Women: Just As Shallow As Men

So let's talk about women and how they're incredibly stupid for a moment.

Does Dennis Reynolds have any fangirls? I was thinking about this for a moment, as far as I know he doesn't. I haven't heard of girls clamoring to fuck the actor because he plays a creepy, violent, narcissistic sociopath. I think Charlie's the more popular character among female fans, actually.

Then I thought about every girl I know, every girl I've dated, and who they fantasize about. The Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Doom, House, Sherlberbatch, Dukat, Scorpius, Ba'al, Ronan, Khal Drogo, Loki, The Doctor -until he's an old man and then suddenly they don't like him because "he's mean".

They say they like the bad guys, the tortured soul, the artist, the madman, dangerous guys, but that's all bullshit. What separates Dennis from any of those characters? He gives the same exact speeches. If it was the personality you'd be soaking wet over this guy, but you're not. The personality is an excuse. This guy plays it for comedy, and he's not really a hunk, doesn't really have a commanding voice, so in the end the whole persona ends up coming off like Elliot Rodgers.

It's like that kid from the first season of American Horror Story. Girls say he's hot because of his intensity and his love and devotion and blah blah blah, but the guy shot up his school, burned up an innocent man and raped a woman while wearing a gimp suit he stole from a couple dead fags. And it's stated clearly at the end of the series he never loved her, he even admits in his final counseling session he's just a sociopath, he remembers exactly what he did and he doesn't regret any of it. So all it really comes down to is the visual of him with the skeleton make up on going into his school, that's all that really got the girls hot, there's no depth to his character, there's no depth to any of them. Which is why characters played by Nathan Fillion and Chris Pratt get the exact same reaction despite playing goofy guys devoid of any darkness in them.

And then you cunts have the audacity to say men are shallow for being into chicks with big tits. Like I'd be less shallow if I bullshitted and claimed I was into Seven of Nine because of her personality or whatever character Christina Hendricks played in Mad Men because of it's "depth"? Fuck you.

No shit, m8. Also, lesbians aren't a real thing. They're women who were molested by men as children and psychologically scarred, some of them even eventually get over it in their 20s.

Well, yeah. Duh.

Sorry you got dumped OP. There's other shallow fish in the sea.

Nah, you can get out of your armchair, friend. This wasn't brought on by anything recent. I haven't been in a serious relationship in a couple years, I'm juggling a number of casual ones at the moment.

I was just looking at It's Always Sunny clips on youtube because I haven't watched the show in a couple years, and I was seeing a lot of Dennis scenes, and this and the one of him at the reunion getting angry at the girl for not cheating on her husband with him and then shouting "I'M THE KIND OF THE MOUNTAIN! I'M A GOLDEN GOD! ME!" reminded me, he's giving all the same speeches that get girls really hot when other characters give them, but they don't work when he does them.

I want to say this is copypasta, but I don't recall ever reading it before. You seem really bitter, OP. Maybe if you go out and rape it'll make you feel better.

wew

That's right, don't address the points made, just assert there must be something wrong with the person making them and walk away confident there's nothing wrong with you, and you aren't a shallow cunt.

Now you reply to say "Actually, I'm not a femanon lol" again avoiding the actual discussion.

All I said was that you were bitter and should go out and rape to make yourself feel better. You're the one who's getting all touchy. Nobody is going to disagree with you that women are dumbfucks.

Uh…I like grills though…

That VN was trash.

I'll give you the benefit of my years of wisdom user.

Most women don't use logic, throw logic out the window. It's why most Men think Women are dumb.

They go by emotion/feelings/hormones, to make nearly all decisions.

She might be with some ugly weed dealer beating her, but she "feels" secure. He's strong and aggressive, therefore she feels she and her possible future babies are protected. That she is in a go nowhere position with no future and she could have a nicer guy isn't registering.

The few who don't act that way are either highly intelligent, and pragmatic and are sex workers or porn stars since they realize thats where the money is, or they suffered some sort of trauma, or have a mental disability of some sort like ADHD or Depression, and their decision making system is impaired.

name 5 comedic actors without famous dramatic roles that girls swoon over.

waiting.

What's wrong with vanilla love and headpats?

Yeah, getting your vag torn up and collecting STDs like pokemon cards for a limited career which ruins future prospects is real smart move.

Nah…a lot of women are cool. You guys are just too pessimistic. There's a lot of cool grills with good heads on their shoulders out there.

What the fuck does your post have to do with

I said most, not all. The amount of "cool" Women I've met in my life time could be counted on one hand. And most of them already married.

You are right. Pic related.

Even if they do, its no different than having life-shortening injuries from being an athlete. By they are rolling in the dough, and you aren't

Okay Clint, and these women would be where?

You have no idea what you're talking about. Also, how many porn stars continue to be successful after their porn careers end? I'm very curious as to what has led you to believe that sucking dicks and getting cocks shoved up their ass is the preferred career of intelligent and pragmatic women.

they getting paid for shit they were going to do anyway at least. abandon 3DPD. only 2D matters.

Being a porn star means you have zero chance of getting with men who have self-respect in the future. It's a short term gamble that has future consequences. Becoming one is a purely emotional act, if a woman were to genuinely weigh the pros and the cons, then compare those to a different career like becoming a lawyer or an actual actress, they would obviously make a different decision.

And so then why would they tell you they used to be a porn actress? I know girls that were fucking guys left and right since they were 12 and they never told any of their partners.

So whats the difference here?

The difference is that there isn't video evidence of those women fucking all those men. They have plausible deniability.

Yeah, tell us more about these quality women you know.

Why isn't it legal to marry 11 year olds? I don't want a used up cockhole.

You mean like all those celebrities with sex tapes and nudes? yeah I'm sure all of them are untouchable now.

Are you a porn star or something? You seem really butthurt that there are consequences to being a whore.

He's pretty classy tbh.

It seems you've gone off topic and are now making personal observations. Oh well.

Thanks for outing yourself.

y'know changing the subject is a classic losing move.

huh?

it's a shame this thread got derailed so hard. it had a lot of potential

No, it didn't. It was destined to have the same anons making the same arguments they have for years.

Then why'd you change the subject instead of addressing the points?

Russel Brand
Charlie Day
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Pratt
Dane Cook

You didn't say they had to be funny or that I liked them.

Read the comments on this video. It's all about how wet everyone is over Dukat's speech at the end.

You sure those aren't a bunch of dudes?

Transexuals are womyn, bigot.

here's the truth: she's either a virgin who marries a man who has the wisdom and character to protect her from her own carnal nature throughout the marriage, knowing he banged enough whores in his younger years and now wants a wife for his children or she's a whore.

if you allow a woman to taste the forbidden fruit of sexual 'liberation' or be exploited sexually, you're just rolling the dice from that day forward as to whether she's going to cheat, let herself go, neglect the children, fall into depression, succumb to other mental illness, and/or generally force you to become yoked to an unmanageable succubus. Maybe a few generations ago you could have expected to get lucky with your chaste mother by day / whore in the bedroom who keeps it together for the rest of her life… but in this age? No way…. Not without devoting more and more time and energy to managing this bitch's latent emotional instability.

By this standard, 99% or more of women in the West are whores. They're ticking timebombs slowly driven mad by their own unleashed sexuality. It's far beyond mere 'shallowness'. It's more like soul cancer.

The smug blue-eyed chick makes my fucking blood boil. I just wanna knock her crooked tooth straight.

Like, the other two are stupid, and yeah they're still cunts, but they don't seem malicious about it.

Hes a selective Poonhound who only taps the best available.

Bitches poonhounds.

You keep thinking in this hypothetical scenario, the man is able to read minds, do extensive background checks, interview all friends and family, and pours over all porn sites, escort sites, and ads, and uses facial recognition.

You are overestimating things.

No, they're not. Even if you think you don't care about it, even if you think you're used to it, fucking strangers feels fucking weird.

Girls get into porn for one of four reasons really:

-Dumb college girl thinks it'll be easy money and has always gotten what she wants with sex.
-Fairly submissive girl is talked into it by husband or boyfriend. Sometimes she starts out only doing scenes with him even, but before long he's out of the picture. Once he is she falls under the sway of some even sleazier producer or quits porn.
-Started porn on a dare or for political reasons.
-Supporting a drug habit.

All the stereotypes are true. All of them. They all claim to be smart, come from stable homes, but tons of them were cycled through foster care systems, so many of them have personality disorders. Virtually all of them take up drug habits to numb themselves to what they're doing. They all regret doing it after they retire. They all claim not to care about being called sluts, but then cry about it in interviews after the fact. If they were rolling in money, how come the ones that make it out alive all go to nursing school to take low paying menial jobs in hospitals?

I find this video really unsettling, I think it's music in combination with the quotes. Fucking James Deen? Dude, I watched you jerk off on Angell Summers in a nun outfit going "please forgive me" while begging for loads of cum. What the fuck?

James Deen is a yid, right?

Of course.

The video is a meme, m8.

Is this what reddit cucks literally believe?
Sorry no one will date you, but that will come naturally if you start to improve yourself.

It's 80% looks at least, like you say the goofy characters and the psychopaths are just as adored just by different sorts of women. Nobodies with muscles in tight dress shirts with expensive watches get the same treatment on tumblr, it's about what fantasy they can apply onto the character, it's like waifus but they are freely allowed to discuss it without mockery

I used to get teased and laughed at by girls as a teen. My personality didn't even shift that much but when I blossomed girls suddenly became more friendly and pleasant. Women not being shallow is a meme.

Pretty much, user.
It's like how you'd dick the retard out of a hot SJW. She's an awful person but you'd still let her suck you off.
The difference is we feel awful about it afterwards, whereas women will justify it to themselves or claim rape.

Women have basically all fallen for their own bullshit.

Women were a mistake.

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