STOP

STOP
LIST ALL NAMES YOU ASSIGN TO YOUR CAT, EARLY CATURDAY

Shithead
Fuckstick
Asscrumpet
Hairball
Captain Regurgitate

i call him a nigger because he steals my food and when i tell him to stop he bitches and scratches me

Dead
;;_;;

badger, little willie, roy, clara, and jenny (formerly gypsy but people got angry at me scream gypsy in the middle of the ngiht when i wanted her to come in)

That's adorable user what breed is it ^_^

Other than his actual name I only call him, "fat lump."

i dont name shit because im dumb as fuck but i once found a kitten that eventually got named Luke Sidehopper

Pazuzu

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mohammed
lebron paul
kony twenty twelve
obama clone#1488
toolbox extraordinaire

I have two cats
Jynx
Yuma

Do you have an Obongo cat too?

And yes - they actually respond to those names!

Cats are the original NEETs

Post cattos

Anus
Butthole
Shitfur

Shit Rock
Reverse Hitler
Big Guy
Mittens

Blimpo
Hitler
Kitler
The Blob
That Cat My Emotionaly-Stunted Bitch Mother Sent To Meowschwitz As An Act Of Petty Revenge Because She Blamed Me For Her Relationship With This Sweaty-Lipped Assclown Who Liked Working With Children A Little Too Much Failing Hard Because They Both Have The Personality Of A Urinary Tract Infection

Aushwitch

Mud Wiper
Flea Sandwich
Destroyer of Feathers
In'n'Out'n'In'n'Out

2 cats, who are called any of the following:
"Tubby"
"Slut"
"Ass-breath"
"Get off my lap you stupid shite"

And the dog, who will respond to
"Dingus"
"Stinky faggot"
and
"Don't drink my fucking coffee"

FAGGOT BITCH BOY SIAMESE CUNT

kek

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