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THE SENATE SEAT TED
RATO DOWN 9 POINTS IN TEXAS SENATE RACE
Xavier Rivera
Jace Sullivan
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
GET FUCKED RATO
BASED PERRY
Brandon Cruz
God I hate them both, but I'll vote perry. He's more the incompetent, bumbling fool than the slimy, compulsively lying and backstabbing el rato.
Death of dems and republicuck parties when?
Lion party when?
Alexander Thompson
I think Perry is a fucking retard, but fuck Rato 100% all the way. Gonna vote Perry for the senate.
Levi Martinez
That's what you get for being a slimy back-stabbing traitor
Still, Rick Perry…
William Ramirez
BYE BYE RATO
Cameron Perry
NOOOOOOO
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS
THE DELEGATES WERE MINE
MIIIIIIIIIINNE
Elijah Young
He might be a cuckservitive retard but at least he's actually white unlike the crypto-kike spic Rato.
Sebastian Hill
Looks like the Trump Curse struck again!
Matthew Young
YA SHOULDDA HANDED OVER DA DELAGATES DAHNALD WHEN YA HAD THE CHANCE
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN
Angel Clark
Kinda damn it? He was good at least in defending the second amendment. I hate rato but his legal skills were good in fucking (((feinstein)))
Jack Kelly
I guess Texans voted with their conscious :^)
Julian Sullivan
Kek
Dylan Richardson
FUCKING PERRAY
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SENATE SEAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Owen Bailey
THE DELEGATES! THE SENATE SEAT! THEY'RE ALL MINE! GIVE THEM BACK!
Jacob Butler
I hope Teddy takes a nice long vacation to San Fran and goes back to his old ways
Jaxson Parker
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Liam Ross
it's funny how lots of people still think rato is a 'staunch and principled conservative'
how fucking delusional can you be after this campaign
James Harris
Rato Rato Rato…
You could've saved yourself, but you tossed up the hail mary.
Sebastian Thomas
Quintilius Varus, give me back my votes!
Colton Ross
Shoo shoo el rato
Parker Morales
wew lad
Jackson Peterson
wewwy
Liam Diaz
Amazing
Seriously. He thought this was a normal political fight.
Justin Long
Of course not of this matters because
TEDS SEAT WILL NOT BE UP UNTIL 2018
Kevin Baker
what the fuck is this abomination of a cour?
Alexander Cruz
HAHAHAHAHA
Everyone should support who ever his opponent is, nobody can be worse than Rato.
Ian Williams
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Kevin Carter
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Cooper Smith
And there also are two Farnese.
Jacob Williams
At least it shows that Texans are paying attention and are pissed, even if it is early in the game. If a strong candidate, like Perry, does go against him in the primary, Rato is fucked. Only way to reclaim himself is to try to ram through the Senate everything that Trump proposes. Problem is he's too busy reading Green Eggs and Ham while running for President
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SHOO SHOO EL RATO
William Anderson
The nomination, give it to me!
Jonathan Adams
SHOO SHOO EL RATO
Ryan Gray
GET FUCKED, RATO
Colton Mitchell
I still remember when Governor Perry started to get a little more serious about the border and even started taking glamour shots of himself in a boat on the Border River… Then the establishment media began to dig and uncover dirt on him, that's when he took a big hit in public opinion…
Josiah Morgan
Isn't Rick even worse than Ted ?
Jason Campbell
where did the car keys go?
Gavin Williams
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Lincoln King
DAAAAAAAAHHHNAAAAALLLLDDDDDDD
I've got my skelegates! They are worth more than your delegates!
Shoo shoo el Rato.
Brandon Wilson
Underrated post
Thomas Evans
reported for animal abuse
please commit suicide
Tyler Roberts
You sure showed me Ted.
Ian Smith
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Wyatt Collins
Report this degenerate
Julian James
Didn't know there were so much Cruzmissiles here.
Juan Richardson
Reminder to fuck fake tough guy rato shill and literal cuck MICHAEL BERRY.
Christopher Lee
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Anthony Harris
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Henry Bell
Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald?
For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do.
Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald.
Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine!
Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer.
This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates…they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.
Julian Watson
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Luke Wright
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Henry Foster
SHOO SHOO EL RATO
Ethan Ross
Reminder that we memed Venom Chris into reality. The real Chris Chan got picked up before jail by the GOP, and became a Texas Senator under the name of 'Ted Rafael Cruz'.
Jose Price
SHOO SHOO EL RATO
Jaxson Richardson
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN. JUST GIVE ME THE DELEGATES, DANALD
Jaxson Powell
I just wanted to use these one last time. Feels good man. Feels good.
Austin Ortiz
No wonder Glenn Beck and his sperg crew sounded like frantic catladies yesterday. They were desperately trying to deny reality.
Colton Howard
That image is oddly terrifying.
Henry Martin
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Landon Cook
It's not often you get to post defeated cuck memes. Wish it was a iJeb! story though
Levi Fisher
at least he can go back to TV….or was that show cancelled?
Logan Barnes
Wew, Ted's suit is a little too big for him, is it not? Bet he's wearing lifts too.
Jaxson Cruz
YOU CANNOT STOP MY MIGHTY SKELEGATES DAHNALD
Bentley Ward
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Cameron Campbell
When rato didn't endorse trump his career ended.
Easton Thompson
SHOO SHOO EL RATO
Gabriel Fisher
esp the part how he is the lobby of the CIA building
Oliver Reyes
This is my favorite meme.
Levi Martinez
Would you like to know how I know that you're cuckchan refugees?