Getting banned from a chan? Easy. Now try getting banned from a church.
>It's because of this, and the fact that your behavior continues to be increasingly inappropriate and erratic, that the Session of Christ * Church has decided that at this time you are no longer welcomed on the church campus. This includes the church parking lot. You said in an email several weeks ago that you would not be coming back to *. I suggest that you honor what you said. If you decide to show up, we will ask you to leave. If you refuse to leave or cause any type of disturbance, we will call the police.
Connor Bell
It's easy when your a nigger!
Josiah Scott
just whip dik out. Simple you faggit.
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Hudson Myers
What did you do exactly?
Noah Nguyen
did you molest the pastor?
Sebastian Price
Why don't they just pray for you to leave? If it's God's will, surely you will leave, right? :^)
Xavier Bell
God's will isn't always what the person that is praying wants it to be.
Michael Ramirez
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Lucas Perry
make yourself useful and get banned from a synagogue or mosque instead
Owen Wilson
u can just apply for excommunication
Jeremiah Thompson
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha it's not even noon and i'm already drunk
Tell us the story though.
Easton Butler
Church is a great way to meet members of both sexes.
Lincoln James
True. And not a single one of them are worth ever again speaking to.
Aaron Evans
This, churches on average have slightly higher quality people than any other real-life place, however, that means that they're still not worth talking to or interacting with
Adam Collins
lel
Zachary Scott
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Jaxson Brooks
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Cameron Lee
newfag
Camden Cook
Just leave a whopping huge turd in the collection offering plate.
Jonathan Rogers
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Lucas Kelly
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Josiah Robinson
The Jews hated him.
Justin Price
Jesus had his dick mutilated at only 8 days old, that makes him Jewish… or Muslim?
Gabriel Allen
Hi rabbi!
Liam Robinson
To Hades with you Goym!
Leo Smith
you idiot
Trump is a white American, yet millions of white americans hate him. Jesus was a Jew, moron
Brayden Gray
So, usung your logic: Trump is Jewish, because so many people hate him?
Daniel Reyes
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Lucas Rogers
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Aaron Brown
TESTING BLUE TEXT
Connor Williams
Except that's not possible. All human beings are prone to sin. Find me one sinless human being that isn't Jesus Christ. I dare you.
Asher Adams
Jerk off and cum in a Virgin Bitch statue. Is easy.