TEEN PICK UP THREADS - PUFFY PUSSY EDITION

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Are you looking forward to showering in jail?

Glad to see you back, Chad.
Did anyone archive the thread back then? It was pure gold…

"She" is a trap, bu the way. Fuck off /leftynigger/

no, because i'm not American.

thanks user.
i hope someone did

if your face is like >pic related, then this post is for you.

we both prefer nice and smooth puffy vulva.
pussy is pussy and they will feel the same around your cock, but a nice innie is much more pleasant to look at, more pleasant to lick and more hygienic .

but how to know if a girl is innie or not ?
there are few tips that will increase your chances.

-most teens have innie pussies, and the younger they are the less likely they have meat flaps.
meat flaps get bigger with time, even if a girl is genetically predisposed to have them they will not be fully developed till her very late teens/adulthood.

-fatness, chubby/fat girls are less likely to have rosties.

-skin condition, if a girl has a healthy, well hydrated skin she's unlikely to have a rostie.
and vice versa, a girl with a dry, oily, uneven, sensitive skin will be likely to have a rostie.

ethnicity, some ethnicity have a naturally high rate of rosties, for example Asian and Slav

Where are you from, Chad?

Gentlemen prefer innies. Scientific fact right there

how are things going with your neighbor teens m8 ?

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I live in America, Chad. Teen girls are the only sexually attractive mates, and most of them are obese. They, especially the attractive ones, are hidden away in homes and prisons called schools. This a very anti-social culture. I don't have any neighbor teens that are available to me. And don't fucking call me m8.

Fucking commies their sucks like ass

I live in a country where privacy is not possible, i can't flirt anyone or i would be flagged immediately.

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also, i feel like most men on Holla Forums are somewhat beta, but thats what i think. better than any normie fags, though. most highschool boys are disgusting.
photo related: me.

We dont believe you

kek, calm down Holla Forumsrah. I reckon that
was an errant quote meant for moi tbqh m8

well Chad, according to my excellent scheme , not ideal lel

hmmmm

Having no teen gf has given me PTSD
I can't calm down, M8

could you tell me more about them? maybe we can figure out something.


have you tried country side ? i'v heard allot of good things about it.

pic related

Is 'm80' a more agreeable term, Holla Forumsrother?
What do you believe would enable you to acquire this holy grail of female age-groups?

proof.

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Did you read? Did you read the stupidity? still gonna do it tho
er, like wot exactly?

also,

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maybe. my eyes have always been like that. never really took notice or tried to cover it with pounds of makeup though.

either you're big breasted or it's an illusion
post more pics so i can fap

Tits or gtfo

Who do you prefer?

tits or gtfo assuming you are of age of course

I don't have a car of my own so it would be difficult.


That's a step in the right direction.
Now can we please have what you have been teasing us to see?
Hint: in your shirt

you mean what you typed in the other thread ?
i doubt it would work.

in'm not replying to that unless i see tits.
if she's seeking attention she better make it worth my time, until then i'll ignore that. ans so should you

the girl ITT is the best looking but none posted tits so they are all trash tbh fam

meant for

Idk man i have a fetish for big lips giving blowjobs, middle one tickles my inner pervert

Middle one.

sourcerino please

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1:
post your lips whore
2:
everything's good except the nose
3:
do not want

heres another pic

pls no. whyy?
Yeah, so what else do you want to know about them?
tru tru. My test is betraying my Holla Forums-faring skillz

I'll have some fun analyzing you.
Tell me how many of these i got correctly.
Feel free to post more pics for round two.

how many they are, what type of girl they are and how old, also what time do you meet them.

Looks a bit trapish but idc. Thanks!

underage, so no. sorry.
actually posting to see if anyone wants a relationship. havent ever posted my gender/ face.

Post your kik, i'm up for it.

Post bellybutton and go to bed

nigger post more pics anyway
one from the side please

this isn't OkCupid you bum, lets see your "gender" or fuck off

you'll never have a gf, user

You're right, i will never have one girlfriend. I currently have two, with a third candidate waiting for me to go single.

How many girls are on this board?

More than you think.

Remember to have some white children

There are no girls on the internet.

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btw you should read that pic

Lol it's funny how cunts classify themselves or try to segregate prime and no so prime pussy
I prefer when they are even younger and twerk/strip for anonymous views

post kik, whores, and you can get several Holla Forumseta Holla Forumsoyfriends

bitchy11anon

Or you're a giant retard, or you're rusing us

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But I think about 40-50% of the people here are girls.

Stop, you are scaring me

Think 41 to 51% then

(heiled)
dubs is always right

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traps are not girls

Read the sign punk, no girls aloud.
Normally it's tits or gtfo but you only qualified for the gtfo

Saved, and reminded me to watch dragonball. Thanks user

you couldnt even say no you are scum

If I play this music in my car will I attract sexy teens that want fuck?

forgot, here is her voice

Nothing pisses me off than girls who say faggot
It's cultural appropriation
Totally unacceptable and emasculating
Stone those harlots to death

sure you do, fags like you are Stacie enablers, you help them become cunt without getting anything in return.
you'll end up marrying one with a kid of every race. you'll pay for them, and she'll divorce you 5 years later.

i have nothing but disdain for guys like you.

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That rule is for faggots and I've always hated it. I want more attention whores and less guys who don't know how to ignore them if they don't like them.

2 in the one that I'm backyard neighbours with; 1 three doors up from me
… guessing at this point, but backyard teens: 16-15 and 14-15; eldest one seems pretty 'responsible', her sister more sexual from what I've seen thanks to the Voyeur-ger project ;^)
Other one may actually be my age, so dunno.
I don't actually 'meet' them in the sense of a face-to-face encounter, hence my cunning plan to create the means for this


kek
I wish these niggers would stop DERAILING THE THREAD

it's our "nigger"

You don't understand

What a faggot

what? I do not understand

Girls are more than just tits, friendo. I actually like just talking to them, too. It's the users who can't help thirsting so hard or being so openly and unironically misogynistic that fuck it all up.

Incels/robots ruin everything.

good thats managable
do you think they're the slutty kind, do drugs, drink ?
or puritan ?
can't blame attentionwhore for attention whoring, thats somthing you would expect from them.
but watching some Holla Forumstards fall for it like summer faggots is always sad to watch.

i really thought this board was better then what half chan's Holla Forums currently is.
guess i was wrong, or its just summerfags, idk

What is board quality to you?

We're not here to follow your fucking rhetoric.
(((We have our own vision for your thread and it does not parallel yours.)))
This isn't your stage, nobody likes the way you look, kill yourself

Stopped reading there

left. or middle.

FREEDOM
NO GODS, NO KINGS
ONLY MAN

early days halfchan Holla Forums, when Moot used to personally ban bitchs that didn't fallow the rules.

those were the good old day.

and dubs, too
for fucking shame


not for mine boner
I don't think they're wayward, no. But teens are teens, right? Hormones should assist me, no?

Is it a July thing? Last week, we had some decent discussion

This guy looks like he's about to fight a tornado
We are one in the same

You should improve your bait skills user, it's cringy to read.

What are the rules to you?
Is there a certain way qualify board quality?
Cause most of us here couldn't even remember 2000's

NIGGER!
Can you not hear me ?
I said it's our NIGGER

only if they notice you and find you attractive.

its summer time, do you think they'd be able to see you if you decide to sunbathe in your backyard ?.

making sure that threads aren't derailed by attentionwhores and their thirsty beta/newfag enabler will definetly raise the quality.

go to fb/twitter then

But what did he mean by this?

He's reading from the manual right now give him some time and he'll be a constant headache

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Faggot is our nigger
what do you not understand?

That's the least sexy shot of an otherwise perfectly good ass i saw in a while

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Windex, I choose you

WEW

see that notification up there, fag? :^)

Oh shit not again

Dude I wanna encourage you, but posting a screenshot isn't fun, It's exactally what he wants,You see, we had a momentum going I was having fun then this guy uses the oldest trick in the book and now its all at a screeching halt because you wanted to be right. Don't do it again, got it?

holly crap, a kik notification ! someone call CNN, FAUXNEW, CBS, …..

in the end of the day, you're the beta enabler sucking up to a random hoe (that may likely be a trap) on the asshole of internet.

so congratulation on that one, even in this shithole you manage to stand out with your pathetic betaness.

you're not worth my or anyone's time.
enjoy whatever lie you fooled yourself to believe in.

But he can still bring out the photoshop argument

Fuck off fag niggers, there are no girls on the internet.

So you're telling me I'm more beta than you, despite I'm the one in a pleasant conversation with a female?
MGTOW my ass, more like Males Who Can't Score Pussy, that's my impression of you if you couldn't tell.

Dude come here
huddle up
Fuck that guy. I don't know him do you know him? He doesn't care if two people are one. He just wants attention and to control the discussion. You wanna know why? because he hates fun and he finger bangs kittens, you don't wanna play with somebody who finger bangs kittens do you? No of course not that's disgusting.
Let's see some hustle out there

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But user arguing with retards is so fun.

Hi guys im a grill too

What are you implying with these photos?
Do you want to be good friends with this man in a time period before color photography?

if you're a girl post your face so i can add you to my collection

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Children? Is this allowed on here now?

OH MY GOD SHE'S TRAPPED IN A PHONE
(((Don't worry lady we'll save you)))

they'll think I'm hot, just need to makes sure they notice me senpai I'm not 100% sure they've actually seen me
the problem is line of sight. I'd have to time it so that they're in their rooms and happen to look out. Their house is at a slight incline relative to mine. Hence the 'large plan'

ok homos, let's say that we are all girls and not girls whilst being the oldest newfags. Do any of you have tips for/stories about/advice on teen pickups, and/or pics/vids of teens?

Not so fast, I'm not falling for this one again

Leftypol plz

That's a boy with a penis OP. Just thought I should let you know.

what is that pic?

Looks too young to me.

Do you know, what the Fox says?
YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!

lmao

That doesn't look like any sex organ I am familiar with.

Also, it's a trap.

puffy vulva

Puffy vulva might not be a vulva at all. Or it might be pussycancer.

Lamps that I accidentally fucked on more that one occasion

normally im not gay but I would totally fuck that trap tbh

Not a trap just a very fat pussy

Female company is way better. Nice to look at, smell good, generally obey you… Other than your best friends, there's no reason to be around dudes. I'd rather be by myself.

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Stop posting this.

Gay

Hey lady, your eyes are gorgeous, can you post a pic with a smile? :)

Hey lady, your nails are horrifying, can you post a pic without them? :)

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FELL FOR THE TRAP

I bet >she wasn't a virgin too

Go on

Welp. It got really awkward afterwards. >she told me >she was most definitely gay, and liked to dress and act femininely. >she had no idea I didn't realize >she was a dude, lots of laughter followed.

We ended up having sex, that buccy was sweet as sugar, but I refused to touch her dick the first time we had sex.


Was too.

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D-DUDE
you're gay

Fucking a trap is the height of straightness.

Remember when Holla Forums was just full of pedo faggots? You guys move to traps after the Chris Hanson special?

Was her dick bigger than yours?

is that a femine penis bulge?

most girls ages 10-16 have "puff" vaginas
don't ask how i know

Go on

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We met on some other occations. I was working part time and had a lot of spare time. >she would come over and play video games, watch some movies and fuck me. It was pretty unsettling knowing that >she had a penis, but was so feminine and girly in every other part of >her.
>she would shave her asshole and pubes and wear long stockings and clean out >her ass whenever she would come over, just for me.
We had buttseks maybe 6 times, mostly we'd just make out and touch each other.
>she moved to a different city when >she started highschool and we decided to end it.
I've never even considered fucking a dude before or after >her. Pure straight, except for those 6 months.

If a person looks like female, of course a straight male is going to be attracted, but even if you nervously laugh and dank maymay arrow it, it's still a dude. deal with it feggit.

Why should I?

support

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If she looks like a girl, well - that's good enough for me.

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Good luck loosing that virginity fuck head

Good luck losing those double dubs fuck head

So, what is this thread about again?

Tween bois insulting each other? Being internet tough guys while fapping to some images?

I liked the pedos better. They at least posted some ephebe shit once in awhile.

How do you know?

Seems to be about chicks with dicks. Can we get back to posting tight young ladies?

Hi Taylor!

This plz.