"Ah need mah AR-15 so ah can over-trow tha gubbmi-"

DRUMPF WILL NEVER WIN

Wana bet?

Implying weak liberal faggots are on the winning side when the majority of the side is those same limp wristed faggots who think drone strikes can subdue an entire armed population.

Implying the military is composed of these same liberal faggots who would so easily yield to the boot of the government.

CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

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Implying limp dicked liberals will have their genes passed on to the next generation.

Implying our next generation isn't going to be the most red pilled generation in history that will straight up deus vult the eastern hemisphere.

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Low energy.

CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

What are some good liberal dens on the internet we can subvert to our cause anyway?

CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

Hahahaha

CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

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STOP REPLYING TO THE SHILL THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Which is why ISIS was decimated a few years ago, right?

hahahah what an embarrasing retard

CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

Somebody hit this monkey with a tranq dart & get him back to the zoo.

LIBSHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH, FUCK CUNTON I HATE THAT FUCKING PANT-SHITTING KIKE

DRUMPF WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER HES A FAT CRACKER. CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

Simply having a large percentage of the citizenry possessing firearms acts as a deterrent against tyranny.

As for a hypothetical violent conflict against the government ask yourself how the USA handled insurgencies in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq.

Then ask yourself what percentage of the military would be willing to kill their fellow citizens. There would be mass desertion, acts of sabotage, etc.

It's clear that you haven't given this any thought.

Did you hear about the new German-designed microwave oven?
It's got 10 seats inside

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DRUMPF WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER HES A FAT CRACKER. CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

Being this much of a tryhard faggot.

Man is he a cuck.

In every revolution, the population was always unarmed, in the coming times when food will start to go missing, it will be the first time in history a population this armed will go on revolt, do you have a drone for every citizen who each have 50 guns and can lend one to each member of their family? Simply having a gun embolden the people, your comic is quite ridiculous and straw-manish, as expected of a cuntfag, guns or no, the people always win against the government, if they choose to fight and accept the sacrifices, and guns can do just that.

CUNTON WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER SHES A DYING KIKE. LIBSHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH, FUCK CUNTON I HATE THAT FUCKING PANT-SHITTING KIKE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
You can get the pizza out of the oven in one piece

How is he a tryhard? He's just repeating the same shit.

I'd like to admonish the anons who aren't saging but this faggot is going to keep bumping his own thread anyway.

I bet Horsey couldn't define "assault rifle" without the aid of an Internet search.

Why do Jews always smell so bad?
They're too afraid to take a shower

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somehow i think you have some closer ancestry to apes than trump

DRUMPF WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER HES A FAT CRACKER. CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

A kike, a nigger and a spic walk into a bar
the bartender says "get the fuck out of here"

I'm triggered.

reported

A Jewish boy was cleaning an ashtray.
Hitler walks by and says, “Are you looking for your parents?”

DRUMPF WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER HES A FAT CRACKER. CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

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Why was Hitler so mad at breakfast?
Because they served him juice

I still remember the one and only time I got called a cracker.

I laughed, because I'm not a worthless nigger who lives in harlem

Why wasn’t Hitler invited to the barbeque?
He always burns the Franks.

DRUMPF WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER HES A FAT CRACKER. CONSERVASHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH. FUCK DRUMPF I HATE THAT FUCKING CRACKER APE

Why did Kek make niggers smell so bad?

so that even blind man can avoid them

CUNTON WILL GET BTFO IN NOVEMBER SHES A DYING KIKE. LIBSHIT CANT HANDLE THE TURTH, FUCK CUNTON I HATE THAT FUCKING PANT-SHITTING KIKE

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COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

...

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN.

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN.
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

Jew

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE.
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP.
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO.
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE.
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT.
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

...

COUGHING FIT.
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

Did I get lost and end up on halfchan? At least it seems like that.

You have to go back, you know.

TRIGGRED RACIST DRUMPF SUPPORTER

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE.THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF. SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER. WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

...

.COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
.PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
.EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
.SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
.HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
==AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN== 

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

the problem with things like this is that it doesn't really look human anymroe, and you don't have the other senses to trigger you like irl.

what does that shirt say?

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

Try drone striking 30% of Americans that rise up against the government. All white. You know how much is that in numbers?
It takes 10% of the population rise up in order to change rule.
Unless you unleash a terminator army, you have no chance with some easily hackable and destroyable drones.
The founders knew exactly what people will need to have against the control of the Jew elite.
They knew what was going to happen.

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COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUN DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

the last four lines don't quite work

Not to mention that drone operators have families…

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR
AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE
HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN
AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

Can't drone strike us all, Chaim.

Also,

How are a tire and a Jew alike?
They both screech when you hit the gas

What's the goal of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back

The Kommandante strolls in to the the concentration camp to make and announcement to the Jews:

"Jews, I have good news and bad news. First the good news. You will all be going to the finest hotels in all of Germany. "
"The bad news is, you will be going as soap."

...

A Jewish couple are having an argument. The Jewish wife picks up a bar of soap and throws it at her husband. The Jewish husband says "Don't bring my mother into this."

adidas.

It covers everything that a modern infantry possesses. That includes tanks. Probably not fighter jets and aircraft carriers though.

Shills are so out of ideas.
Just take your pay and get some vacations to resource yourselves.
I heard Saudi Arabia or Syria is pretty nice this time of the year.

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sage

exceleent thread

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sheeiiiit. I thought you were fucking with me and I couldn't figure out the joke.

Individuals owned ships and artillery in that era, there's really no cutoff that is clear. And while murkans may not be able to arm their jets without jumping through hoops, there's really not much stopping you from buying them. Just a few years ago, you could get surplus 50s military jets for around 30,000 bucks.

What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
His name was Rumpled Foreskin.

How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof.

How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

Why did the jew soundproof his house?
So his kids couldn't hear the ice cream truck

...

...

I must apologize for forgetting to sage.

What is faster than sound?
A Jew eating at a buffet.

Two Jews are sitting on a bridge and killing some time. The first one dips his feet in the ocean and shouts: “It is cold! It is cold!”
The other one dips his nose and shouts: “It is also very deep!”

you let us down today user

these jokes are pretty great

luckily i haven't been rfid chipped yet so the drone doesnt know where i am after i get off the computer

Jew walks onto a bus, holding a large dufflebag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40. Driver asks for his ID, the Jew complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in. In a rage, the driver throws the Jews dufflebag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill. The Jew exclaims "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"

Solid. The core of the spell.

Extraneous and the last two lines in particular feel out of place.

Either way, we need to record a choir of small children singing this song and distribute it over the internet.

Why do jews wear yarmulkas ?
Half of a hat is cheaper.

Sort of unrelated but I want to get this idea into the public domain.
Scotland is banning (licensing but the number who get licenses will be a tiny %) air guns this year, England to follow suit. The reasoning for taking away millions of air pistols and rifles (which are limited to 6 and 12 ft-lbs respectively) is that a kid was killed with one around 10 years ago in Scotland. Seems like strange timing right?
Then I realized, the reason for taking air guns out of circulation is probably to remove small drone counter measures from the public.

Expect to see UK police and govt massively ramp up use of small drones for street and property surveillance after the ban.

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.

Know who Eric Frein is? He was able to avoid detection by police drones for roughly two weeks with only common sense and survivalist training.

Sage

Infrared can't penetrate dense woodland. At least civilian (police) spec.

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

THE LION SHALL ARISE AND ROAR

AND SHAKE THE CUNT TO HER CORE

HER BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IN BROWN

AND COVER WITH SHIT THE WHOLE TOWN

1. A weapon, especially a firearm: troops bearing arms; ICBMs, bombs, and other nuclear arms.
2. A branch of a military force: infantry, armor, and other combat arms.
3. arms
a. Warfare: a call to arms against the invaders.
b. Military service: several million volunteers under arms; the profession of arms.
4. arms
a. Heraldry Bearings.
b. Insignia, as of a state, an official, a family, or an organization.
v. armed, arm·ing, arms
v.intr.
1. To supply or equip oneself with weaponry.
2. To prepare oneself for warfare or conflict.
v.tr.
1. To equip with weapons: armed themselves with loaded pistols; arm a missile with a warhead; arm a nation for war.
2. To equip with what is needed for effective action: tax advisers who were armed with the latest forms.
3. To provide with something that strengthens or protects: a space reentry vehicle that was armed with a ceramic shield.
4. To prepare (a weapon or electronic system, such as an alarm) for use or operation, as by releasing a safety device.
Idiom:
up in arms
Extremely upset; indignant.

There is no limit to what an arm is.

What goes faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon

SAGE THE THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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4chan rapefugees are officially here to stay. I hope you faggots are proud of yourselves for advertising this place so hard over there. You deserve a bitch slap for that.

MODS TAKE THOSE DICKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND MODERATE

Keep it up CTR and I'll release my copy of your accounting database.

Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can’t hide in the corner when the collection box comes round

fuuuuuuug

What do you call a Jewish woman’s waterbed?
The Dead Sea

ishygddt

...

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Somebody dropped a shekel

What’s the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses

...

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Because the hats with little propellers cost extra

What do you call 1,000 Jews on a train?
Whatever you like, they’re not coming back

How many Jews does it take to open a door?
Definitely more than 6 million

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He comes down the chimney and says “Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?”

Hitler was inspecting one of his camps when he meets a little girl.
He asks the girl how old she is and she says, “I’m turning 10 tomorrow.” to which Hitler responds, “No you’re not.”

In Iraq, the US military tried for eight years to defeat a few thousand determined men armed with rifles and homemade explosives. In the end, the world's mightiest military got thrown out of that country on its ass. This was not its first such defeat. It is unlikely to be its last.

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Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead

Drones can be disabled by running a microwave with the door open and pointing it skywards.

The following is a random keyword the nsa monitors via pastebin.com/raw/UWffBQbn: Tanzania

Also

You'd be amazed at the tech in private hands.

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Actually I need it so that if a nigger or an antifascist attacks me I can limit them :^)

Doesn't say : EXCEPT NUCLEAR WEAPONS LOL

Go get some sleep, son. You're embarrassing yourself.

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you're right, we shouldn't leave the house at all!

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One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter were walking along the beach, just at the water's edge. Suddenly, a GIGANTIC wave flashed up on the beach, sweeping the little girl out to sea.
"Oh, God," lamented the mother, turning her face toward heaven and shaking her fist. "This was my ONLY baby. I can't have more children. She is the love and joy of my life. I have cherished every day that she's been with me. Give her back to me, and I'll go to the synagogue every day for the rest of my life!!!!"
Suddenly, another GIGANTIC wave flashed up and deposited the girl back on the sand.
The mother looked up to heaven and shook her fist, saying, "She had on a HAT!!!!"

so uh where are these machines? im asking for research purposes against our kike enemies

ok buddy

I saw this same fucking thread on halfchan.

this is the Olympics venue, guys!
Can't wait until the Olympic (((Vilage))) got invaded and all the sport sluts got raped by huehuehue monkeys tbh

I like guns because my peepee is small xD

anyone who is dominant is actually insecure and probably gay or something! lolololol