20 years old

Too stupid for college, pal. It would just be debt because I would never graduate anyways.

Don't say that. You would do fine. There are tons of morons graduating with the dumbest degrees aka feminist shit. Seriously I found a woman's studies notebook and they were analyzing Buffy. Let that sink in. School is cheaper than ever. The costs are dropping state wide and there is aid if needed.

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bust a move

But how are talking to us right now, duh!

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Hey, I'm in the same situation OP. I'm not too bummed about it tbh

i am fat

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Checkmate, faggots.