I suggest a drinking thread

I suggest a drinking thread.

Anyone feeling like drunk-typing?

ummm….you show me first senpai

It's like 9am here
I guess

JAZZERCIZE TIME

I don't drink, but I want to play. What can I do other than drink alcohol?

I said drunk typing. This is not a hookup thread, fuck off.


So? Booze tastes the same at any time of the day. Also, it's a holiday somewhere, come and celebrate ^_^


If you don't drink alcohol, there is little meaning to you joining, since we all will be a lot less comprehensive in a few shots and you'll just be confused.


I'm not doing that.

Put your bottles into positions and get your glasses ready!
Pour!
DRINK!

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That is one hairy vagina. Would not eat out.

dine in then?

Yep, ordered some Chinese. Tasty dumplings with some pork.

man, I remember when Nokia was a thing

They were the only company to ever implement off-line voice recognition in their phones.

They had good products, but shitty marketing.

Also: You could break the Earth, if you drop this.

empty calories

Hm… That's why I have the vodka >.> that has calories galore.

I wonder if the new 3310 is as good

It doesn't look too bad, but frankly, I can't imagine watching porn on a 2.4" TFT display.

Umm… is chugging donkey semen count as "drinking"?

Only if you get inebriated from it.

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Drinking vodka from a cocoa mug like an 8-year old.

Well, dubs confirm it. Yes, I watch porn on my phone. Good display, it's portable and I don't need to clean up after myself, since I just have to flush.

You dont cum on your phone? Fucking sick fuck!

No, I do not. I just cum inside the toilet, bending my hard cock sharply down. It feels strangely good. At this point, I'm quite probably sterile, anyway, but I just hate cleaning those stains from anywhere.

Another empty vodka bottle hits the bin… Good thing, that I have 5 more ^///^

use a sock

I don't need to. I have my apartment for myself. I still prefer emptying into either a woman, if it's to make a child, or into a toilet, it it's to self-satisfy.

cheers guys; now go jump in pic frelated

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Actually, I'm the one drinking vodka by mugs and I'm not that inebriated, yet. I will be soon. Join and enjoy.

this is a man's drink

Since I wash my absinthe down with vodka, no. Fuck off. It might be tasty, but you still fail.

My nigga, this is the best drink. Absolut Pears is also very nice.

Drinking tainted vodka with less than 40% alcohol. You people are abominations.

yeah, I hate when things taste like something too

Vodka has a taste. Just because you can't taste it, doesn't matter, that others can't either.

Wuss.

Meant to type "doesn't mean".

Fuck, this is what I get from doing 3 things at the same time.

Sucking three dicks at once gain, user? Tisk tisk tisk.

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No, I was eating 3 vaginas out.

It's that time again, drink up, faggots!