SEX DOLLS

If you can't afford a real doll you should just get a fleshlight or the like. Those little dolls are fucking weird.

enjoy prison, shitlord

IF YOU WANT A SEXDOLL WATCH OUT
PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO PRISON OVER SEXDOLLS BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO SHORT OR DIDN'T LOOK "GROWN UP" ENOUGH
PLAY IT SAFE GET YOURSELF AN ONAHOLE TODAY

lol normalfag

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BUSTED

NOBODY CALLS FEMALES OVER 18 ATTENDING UNIVERSITIES OR TRADE SCHOOLS "school girl"

The article says "school girl" and has a picture of op's doll which has huge tits and doesn't look like a child.

REMEMBER TO GET ANONYMOUS SHIPPING AND TO NOT GET THE BOX AN ONAHOLE COMES WITH
"CERTAIN" ONAHOLES COME WITH SUGGESTIVE CONTENT THAT CAN GET YOU IN LEGAL TROUBLE WHEN BEING MAILED, MAKE SURE TO BUY FROM A WEBSITE OR SERVICE THAT OFFERS THIS FEATURE
IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE

Maybe just keep your dick inside your pants if you live in a cucked country like Canads

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nah dog, i prefer a hand job from a me-love-you-long-time asian masseuse

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Not that desperate tbh

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Why do you need the sex doll? It's not healthy for your penis. Just sayin' guys.

its very healthy for ones penis

Because most men don't have free access to sex. Because those men can't get sex easy they need to find other means. This is why sexdolls and sexbots will continued to be advanced on and will provide every man at least the option to have a companion.

Not if they eff it too many times which can lead to erectile dysfunction.

It's better to fuck a high-priced escort with a condom. Once the novelty of "getting laid" wears off, you'll realize that sex is grossly overrated (for marketing products to us) and you'll calm down and stop chasing after pussy like a thirsty puppy.

its not really ed if not cumming for a few days fixes it right up.

high-priced escorts are high-priced
better just to own a sexbot/sexdoll that will cost less in the long run

I'll sell you my anus for 20 bucks

How can someone chase after pussy when they can't even get it? Normal sex is overrated and thats why sex dolls and sexbots are being developed. Imagine integrating the fetishes you like into one object. Also they are scaleable to your needs without much work on your part put into them.

if the cost of losing your self-respect fucking a dead, plastic prostitute is someone you prefer, go for it.

fucking an escort is different because you realize that fucking a real women who is young, beautiful with a sexy body is not really as special as women want you to believe.

I dont want to go to jail user. Also ill get my moneys worth out of the first option.

kek
I don't think that is special, nor do I think 3DPD is special in anyway, in fact I think they are hypergamous parasites

I wasn't referring to you, but to idiots who are still obsessed with 3DPD because of porn conditioning and normie expectations. Just fucking an escort can be a fast cure, breaking the spell of some magical pussy that makes everything wonderful. Virgins overrate what they don't have.

I can agree with that. one visit to a real 3DPD whore, to learn that they aren't shit, then get a sexdoll if you really want something to hold onto at night
careful with the high-end ones tho
they think because you're visiting them that you have some money

absolutely disgusting, have some pride.

Yeah, but you get what you pay for. If you want a "budget" escort, get ready for some nasty surprises.

I meant fucking an escort as a short-term fix to break an obsession, not to advocate it as a lifestyle choice. If someone does it just a few times with different 10/10 looking women, than it's a good investment once the novelty wears off and they can focus on more important things in life.

Your hand

post moar dolls u fgts

Wtf im boner now post more

Name of this fucking doll

:^)

I don't care about sexdolls. I want an AI that can convince me it loves me. Once that happens I can die happy, surrounded by my anime figurines and old pizza boxes.

well thats not going to happen.
Have this milf bot instead.

:^(

Th-thanks user, I almost had hope for a second there. It's a good thing you squashed it for me… heh heh.

Looks good, how much do those cost? I think I might be interested in one of those.

Prison, because I buy a sex-doll??? WTF?

not condom compatible

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Then hang on user. It may take a few years, but convincing companionbot AIs will be here. The physical robowaifus will require these to maintain big sales.

damn is hot

Start putting money in a jar. If it has to be 1 dollar a day or 10 dollars per week, do it. Be patient.

The creators of RealDoll are working on something called "Harmony AI".

engadget.com/2017/04/11/realdolls-first-sex-robot-took-me-to-the-uncanny-valley/

Something like these please

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So many third worlders that can be used as maids for less… is this some sort of cuckery? if your country is so fuking bad just move to a better one.

jack off
it is free

Get job, make money, save money, get sex doll

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I guess my assumption that this sort of thing would eventually kill prostitution is slowly becoming confirmed.

Then you get into the potential mess that is mail order wives. That shit can get you in ridiculous levels of legal trouble or it's just completely unavailable for folk out of a certain income bracket.

Does OP sound like he meets those criteria?

No money, no sex, not even penguins can go against natural law.

"Mail order wives", just get a poor girl "hi, i have a shower, food, shelter and 5 bucks a day if you wash my clothes and make the dinner".

trips confirm.

or get a fucking doll, and not have to deal with a 3DPD

most of these dolls look gross

Bought a $900 sex doll off Amazon the other day with 2 day shipping AMA

Sex dolls are for losers who can't get laid.

how ya dong 2005?

I would like to thank you for supporting a market that will one day make men able to cast off 3DPD, and be free from the chains that nature put on them

Link?

Hi, there!
Since this board is too slow I'll tell you about the doll I ordered!

The little bitch is 140cm which is the height of an average 11 year old. I almost went for the 100cm models for half the price but that would be too awkward since they are tall as a 5 year old. Maybe next time! The bitch has huge tits which are a little too firm. The plastic is good, but not realistic enough. Assembly and manipulating the doll is sort of a hassle. I rubbed cornstarch all over it so the skin doesn't have a tacky feel, which was pretty arousing in itself. The E cup tits and bubble butt on a small frame are hot as fuck for a lifeless doll. The holes were so tight especially the pussy that I would cum after a few hard strokes. So it's impractical to really give it to her and pound her into submission like I have with roastie whores, until I break her in at least. 60lbs is doable for some standing poses but be careful cause you can snap your dick if you try to put her on top of you.

I'm not really that pleased because it's high maintenance and lifeless. Plastic and cornstarch aren't that great for realness. Neither is the first lube I bought, which had toxic parabens that will destroy your testosterone levels. I bought some all natural lube and that bitch is dripping wet. Actually, the combination of lube and plastic has put a polish on my penis head that is a little disconcerting. Still no match for some teen meat that is naturally gushing pheromones and cum. Ultimately it's an unhealthy toy that was cheaply made in China and no substitute for PTP.

Just search love dolls or sex dolls

any hentai sex dolls? must be 2d

Get a DollSweet Mini 100cm.

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wow, everybody in this thread is a pathetic piece of degenerate shit, who has willingly, and proudly rendered themselves completely sterile.

most of you, will never, ever, know just how unbelievably unlucky you are, to have a brain that is willing to buy a fake, cheap, plastic substitute for the only reason you are here on this good earth.

i would say i'm sad, but it's less males to compete against sexually,

i'm going to get off the computer, laugh at the memory of you guys for about 5 minutes, then never think of your sad, pathetic asses ever again.

may god have mercy on whatever it is you call a life.

Ordering a sexdoll just to hear old chads and normies rage is well worth it.

it is kinda of worrying tho
to have males on this earth that think as they do

They are upset because their system is starting to break down. Men no longer want to put up with the chads leftovers and instead want a better mate for themselves. Chads are then left with an influx of women they at first love but later have no clue what to do with. As time go's on the women compound on them, all of them wanting money and attention from the chads. In the old system, chads would just pawn off the used up rosties on beta men and forget about the child support and having to put up with them. Now imagine only 20% of the men supporting 80% or more of the women. This is why in time they will get even more aggressive. They will first push the whole "dead end" thing trying to guilt you into supporting their children. What they will always ignore is that men can use surrogacy. We all know where this whole thing will end. So just save up, become stable and prep for your robo wifu and future kids.

sounds good to me,

as i said, you are willingly taking yourself out of the sex competition race, because you simply can't do it, you can't compete,

it's like, your to lazy to better yourself, and get a real woman, so you just talk yourself into delusion and denial.

i as a man, want to have all the real women that could have been yours, as my wives, and make a company selling these pathetic peices of plastic shit to you at over inflated prices, i want to sell you a sex doll that my company made for $200 and sell it to you for $2000, and after that, fuck the woman you might have had if only you just got off your fat lazy ass and done something, anything with your pathetic life.

weakly rationalize it to yourself any way you want, you are removing yourself from any possibility of sex, and buying love and affection from a company that men like me run,

good luck, sonny jim.

until the artificial womb happens then you can eat shit, faggot

I have 3 houses, a cabin, a commercial building and apartments that i rent. Only thing i have to do is get fit.
To later i've already have investments into that field.
You said your already going to take them all so why the shit should i care?
I don't care for sex i'll just get a surrogate mother to have my kid.
All this wine from you is retarded. It's like you only see one reality and thats yours. That pic you have, all those women have to work and provide for all those kids. Anothe rthing it's a chink so they are most likely gettign state support that cucks pay into now but wont in the future. As i said before, stop being so mad we are not gong to take your leftovers anymore. Make sure to "Man up" and pay for all those women once they shit out your kids, they are yours until you die lol.

It's all fun and games until some madman makes a womb mod, then the very same men you shame will multiply like rabbits and you'll have a cyrbernetic beta revolution on your hands

I don't think we should call it that. The phrase "beta" has been re defined to mean second or weak. The "Chads" and "Alphas" are showing more beta signs then those who they shame. Men are ignoring the rosties and chads now to make their own ideal of a companion. We don't need to be dragged behind their system anymore. The men of the future will be the enlightened ones. We will form a balanced society as the chads turn into niggers and overpopulate. They will be so genetically deprived and with STD's we will have to quarantine them in normie zones.

uh huh, with who's ovum? do you guys even think this through? i mean at all?

and your on Holla Forums? wow i sure do believe you.

because they are real women, women who validate your existence, and ratify your honor and self worth as a man,

sure buddy, that's why your on this thread, defending sex robots.

yes we have and we are still developing the science. independent.co.uk/news/science/sex-procreation-hank-greely-stanford-professor-prediction-humans-no-longer-reproduce-a7821676.html
Yes because i have time since i don't have to work a wagecuck job. Also i don't give a fuck if some chad believes me or not.
Hahaha you just admitted you need validation from a women. Like i said, chads are become beta cucks.
They will become the ultimate companion.

we can make egg cell from skin cells
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4110572/Babies-without-mothers-come-sooner-think-leading-scientists-warn-study-discovered-make-embryos-skin-cells.html

That's a good point, actually. Though once we have an entirely artificial process, it'd be more productive and effective to breed a race of cybernetic warriors to overthrow the aging establishment. It won't even be that hard, since we'll have the technology by that time.

Of course, that's just a potential prelude to

uh huh, so your gonna have a genetically engineered super baby, from some lady who donates her dna for you to make an ovum,

AND, your gonna make it in a robo womb?

can't see this going wrong, no way no how.

that's why you replied right? because you don't care?

you got me, it feels good to know that a real woman, with real thoughts, real desires chose me, out of all the men in all the world, she chose me,

feels goodman, john goodman.

they will be an illusion that you will have to pay monthly fees for, and even if you could buy them outright, they will age and break down,

your building your house of love, on the sand of dispassionate capitalism,

your fooling yourself, and you know it, there's a little niggling doubt that just won't go away no matter how many weak excuses and rationalizations you throw at it.

has it right, but with the leaps that CRISPR has made, it's looking like we won't even need other people to reproduce, just DNA and nutrient paste.

Even if this weren't the case, you can get donor eggs the same way you get donor sperm, just more expensive

you just all miss the point don't you?

your "companion" your little sex doll or whatever,

you will now be directly paying chads for the privilege of having a weak, sad excuse for love.

because these are not real women, and have no real choice, and have no real will, it is meaning less, it's worth nothing if they don't chose you out of free will,

again, they ratify your honor,

all of you are just blowing smoke up your own asses, and you know it.

you we'll be able to be super humans too?

you think*

I reply because i find it funny. I like reading your spurge responses.
Glad you got a virgin who never even sucked dick.
archive.fo/TVr7p
So your a lefty commi cuck, got it.

Unless you show me the stalk you own in said company i dont care.
Then why are you so mad about all of this if it wont amount to anything? Just go back to sleep and let us work on our own paradise.

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women donate ovums all the time, there's plenty to go around. If that fails, technology will exist to grow ovums in vitro from your own dna

Those goal posts are on a conveyor belt.

Possibly. Both miniaturization and genetic manipulation are reaching newfound levels of sophistication. Within 50 or so years, we'll have nanomachines that can perform surgery on your DNA. At that point, most every problem the human body has can be fixed in exchanged for money, and it will only get cheaper as time goes on.

Also
Well, the robots will have to be at least somewhat realistic.

this is what happens with real women, but you can't go out and buy a new one whenever you want.

reminder that a waifu-bot will never betray you, will never divorce you and take your children with her, will never make you angry, will never give you an STD, and will always, always be there for you until the day you die.

fool yourselves out of the gene pool any way you want,

you will will be paying me for the privilege sex, love, and companionship,

and no matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter how hard you try, it will never satisfy you, your fooling yourself,

and you know it.

Her head makes her look like she should be advertising Trojan condoms, which, ironically, you won't need for robots.

are you a roboticist or something

Yea, don't by a creepy fucking doll that is definitely going to steal your soul while you sleep.

I call bullshit, provide source

Welp, I've accomplished what i wanted to. It's funny because i have this saying "Chads fuck so many bitchses that they themselves become a bitch".

Did you miss the part where asexual reproduction is going to happen within our (longer than ever before) lifetimes?

Let's face it, you won't be doing a damn thing. You'll just be sitting where you are with a smug look on your face thinking nothing will go wrong, while the people who actually have the desire and knowledge to make these robots will be making all the money.
Also, posting landwhales like that is a very bad supplement to your argument. It just ferments disgust in any rational person looking at it.
We already covered this. I'll be taking the womb mod that will give me cybernetic warrior children.

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bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-40383627
before you ask, no this is not the Andrew Dobson that we all know and love.

The easiest way to meet girls is through a guy friend group. It isnt just being a friend to a fellow man, it's being a decent human being. If you're friend to someone lonesome it wouldn't hurt to at least try to help em out.

But considering OPs post, he probably lives in America or Japan where helping someone out is considered an insult.

And this is why Japan and America will have sexbots first. Why do you think single men like me just amass wealth in the states? It's because friends don't help friends and most women just fuck all the chads.

FTFY

Some can look normal or at least better then old hags. The one you pointed out is fantasy so ya it will fit what the owner wants.

How do you think the licencing rights are going to work when a company wants to produce dolls in the image of a celebrity?

celebrity will probably sign a contract with the company, allowing the company to use their image. The celebrity would either make money as a portion of sales or as a direct payment from the company. I'm pretty sure they already do stuff like this with pornstars and fleshlights actually.

it is when they move they drive into the uncanny valley

I dunno man, something about the lifeless eyes in all of them creeps me out.

Did you even look at the pic i posted? the one on the left has lifeless eyes.

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He does pose a point though. What would the eyes be like for a more advanced model?
Maybe the eyes could be screens that will display the image of an eye, complete with stuff like dilation, and you could change stuff like the colors. And in the very middle of the eyes, in the center of the pupils could be cameras. Maybe you could have motors attached to the eys as well so that they could move, making them more realistic.
That's just my idea though.

I dunno, I'll stick to my flesh light, but do your thing.

this makes sense, advanced robotic eyes would be based off real ones, and as technology advances, they would appear more and more lifelike until you couldn't tell the difference.

Plus we could customize them to have heart-shaped pupils. There would also be stuff like yandere-eyes mode for the sick fucks like me.

this is recent news and if they can make an artifical womb then can also make eggs eventually

google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/4/25/15421734/artificial-womb-fetus-biobag-uterus-lamb-sheep-birth-premie-preterm-infant

What's the material on these like? Is it just like a massive fleshlight all over, or is the texture rougher? What's the lifespan on one of these dolls? For instance, could you expect a higher end model to last at least a decade?

I don't claim to be an expert on the subject, but I know that most are made from silicon or a plastic-based synthetic rubber (I think some also use PVC based blends, but I might be comfusing this with something else) for the fleshy bits. As for longevity, it depends on what you're actually talking about. If it's just a doll, it could last decades, maybe even centuries with the proper care. Proper robots will vary by build quality. Pricier ones will typically be nicer, but don't let price point fool you, let the reputation of each company be your judge.

Nice RPing, but where are all these fit fertile women at?

Oh, wait, more than half the population are obese and female sex toys have been socially normalized so they are getting fat and wasting their youth (sexual fluid is youth) when not being complete whores for themselves or daddy gubmint.

You're wasting your time. It's more worth it to get a real girl who will give you input. Even if she is ugly.

The product is the pussy itself. The point is to promote the gynocentrism that makes men serve women in practically all aspects of life. Perhaps this would make at least a degree of sense if women didn't like sense, but they do. As soon as sexbots hit the market and deplete the supply of white knights, 3DPD will come running back, finally treating men like equals, instead of subhuman servants. But it will be too late. Too many men would have realized that robowaifus are superior. There would be no turning back. Once robowaifus hit the market, the increased funding and sales from the market burgeoning would cause incredibly quick advancement.

I legitimately can't tell if this "dead, plastic prostitute" you speak of is a robot, or just a regular prostitute. I'd rather go for the one that isn't a filthy 3DPD that will give me AIDS and accuse me of rape, though. Plus, why would I want to pay 3DPD for sex? You must have super low self esteem for that. And although this is Holla Forums, where we shittalk each other all day, I'll acknowledge that you faggots are better than filthy 3DPD. Those whores should be paying you! On the other hand, I'm perfectly willing to pay a manufacturer for a robot who I then don't have to pay for love. And make no mistake, even if you aren't dealing with a prostitute, you do have to pay for 3DPD. Just watch as they leave you when you lose your job, then take your kids and all your shit, while alimony fucks your shit up every month.

The thing you have to realize is 3DPD can't love you anyway. It's not in woman's nature to sincerely want to help others. They are evolved to take help, not give it. You are programmed to want to protect and provide for those you love, but even when they say they feel love, they don't not feel the need to protect and provide for you. Their love does not mean they wish to be a benefit to your life, it just means that they acknowledge you are a benefit to them, at least for the time being, and the moment you are no longer a benefit, they will leave and fuck your shit up.

A robot won't do any of those things. We can program a robot to replicate reactions based on emotions. After that it gets into more complex questions of what emotions are. But it's debatable, to say the least. It's not as pessimistic as that guy implies.

pick one

I think the ideal route would be to code a solid foundation of emotional, or at the very least conversational, programming algorithm which would then be expanded upon with use. Then programmers would only have to do half the work, and each robot would grow to be more personalized for each owner.
Just imagine getting a new robot in the mail, or from your local brick and mortar shop. When you first power it on, it'll only know the basic rudimentary expressions and emotions it needs as a foundation, but with time it'll slowly become more complex as you interact with it more. After a point, it's entire personality would be completely personalized around your needs and desires. Tay has shown that such a thing is possible, and she only had a day to develop. Just imagine if you could have something as complex as her all to yourself, and your entire life's worth of time to develop her with nothing more than care and regular interactions, which become more and more natural with time.

for that cheap you may as well get a hole

groom yourself for $500, pick up chicks and spent $300 on her, buy good drug pills for about $70, and enjoy your personal sex toy

N-NANI?!

It hurts too much. I hope rebirth is a real concept. Maybe one day I'll get to experience literal sex slaves.

heh

Some of these companies make custom dolls. They don't have to create an official product line of Emma Watson dolls or whatever. Just fill custom requests for someone who wants a doll that looks like Emma Watson.

Of course unofficially behind the scenes they'll know which celebrities are the most popular and they'll be very good at replicating their appearance.

If the eyes are screens with the image of an eye then you don't need motors, you just animate the image. But then her eyes would glow in the dark which would be creepy as fuck. You would need to invent a display technology that alters which colors it reflects rather than which colors it emits.

invest that $1000 in the stock market and use the gains to buy a sex doll in 25 years

No, it would be awesome. See the trick to the uncanny valley isn't getting more realistic, it's getting less realistic.

The screens can be purposely simple, unrealistic, and cheap arrays of LEDs, for example, that can just approximate a few shapes, though to give basic expressions. Make the robot look like a robot, instead of a creepy human.

By the same token, make it part of the AI that it acknowledges it's a robot that wishes to improve and become more human, but knows it is not actually there yet. Rather than pretending it is human and being just off enough to be scary, embrace the robotic nature.

There is much discussion on this on

>>>/robowaifu/

For a couple hours. Then go to jail for rape. I know you didn't do it, but the court won't care.

The point of the motors in my explanation is so that the robot can move the cameras that will be in the center of the eyes, where the pupils would be. This helps reduce the need for it to move it's head all the time to look around.

Excellent! That puts me squarely in the target market.

I need some ridiculous shortstack doll so it's small, easy to handle and store yet clearly not intended to resemble a child. Something with a build like this.. actually.. I want exactly that. Imp Midna is hot as hell.

Although perhaps with added huge fat tits, just to avoid attention from the flatchest=pedo idiots in LEA.

Other than financing, is there any excuse to not drop ~2900$ on a sex doll?

Why do they make these things look like whores? Normalfags have no imagination. I want these things to look more like the catgirls in my animes, not like some domestic abuse barbie with smeared on eyeliner.

you honestly want Google and the NSA to record your home through your sexwaifu's eyes? Nigga you dumb.
Also OP this is the best solution

Is that a real skeleton?

Good way to save money on the build.

the ribs don't look real but everything else does

Shameful.

The fuck is this ?

exaggerated feminine characteristics are what they are trying to show off here. whores try to exaggerate their characteristics as well, difference is the robots really looks like that, and the whore doesn't, therefore it isn't lying to you, and you'll be able to make yours look like whatever you want

Get a girl with low self-esteem, spend 200$ on lingerie and other useless shit, get pussy every night for the first 3 months

You're not a richfag but you are willing to blow $1000 on a glorified onahole?

owning is better then renting for things you're going to use a lot for a long time

xD

Thinking your only purpose is a wet, smelly hole in a retarded females crotch… trust me user your worst then the robots.

To avoid jail, make sure the doll looks like a woman. A great fleshlight is better than an alright sex doll.

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Most guys own a masturbator. whats the fucking difference.

You act as if you have to choose between having sex with people and having sex with a toy.

You sir, are a fucking faggot. Take your faggotry else where.

that only goes as far as the sexbots are worse or the same as 3DPD

Then just get a regular woman.

Anyone have the pic of the guy who killed his gf and used her skeleton to make a Sally Acorn sex doll?

Closest I've found is some of the dolls at dukehhdolls.com. The faces are creepy, but they have thick asses and proportionally large tits. If you can figure out how to paint/dye the skin and remodel the head, you could have a delicious Midna doll, which incidentally, is exactly what I want too.

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Nice find user, those things are actually getting there. Now they just need to make a 90cm one with custom color choices.

So far what I'm thinking is using some kind of latex paint like a cosplayer might use to do a custom job, and maybe find an appropriate kigurumi mask to paint up as her face and just slip over the existing head. A few cosplayers have done her mask/hair, so there are ways to make that happen, too.
Unfortunately it seems to involve the expense of buying a professional doll with the difficulty of a DIY project to make it just right, but it all comes down to how much you'd give to fuck a decent facsimile of Midna.

This guy got dubs for a reason, keep going please.

I hope they get Christopher walken

Well, felow dubsman, I've also found this website:
dollmaker.nunodoll.com/girldoll/
for a lower-cost, more DIY version in cloth. I actually found it because a Deviantart user had modified the pattern to make a fullsize Midna plushie:
liquidfire3.deviantart.com/art/Imp-Midna-Plushie-149883073
With some scotchguard and a receptacle for a pocket pussy, it could do the trick. Somewhere I remember there being a website dedicated to DIY sex toys, which actually addressed the process of latex-coating a cloth doll, and I think it linked the same website above for the underlying doll pattern. I can't seem to remember the URL, though, so if anybody can sleuth that up, that would help. With some creativity and craftsmanship, this could be done.

neato.

good luck with it. It would be awesome to have a midna fuckdoll.

Dude, wtf is that image?

That doll's head/face looks creepy but the butt is so cute I want to pinch it.

bump

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Do you need a rubber body or is a schlong blender enough? This works pretty good. You can use the Win Media Player plugin to make custom tracks for any video wmp will play. You can download games for it. All new waffle games are supported. All old waffle games have patches for it.

kanojotoys.com/cyclone-x10-usb-sex-machine-p-2578.html

tape a fleshlight and a pic of your mom on to a dog's back.

So you want it to look not like a real girl instead of not like a real girl? Who the fuck does your thinking for you? Fire them now!

You misunderstand…OP doesn't want a real girl, he wants his 2Dpootwaifu to be 3D so he can actually fuck it without getting paper cuts all over his tiny cock.

I can never tell if a white knight if being real or dicking around without a 3DPD around.

Oh, this article (written by a woman) is so dripping with moral outrage! But all images must have a source credit, so there's a little "ShengYi" in the corner. Search that, and two seconds later horny pervs are browsing their catalog of sex dolls.

Thanks for the free advertising, suckers!

sex dolls are legally child porn.

i came

So, it's your contention that procreation is our only reason for being here? Sounds awful, I'd rather cease to exist.

Pathetic