My sister just kissed me what do I do?

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my cringeworthy omega brother has been creeping on me while I was drunk on the 4th of July.
I backed out and ran for the bathroom, he was standing outside the door telling me how hard he is.
It is really gross and it creeps me out, what do I do?

Suck his dick and he will go away. or force him into a diaper, hear fags love that shit nowadays

She had much more drinks than me. Our parents were out with some friends so we were alone. We were sitting on the porch side by side throwing firecrackers and she started rubbing up against me and I kinda just let it happen. I turned my face to hers and locked eyes, next thing I know she started kissing me for like 3 seconds. I could tell she was really fucking horny and if I wanted I could have fucked her then but I pussied out because I'm not an incestfag. I don't know if I should talk to her about it. It was a pretty intimate kiss.

enjoy your hand

Get her a bull to mount her and fuck the horny bitch.

I don't know. I kind of regret not fucking her. I'm a virgin and I'm pretty sure she is to so her pussy is probably really tight. I might have missed my chance.

Sure you're not. That's why this thread exists, right? Because you're not and incestfag.

Shit attempt at lying tbh. You have doubts and have thought about fucking your sister. If you didn't, this thread would not exist. You would simply ignore the drunken kiss.

I rest my case.

Stop being a whiny bitch and go ahead and talk with her about it and tell us all about what happens.

You're missing your chance as you sit here. If you play it cool and tell your sister that you're interested, she might get naked for you. Even fuck you.

She's asleep now but she'll probably be waking up soon. Do I wait for her to bring it up? How do I know if she's avoiding talking about it or doesn't remember?

and a cuck
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET CUCKED BY YOUR SISTER
that's truly some next level omega orbiter brocest

take pics of your hand, errr .. sister

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She will definitely avoid it. You have to engage her, and TELL her you're interested. Don't ask, TELL. Tell her you want her and liked the kiss. Be assertive and she'll melt like pudding in your hands.

Go to her room strip naked and pretend you're asleep I guarantee she will remember.

This is a viable option tbh

Man, I don't know if I can do that I'm a sperg and that's putting me in a really awkward position. I mean, I'm not even sure if I wanna fuck her, it might just be the virgin talking. If she starts making a move on me I'll probably go along with it, but I can't outright tell her I want to start a sexual relationship with her.

Nigger she kissed you on the lips knowing you're her brother. That's the most move making you're gonna get. The rest is up to you, especially when she's sober. Fuck the "I can't" shit and just do it. Let your dick do the talking.

PS: Letting your dick do the talking is not advisable in many situations, but this is a special case

That's exactly it, she's sober now and if I might scare her away. Anyways, I'm not trying to actively fuck her (unless she initiates it) this is more about how do I talk to her and settle the case of her kissing me?

by fucking her

Don't bring it up. Don't mention it. Women don't want to be told you have a crush on them. Women don't want to be told you like them. It removes any mystery, romance or imagination. Let it settle. Ignore it.

You are very bad at hiding your intentions. You would like to fuck her, you're just scared to try. Talking to her about the kiss is pointless unless you want to pursue getting in her pants. If you're going to talk to her about it, you have to go all the way and be honest. Otherwise you'll come off as awkwardly trying to avoid the fact that you liked the kiss and want more (which let's be honest, you definitely are doing that).

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No woman knows what she wants. Find me a woman who knows what she wants and I'll point out a post-op tranny.

that's exactly my point

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Okay look. I can't say I haven't consumed and fapped to incest material in the past, but it's one of those things you like as an idea but are hesitant to try. Of course, if she stripped and came into my room demanding I fuck her I probably would but I wouldn't try and force it. She was really drunk and it might've been just a one time thing. The thought of putting my dick in my sister's pussy sounds kind of disgusting. I just don't want to have to deal with the uncertainty of her pretending to not remember from here on. I've made up my mind, I'll let her be for a little while and if she confronts me then cool we'll see what happens, but if she doesn't I'll sit down and have a talk with her.

you have sinned op

to this point, if you plan to pursue this you want a webcam in your bedroom. At no point be the one initiating anything. if she wants to fuck you she might do it, but if you at any point do anything even remotely considered dominant you're at fault in the eyes of courts.

If she fucks you and decides later she didn't like it she can just say you raped her and your life is ruined forever

You are one limp dicked faggot. Reread your post and look at the cognitive dissonance you exude. It reads like you are the woman in this situation. You will never get the magical "hey user" moment where she comes in and gets naked for you. Girls don't work like that outside of porn. You need to tell her she wants your dick, and tell her that she's going to get it. If you don't, enjoy your hand.

this method is great if you aren't at risk of destroying your family

No creative imagination for going about this

You don't choose your family :^)

I never implied that was a realistic possibility, just that if it happened I would fuck her. And as I said I'm not trying to fuck her in the first place, not just that it's kind of weird but and is also a possibility.

You're a liar. And a bad one.

You want to feel your cum filling up her uterus, admit it.

Tell the truth

Fuck off you fake faggot. If you really do have a sister, then post a pic of her. Otherwise this entire thread is bait.

Nigger you lost your chance.
The smart thing to do is create another one.
Pretend nothing happened, she most likely do so as well.
Wait for another special occation, when you're both drunk and alone, and fuck her.
Either way, spend more time with her.
Make your bonds stronger so that you`ll have something to fall back into if you fuck up.
Also, dont make this bigger than it is.
She was drunk and horny, I'm pretty sure this isnt a secret incest crush.
Go for it man, come back with story time in some months.

rip her legs off and smoke them for later, turn the rest into sausages and bone powder

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This thread is fake bullshit, do not reply to it.

I won't

Good

Had a similar story to you, op.

I was sleeping a few weeks ago, naked because of the heat.
Woke up with a strange feeling, and found my sister with her head between my legs, licking and thrusting her tongue into my anus.
I pretended to stay asleep, then she started jacking my dick until I shot over her face, hair and back.
She covered me with the sheet again, and closed my door quietly behind her.
Same thing happen a few days later, but this time I woke up just as she was inserting a second finger in my anus.
She finished me off with her other hand as with the first time.
Didn't say anything either time.
The following week I woke and felt her finger sliding in, I kept my eyes closed and let her continue.
I thought she must have been using two or three fingers at once, because there was more pressure this time. Then I felt two hands hold my legs, and I realised that was impossible and opened my eyes.
Plunging into me was my sister's black boyfriend, ramming balls deep into me. He kept going for 30-40 minutes until he came. I'd already shot off twice in that time and he hadn't even touched my dick.

I realised during it that my sister had been preparing me for him.

It happened a few times after that, I've been applying lube to my butthole before sleeping every night for the last two weeks.
Still haven't spoken to my sister about it.

What do.

dudu wtf. she is going to continue unless you bring it up. and if she keeps on going after that the just llock you door smh

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I have a story kind of like this.

I don't remember how old I was, maybe 5 or 6 and my sister was probably 8 or 9, or i could have been 7 and she was 10 or something like that.

Anyways. We used to sleep on a bunk bed with her on the top bunk and me on the bottom, I think something happened to the bed because for a few nights we had to both sleep on the fold out couch bed in the living room. One night we were laying there trying to fall asleep and talking about stupid kids stuff, and I think she asked me if I wanted to kiss. So said sure and we kissed each other.

If I remember correctly, it was just a quick peck on the mouth type of kiss, and nothing like that ever happened again.

It was actually a miserable feel at the time, but ain't retrospect fun.

Yupi incest

So, um, why did you make this thread?

swallow a cup of salt and call the police

She does remember, and she's hoping you don't remember because she thinks you'd hate her for it. Put her mind at ease.

Wew lad, nice incest

get a shower

i wish i was in dixie hooray hooray!

Have sex with her.

My sister kisses me good night every night, so - what is OP's problem?

The problem is… she's only 6, you share a bed, and sleep together naked!

what problem?

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This thread is amazing

this (not that I support incest or anything)

and OP, once you and your sister have gotten intoxicated enough, dress your sister up kawaii and post timestamped pics. God speed

OP is truly a faggot

Here we have the crux of the situation

Get her drunk again, do the deed then spend the rest of your life regretting it every time you look at the inbred abominations you degenerates end up creating.

OP, if you'rew going to fuck her, then HOLY FUCKING SHIT USE A FUCKING CONDOM. Not those thin fuckers, I mean the thickest fucking Trojan condoms that take a lot of effort to actually intentionally break. You don't want disgusting incest abominations, do you?

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