So let's talk about women and how they're incredibly stupid for a moment.
Does Dennis Reynolds have any fangirls? I was thinking about this for a moment, as far as I know he doesn't. I haven't heard of girls clamoring to fuck the actor because he plays a creepy, violent, narcissistic sociopath. I think Charlie's the more popular character among female fans, actually.
Then I thought about every girl I know, every girl I've dated, and who they fantasize about. The Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Doom, House, Sherlberbatch, Dukat, Scorpius, Ba'al, Ronan, Khal Drogo, Loki, The Doctor -until he's an old man and then suddenly they don't like him because "he's mean".
They say they like the bad guys, the tortured soul, the artist, the madman, dangerous guys, but that's all bullshit. What separates Dennis from any of those characters? He gives the same exact speeches. If it was the personality you'd be soaking wet over this guy, but you're not. The personality is an excuse. This guy plays it for comedy, and he's not really a hunk, doesn't really have a commanding voice, so in the end the whole persona ends up coming off like Elliot Rodgers.
It's like that kid from the first season of American Horror Story. Girls say he's hot because of his intensity and his love and devotion and blah blah blah, but the guy shot up his school, burned up an innocent man and raped a woman while wearing a gimp suit he stole from a couple dead fags. And it's stated clearly at the end of the series he never loved her, he even admits in his final counseling session he's just a sociopath, he remembers exactly what he did and he doesn't regret any of it. So all it really comes down to is the visual of him with the skeleton make up on going into his school, that's all that really got the girls hot, there's no depth to his character, there's no depth to any of them. Which is why characters played by Nathan Fillion and Chris Pratt get the exact same reaction despite playing goofy guys devoid of any darkness in them.
And then you cunts have the audacity to say men are shallow for being into chicks with big tits. Like I'd be less shallow if I bullshitted and claimed I was into Seven of Nine because of her personality or whatever character Christina Hendricks played in Mad Men because of it's "depth"? Fuck you.