Ask someone who works at Mcdicks anything

Ask someone who works at Mcdicks anything.

Why should I ask you anything rather than someone in a much more interesting/original thread?

nobody gives a shit

Because I'm lonely

How often do you have thoughts about suicide?

What's the proper procedure for loading ice into the drink fountain, faggot. Step by fucking step, Now.

They only made me do this once but I can try other trivia questions fi you have them.

c'mon dude, even my refrigerator from 1995 has an automatic ice maker.

Yeah I know, funny thing is our store is updating our machines. We just got a new ice cream machine 2 days ago.

When washing socks, should i turn it inside out to wash it?

What is your favourite burger?

Do you make yourself a fat burger to take home every shift?

I always get 2 triple cheeseburgers with hot mustard.

Yes turn them inside out.

how do i get a job at mcdonalds if i can't cook or if i'm scared of talking to people at a cash register?

They will put you to clean shit. All shift.

You forgot to put on some gloves to keep your nigger microbes form contaminating the hopper. Who the fuck trained you, and what's their name, phone number and address?

why do employees get mad when I order a "double hamburger"?

Jesus christ. That's more than I eat a week.

Today I had 3 eggs, 7 strawberries and 1 ice cream.

Stop being fat.

We don't even put gloves on when we get placed on assembly lol

Sorry I try my best :(

Why does my ice water always have a hint of bleach?

I already know the answer. It's because the lazy niggers don't rinse the taps properly. t. fastfood veteran

I used a fry strainer as an ice scoop and I actually got threatened with termination if I was ever caught doing it again.

Do people actually mess with client's food if they don't like them?

what if i'm allergic to cleaning fluid etc, and i have a note from a Dr stating that i can't work with any cleaning products. what then?

where do you work?

I tried taking a cheeseburger that was suppose to be thrown out but a manager got pissed.

I work at Burger King user.

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!! YOU STARTED THIS AMA FULFIL YOUR DAMN PROMISES!!

Does your McDonalds have the automatic vendors across from the counter? If so, how does it feel knowing that may soon be your replacement?

They will make you pick up trays and throw away trash and clean up shit that doesn't use cleaning products

We're actually get those pretty soon. Coworkers said that some are getting laid off.

I usually order 4 Bacon McDoubles Only Ketchup and a Medium Fry. How do you feel about autists like myself with very specific orders?

I'm more worried about how much you're eating and not how autistic you are.

I don't mind it. Only people who hate specific orders are people in assembly and workers who don't know how to take/change orders.

okay, sounds good. but like i said, i can't interact with people or if I'm honest, i can't even be near strangers, as I sperg out and have panic attacks in public etc. would they find my a job where i could clear away rubbish after hours or nope?

Food fills the sadness and for 10 dollars to ease the pain is better then any drug.


Are they dumb illegals?

Back when I worked at McDonalds, we used to spit in the orders for people like you.

They will put you in overnight shift, and no they won't find another job.

I had a buddy catch someone do that shit and the dude got fucking fired.

Now you got me fucking paranoid faggot

Not at our store. Mostly just young teens don;t know how, which is weird because I picked it up fast.

are there no public on night shift? If it was just co-workers. Would they let me get to know my co-workers slowly over a couple of weeks of slow meet and greets? or no?

I am in that demographic as well and I work at a register for a gas station. I usually go into robot mode and its hard to break the cycle, must be a lot of pressure if its literal food vs getting someones smokes or change.

When I started working no one introduced me to anyone. I had to greet myself to them.

And depending on the location you might have a few people coming from casino's, clubs etc.

pfff, fuck that. i'll just stay unemployed.

I don't fall under pressure easily. The only time it gets tough is when speaking to old people who aren't clear or speaking to Somalians who can barely speak any English.

Do you work on the vegas strip?

No, our location is just near a casino and some not so popular clubs.

has a Muslim ever ordered bacon?

Mcopco or franchise?

No, but we do have a girl who is Muslim who can't grab or take orders involving pork.

We just switched to a franchise 3 days ago.

I'd guess nearly 1000 people consumed my spit in the 3 years that I worked there.

ridiculous

What is your position?

Depends how busy we are but I'm put in front counter or probably taking lanes.

how do you feel about slaves and the slave trade? does mcdonalds treat people of color better, african americans especially

You have no Idea. I spit in the burger of every faggot who gives me bad look. You've eaten spit before, trust me. Best to just learn to deal with it or stop eating out.

believe it or not we only have 2 black people. One of them works at grill

whats your stores national number?

Only authorized personnel can know that

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do you like the maple bacon dijon burger?

Comma after "phone number" you uneducated NIGGER

Sweet BBQ bacon is better

Mornings, evenings, or overnight?

Is this the hill you really want to die on, ==NIGGER==? Are we doing this?

Mornings only on Sunday, evenings Monday-Thursday, never overnights

It's FREEDOM DAY. I'll give my life for the language this nation was born with, but you wouldn't know about that since you can't use commas properly.

You
double
NIGGER

Is your lobby and drive thru 24/7?

Yes sir it is.

Playplace?

We have a nearby casino.

How much do you make?

$11.25

have you ever put anything weird in a customers burger?

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A friend did spit in a burger once but that's it.

Will they hire someone with a domestic violence charge? The MC D's next to my house has open interviews every wed, so I was thinking of walking in with my ID and social and seeing if I can get a job same day. If they wouldn't hire someone with a criminal record then i would just say I didn't have one and get paid until they found out and fired me.

Whenever I have tried to eat this garbage, I end up shittling like a pig for a week. Toxic filth it is.

I bet they will hire you. They might take longer to employ you, but you will probably get the job.

Do you really think they would do the background check first? I would figure they would let me work next day as long as I had my ID and social that day.

Just make sure you have clean fingernails and teeth, that's all they'll care about.

Does everyone still say: "Thank you, please."?

I'll explain. Back when I was younger, and worked st McDicks, they had this rule that you had to say please after everything, also as not to offend someone or some shit. So instead of being like "Put some Mac sauce on this." you had to say "Put some Mac sauce on this, please." Or "I'll make that McChicken on your screen, please."

The managers went full autist, and told us we had to say it at the end of every sentence that we spoke to a coworker, which lead to us saying "Thank you, please." As a joke, because it didn't make sense but we "had to say it at the end of every sentence."

Also, everyone was coming to work drunk, smoking pot out in the garbage corral where they kept the dumpsters, and everyone was ducking each other. It was like a bunch of hopeless druggies with nothing going for them that turned to sex as a way of staving off the dread of their existence.

There was this one girl who fucked like every guy that worked their, and cheated on this one dude with his 16 year old brother hat also worked their, got pregnant, and had an abortion without telling him about it. It came out because she told another irl manager who blabbed about it. Another girl manager also fucked a methhead that worked their, tried to claim another manager was the daddy, and made him transfer stores to get away from her. It all came out when they finally did a paternity test. Another Girl manager fucked a black dude, got pregnant, and drove across country to give the baby up for adoption. Funnily enough, the black dude, who was her son's age, ended up becoming her son's roommate a few years later, completely unbeknownst to the son of what happened. We used to all joke about it behind his back.

That was the real McGangbang.

Uh, didn't proofread that, and am on my phone. Replace all the theirs with there, and I meant girl manager instead of irl manager, as well as all the other minor shit. My bad, my dudes.

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I don't get it

Is that a gaped out vag joke?

Only the uninitiated of our Image Borad Communty, would not appreciate this reference. Sorry, noobiefriend.

What is this, 2004?

how many times a day do you ponder suuicide?

do you really spit into the food?
do you scratch your ass and then touch customer food with dirty hands?

I heard about this somewhere. Some nig was putting his hand down his ass at taco bell and started smearing it on the meat

what do you think of pic related?

Why do you guys always fuck up my order?

Why do so many niggers work there?

Why do Mexican bitches work there?

Are you in college? Planning to go to college? Or have any plans at all to better yourself? If not, why not?

How does it feel to know you will be replaced by machines when much 15$ an hour minimum wage hits?

how often do you fap into the food?

if you eat fresh fries each day, how does your fresh fries taste after a month of eating em each day in a month?

She would get my pork, I guarantee you!

When are you guys bringing back the Szechuan sauce??

Is it true that female McD's employees are horny fucking bitches and there's almost daily orgies in the back rooms? Did you fug any of them?

Do you realize Wawa starts at $10/hr?

You'll get more bleach if you keep acting like a faggot. You're a "nigger"
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Haha I get it

I love their special dipping sauce the best

Weird, I have that same banjo but with a black snare skin on it.

That's so disgusting.

I worked at Jack in the Box. I fucking envy the people at McDonalds.

NEVER FROZEN

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do you get to eat for free during work hours/lunch break or do you have to bring your own food with you? do your people cook the food better if the costumer was hot? how much does your manager make?

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Oh great now Wendy cucks are spamming the place.
Thanks Holla Forums.
Anyways OP can you tell us any recipe for some of the food?
I know it's all just chemicals that make it taste better but still though.

Always blaming us for Reddit shits
Also it's mostly MSG, Ammonia, and a touch of human meat for that kick in flavour

Don't forget the added in crack cocaine added in to keep you coming back.

do you get to eat for free during work hours/lunch break or do you have to bring your own food with you?
do your people cook the food better if the costumer was hot?
how much does your manager make?
motherfucker ignore me again and see what happens

It's the oil.

That's really fucked up.

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Do you get lots of stupid fat people there? I worked at a duncan donuts for two weeks before getting fired and all the customers were morbidly obese white trash

Nah, just normal Ameritards

You swallow bro?

I used to work at one here on UK .used to have so many burgers and everything on mc flurry ,tbh hygiene was OK ,tbh kebab shops have better food I think some people here want to be murican or something tho

have you ever spit in someones food, or have you seen someone spit in someones food? Did you always wash your hands? What's the best way to kill yourself?

Why aren't egg mcmuffins sold all day?