, you should try to speak with someone who's in charge, maybe that might help. I myself hate people talking shit about others and I try not to do so, because that's for girls, but if it can help you save your job, why not? You gotta have to try any option.

That was a bold statement there, bud. There's a difference between addiction and doing stuff just because it takes you to another place. Some hobbies are shit. But spending majority of your time on computer games instead of doing something productive in a dead end situation is lame.

ill talk to the guy, i planned that much. Ill talk to the cunt thats gonna try to kick me out too.
Im not addicted. I do work, so im not neglecting obligations.

my pals, who i keep in contact via skype r quite unavailable. My main man works on planes, so its hard to talk to him bout anything at any time lately.
I try to make some vids for yt and i thought ill be able to trash talk things there, but i cant turn that on at any time, so i do my bitching mostly in my head and end up with very little to put out.

Do they have to wear the special dry fit athletic clothes? Oh wait yea fat bastards prob do sweat from sitting down

Have you tried expressing your anger via physical activities? It does help a lot. Either way, everything will be alright user. Stand up for yourself and you will make it.

YouTube gameplay video meme is long overcooked, imo. Only way how you could do it somewhat successful, I imagine, is by getting shitfaced drunk and playing some retarded shit. Making a fool out of yourself, to put it straight. I don't know if that's what you aim for.

that much stress can only be relieved by mass shooting.
The opportunities in the field im in r dwindling. It no longer looks, like its gonna be alright the way i want it. I keep standing up and it all somehow keeps working out to a degree, but i rather it stopped falling me down.
The battle rages on

Looks like being ignored is a lot of fon indeed.

Innocent people have done nothing to you, so you shouldn't throw your anger towards them.

I wish you best of luck, user. I hope that everything will sort out soon. Maybe this whole situation will give you a chance to change something in your life? You don't know what's going to happen next and that's the magnificence of life.

thx

I have done and continue to do horrible things to people I love. Every time I try to make up for it but when I fail I fall right back into doing horrible things to people I love.
It is a terrible cycle of self hatred and failure

I do the same all the time even in here.

I do the same but not on purpose. Asshole is just in my nature and i wish i could evolve

To me is something of a self inflicted wound that I know it's bad for me but I get some pleasure from trouble making.

I just wanna scream really loud at the sky.

Scream "pene" as hard as you can.

Show me your stash, I'll show you mine.

Only bathroom is downstairs, which means I can't get there without the risk of getting bullied by mummy.
t. hikki

I'm shy, you first!
You've probably got a pretty lame amount.

Ifinally get a tripcode. I-R-NU

You could just type ##gay and this comes up but I don't know how to generate a flashy cool code meh i can live without it anyway

If you can afford to live in a house, you can afford to pee out of a window. Not a rocket science, user. :^)

they sound like good people

im out already. Said yesterday, that theyll talk with me in the afternoon, but took me in in the morning. I had no time to talk with the dude and whatever i managed to get in, he had other things to be taking care of. All i can realistically hope for now is to take those cunts down with me.

custom trips are only for Dysnomia and mods

I feel like everything i love is dying around me and theres nothing i can do about it but laugh and act like a sadomasochisy or something myself because im fucked up and think that will solve my problems.
Ive had several existential crises and every time i have realized that i am much more of a disappointment than i ever expected myself to be. The only thing that keeps me alive is the fact that i value myself above everyone else and the fact i dont care what happens to me. Anyone else? What's wrong with me?

I don't understand a single word about trip codes other than they are for gay homosexuals

You and your dad is a pussy.

(you)

Wut

Just don't go batshit crazy now. Keep yourself calm and think clearly. Is an hero only option for you now? How about a career swing? Do you have someone out there with whom you can talk to now?

I can't eat spicy food.

im browsing job offers right now. Its just, that it wont be a work i like

and i meant i snitched on all the fucks, who ratted me out, not that ill kill myself and them

heres a funny:
3 months internship offer. They would love, if uve already had experience with the software they r using

I feel ya, user. I've spent 3 months of my life, digging earth for 8hrs a day, for 300 euros a month. Job market is a lame place. And about that experience loop, yeah, sadly, it happens very often.

wouldnt uve been better off doing call center?

I am wondering why the mother nature allowed the niggers to live for long time.

Living in countryside, job options are limited, but you have to eat something. Can't eat air, you know.

farming?
there r those dumbasses, who r selling breatharianism

I rubbed my dick on my little sister's feet last night. I kind feel guilty now

Well, either you pick up strawberries every day or do construction works. There isn't that much of a choice here. To have a farming job, most places require tractor driving license.

Where the fuck do you live? Why you getting paid so badly? Here in Germany you get paid 10.90€ a hour even if you do something extremely shitty like cleaning hotel rooms. The worst jobs, those who don't require any educations pay better than what you did.

So even if you are a total nigger, you get paid good money here. But it get's better, if you have a driving license and you are jobless, the state will pay your truck driving license. And as a trucker you got a entry level pay of like 2100€ a month and it goes all the way up to 3500€ if you stay in the company for a while.

does she know?

Somewhere in glorious Baltic states. The minimal wage is somewhere around 400 euros, but state takes about a 1/4th of it in taxes so I got 300. Our government is just retarded baboons doing I don't know what, but they are the only ones receiving EU level salaries, approximately something around 2000+ eur a month.

No she was sound asleep. She was at a pool party all day so she was wore out. I ended up cumming on her sheets, it was a big load, hopefully mom doesn't notice it

u want to let her know?

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That would be hot but I hate to ruin a good thing…unless it leads to better things

I think I like a girl, but I shouldn't. We get on pretty well, and she always wants to do stuff with me. Every time we organise something to do, I get a few mutual friends together to do it with us. The last couple of times, shes assumed it was just the two of us, until more people showed up.
A few days ago I saw her across the group, and she was wearing a smile but I could tell she wanted to fucking kill something.
I didn't want to hurt her, but I think its too fucking late. And if I haven't hurt her, I've got this weird fantasy in my head thats going to destroy me.
I can't just avoid her, but I don't think its gotten to a point where I should talk to her about this.
I don't want to fight anymore, its getting hard to get up in the morning, and just as hard to go to sleep.

how bout organising a thing for 2 of u?

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i have this big hole in my chest

I wish I had more money so I could commission more art of my ever truest love, Bani Temari!

I hate cunts an niggers and want to kill Democraps all day.

I have a big hole in my heart :c

I did something similar years ago. My little cousin (7 at the time) is a heavy sleeper so I'd usually get away with light pats on her ass and moving my hand around her chest area a few times.

One day we had a big family BBQ and she was playing all day. She was so tired she fell asleep on the trampoline. I was spending the night so I picked her up and put her in bed. An hour or so later everyone left and I crept into her room and I really wanted to undress her and say her mom undressed her when she woke up but I thought it would be too risky

So I just took off her over-shirt and her socks. I then took my dick, which was oozing pre-cum, and started fucking her feet. I guess I made some noise as I came because she started stirring and I quickly used my shirt to wipe off the cum around her ankles then quickly exited her room

The next morning she was very….cautious like….with her movements. We were having breakfast and she asked
I said yes because I picked her up and put her to bed
Yes. I thought you would be more comfortable. Why?
Did something happen?
The front door was open all day yesterday. It might have been a bug that crawled into your bed. Okay?

And we didn't speak of that ever again. I stayed away from her for like a good year just in case she knew what was up

Damn I wish I could have been there to fire a load with you. Great story.

Best part was I was 15 or 16 when that happened. I had access to a lot of the little girls in my family. By "access" I literally mean they'd just let me be with them alone for 10-12hrs a day with no supervision

It was so easy back when I was a teen. I was horny and nobody would figure a teen could be a pedo so they always let me roam around their house and have sleepovers with my little cousins. When they would go to bed (usually their curfew for bedtime was an hour or so before I went to bed) I'd still watch TV or stuff. Wait until they got into that REM cycle and would do stuff to them. Like hotdog their ass or (as i said before) put my hand under their pajamas and feel their chest area

The older you get the more you aren't able to do stuff like that anymore. Family and people in general are more wary of an older man being alone with little kids. Regardless of gender

But back then I honestly had such a great time touching my cousins and friends of the family while I had uninhibited access to them. 14-19 were my golden years of molesting

It was great because as soon as I hit 16 I was able to drive and a lot of family wanted me to drive their kids places. I had even more access to them on the weekends due to this. Before we'd head home I would stop somewhere nice and order them a treat then sit in the car and have them sit in my lap while they eat the treat. Id be fondling them ever so lightly that they didnt really care as they ate. This one girl, Amber, I'd have her sit on my lap facing forward and "pretend" she was driving. I'd smell her hair and kiss/suck on her neck and behind her ear. She would always squirm and shout
I was always rock hard when I sucked on her ears

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Dubs has it. I can't quite do that right now, but we can have a conversation by ourselves somewhere.

I'm 24 and I've never had a gf. I'm depressingly lonely and have no idea what to do.

are you some sort of nigger?

Fathers being overprotective

I just want a good sleeping schedule again.

I fucking feel it m8

How old is your brother?

Good on him. Hope she got her butt warmed too.

I have some Dorittos in the kitchen right now and I'd really like to eat them but I'm too lazy to get up and get them.

deep stuff
better be original, faggot

Holy shit, I do this too.
It's almost automatic now, whenever I'm not expending brainpower stressing over shit I just go into autopilot and drift off into one of the numerous fantasy realities that I've caringly created for myself.
It's my only reliable escape at this point. I've lost interest in everything I've ever pursued, and for the past few years I've never really been able to get into anything full stop. My life's become a flat uninteresting nothing. Nothing particularly bad or good ever happens, I have no friends or enemies, I just go from day to day, doing nothing and being nothing.
I don't even want much. Just a nice girl I can spend my life with so I won't feel so alone all the time. Someone I can truly connect with, who will stand by my side as we face lifes challenges and joys. Someone who will make me feel like my life is worth something.
I know it's a fool's dream. But I have to hold onto that tiny sliver of hope, it's all I got left.
For now though, I think I'll dive back into another fantasy, and continue to bide my time.

In fact, I do. Yesterday I put a façade of a celibatary virgin man in his 30s to a girl I was talking over a chat, and despite she offering her to show me her pussy and to come and blow me, I'd had to keep in character and just brushed her off for 4 hours straight.

Then I got bored and went to sleep. Women are boring and can't hear a "no" when offering sex to a man.

why did i fap 3 times today

Death soon, baby. Death soon.

He's 16 years old.

>>>/bmw/
>>>/mai/
Take the waifu pill

He should follow the rules and be punished for breaking them, especially after being warned. What consequences does he face usually?

My nigger, my nigger right here. This is the only way I've maintained my sanity in these hard years of wageslavery.

When I was in 6th grade I jerked off wearing my moms panties and would cum on them.

What was the arousing part: wearing panties or that they were your mothers?

I have to admit i read the article that Sears Co. is closing more stores and it made me feel kinda depressed. Sears has been around ever since i was a little kinda. For more the 10 years i went there to get birthday gifts for both of my parents. Sears always had the perfect gifts for Mother's/Father's Day. Now its all about to go away. I feel sad.

I understand this sentimentality, user. There was a department store in the center of town where I would buy all my Lego. One day it was announced that the store was going to close, the parent company had decided. The building itself had been there since the 20s, so it was a collection of old and modern architecture; making it seem more mysterious at my tender age. I wanted to go there one last time to buy some heavily discounted Lego and take some photographs. It had elevators from the 20s (still with elevator girls operating them) and was the first store in the city to have escalators. I never got to visit and it closed, then was soon demolished; leaving only dead arcades and old warehouse signage. I still remember walking toward the store as it loomed larger, waiting to feel the full blast of the heating radiating out the front doors as I went past or to enter.

Do any places still have catalogs?

no. I wish i did. They would be worth a lot now.

I felt so happy yesterday and today I'm going through every single mistake I made that day.

I, also, know these feels - all too well.

PAM PAM!!!

why?

I own 200 BTC but I cannot do anything with them
there is no receipt about how I bought them back in 2011 and no exchange will just accept "I just paid this dude in paysafecard and he sent me the coins" which is even the truth
When your transaction volume gets above 10k they start to ask this type of question and I cannot give them any answer so they will just freeze my account.

Using localbitcoins will get me into jail for money laundering like the other 2 guys from the news. Just kill me now

I have a fungal infection but don't tell anything to my gf.

I invited a girl I like to visit the museum with me in the start of summer. While we were there, she seemed to like it. Afterwards, I was away visiting my parents for two weeks. I recently tried to get her to spend some more time together, she live quite a while away from where I live, and I brought up the example that if it is hard for her to get to where I live, then perhaps I could visit her. However, she answered me saying that it will be hard, and that she has a lot of other plans. However, we will surely see each other once school starts again. Am I fucked or do i still have a chance with her?
(I made a thread about it at the beginning of summer, perhaps some of you remember it.)

Nice to see you around again
What do you mean by she seemed to like it?
She sounds semi disinterested from what you said, if she doesn't want to hang out with you until school than you're probably just a casual friend.

I want to be a shemale but need hormones and another job, since i couldn't do it at my last.

i have herpes, and since i lost my last job i've just drank and it's broken out into crippling worse conditions especially with the gf riding my ass. i'm now moved away and i fucking hate herpes, i've stopped drinking last few days. wish i could buy the remedy but.. need new income

i was accused of raping a girl in college cuz we fucked outside after a party and somehow blacked out and both woke up in weird spots. she was naked. i had to leave the college

i fucking hate feminazis and liberals

i just want to play vidya and be someones cumdumpster

ive really wanted to give up a lot recently

i want to move to a better country where the age of consent is lower a bit. im a hebe

When I originally contacted her she said she only had a short while available for visiting the museum. However, she stayed there with me far longer than she originally said. She didn't seem bored and I kept the spaghetti spilling to a minimum. I have sent her a few, casual, messages about how things are going, about how i was visiting my parents and asking about what results she got on her exams.

Put her on the spot. You obviously like her, and you want to know if she likes you back. It'll be an emotional drain for you to keep wondering about what she thinks and poking and prodding for hints. Put the fucking ball in her court.
Some shit like that. You're better off telling her something like that in person, so maybe you oughta just leave her alone until you can see her again.

I want immigration to stop and all illegals be sent back to africa or shot on sight.
We need an European trump to build a wall in the water.

Are you me?
Also, this thread is what I needed to get out:
Fuckers at uni are motherfucking faggots

is right, user.

nothing really

fuck off then

more please

i do the exact same thing

I want to die but i'm too pussy to do it myself.

My first sexual experience was with an olde-english bulldog. Fucked her every chance I got. Fucked her mouth and used her drool as lube for her fat pussy.

thats a start, i guess

crackheads don't do crack because they want to retard, don't forget you're here forever

I wanna go on a shooting rampage killing people who hate pedophiles. FUCKING DIE.

No gf. I got no irl friends. I only have one "friend" but I don't think I could even call them that? I bought her NeIR automatic cause I thought she would pay attention to me more but that didn't happen. She hardly replies to me and I feel like I can't talk about my feelings or anything in depth anymore because it will hardly have a good in depth conversation, it'll end short and quick.
At my internship is always complaining and won't suck up to the suck and he gets fustrated easily. He doesn't take it out on me but it's annoying to be around of.
I don't know how I can get a gf. The last girl I asked out was from physics class and in the end she said no after making me wait a couple of weeks for that answer. But I had trouble getting over her but now and I texted her a few days ago but she hasn't responded. Im starting to get over her after she hasn't responded I guess. Weird?
My family is pretty annoying to me.

I wanna go on a shooting rampage killing pedophiles. FUCKING DIE!!!!

Why do some right-wingers here welcome the advancement of AI to sentient levels whereas they would oppose a eugenic program for Africans due to social darwinism.

Why would you want to create a race greater than yours and not improve your own?

The fuck they did to her ?

...

If the retarded part of my brain could stop oneitising over the girl with a boyfriend like the rational part wants to I would be miles happier

i think i want to open up a martial arts gym,

i'm pretty sure that's what i want to do, but right now i'm saving up,

gunna git myself a little join, do basic jew jit-sue. wrestling games, probably do construction during the day.

we'll see.

also i'm hungry.

I'm 21 and I still love at home and share a room with my brother even though I have a solid job making 50k a year. I'm too scared to move out and I have no friends. I haven't don't anything outside of work and vidya in over a year. I'll probably die alone, but I'm okay with that now.

Forgot to add that this thread will die and nobody will reply to my post. And that catchpa doesn't even show up on the mobile app and half the time I post, it never goes through and I lose all I wrote.

this shit is really starting to piss me off, a lot of people are having this crap even after swapping hardware around.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.