Tiny Celebrities

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Maybe too short, Russian singer Olimpia Ivelava

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Why are all those files named mum?
Somebody give that girl a doughnut!

name of the company is minimum

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169 cm

Is this 'Snooki'? I've seen so many Americans make jokes about her appearance that I assumed she was some Amy Schumer-esque hambeast but she's actually alright

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feels kind of good

M8, Obama isn't that tall.

How did he kill himself? Jumping off a kerb?

Why does she look like a caricature of every stepdaughter some fat middle age guy wants to fuck?

Turns out America loves underage girls.

*every country

Why didn't you save her, Holla Forums? It could have been averted.

Literally looks like a boy on estrogen

I didn't realize she was 5ft tall.

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oh the things I'd do to her…

Nice

Like I said, >>>/imgur/ is thataway, fagboy. Don't know why you're so irritated at the idea of going there. Is it the fact that you spent your college fund on getting Hillary the Dem nomination? Maybe if you post that cute meme of Bernie shuddering in his chair you could get gilded in the first week and make the FP! That would help fix the huge hole in your pocket you used to buy him an Audi R8 and a third house!

Calling bullshit on the first one. No fucking way Dinklage and Devito are that similar in height.

Ha, the tallest man in the world was white, suck it minorities

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kill yourselves

riiiight…

Just say niggers.

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noice

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It's how Japanese porn labeling works, it's really quite smart. Instead of just naming it "Generic title 7" they also get a label code like "SDDE-429" or "MUCD-122" that are unique and easily searchable.

They are also and indicator of just how much porn is out there, take "IPZ-921" for instance, there are 920 previous productions by the company "IDEA POCKET" prior to that one, and when they reach 999 they get a new code (starting with IP) and start over from 1, like they did with the code IPTD. So this company alone has produced over 2000 titles with an average duration of over 2 hours each. That's a lot of porn.

So yeah, those three covers in all have a designation on the spine, in this case "MUM-026", "MUM-193" and "MUM-278". You can use those codes to find the movies without having to decipher the moonrunes.

I recommend JAVlibrary.com to find info and reviews on movies and sukebei.nyaa.se to download them. You can also find download links in the comments on javlibrary, but I've never used those because they looks sketchy as fuck, but if you're feeling adventurous go right ahead.

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Hillary lost.

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just as i was starting to feel good about my height

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lick her pussy while humming "I'm With You"?

Looks like something from The Dark Crystal.

These midget girls must be popular in Japan.

Why live?

What an ego boost.

Took a tylenol

emma horse faced roberts

Girls 5ft and under are huge over there.

Every single jewish celebrity.

oh shi-

I see what you did there

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MODS

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>>>Holla Forums

Just how new are you?

He's been crying about Holla Forums ceaselessly ever since he got banned January 2016.
Anyone else would just fuck with their VPN and keep shitposting, but he fled to here and it looks like we're stuck with him.

thicc

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Shawn Michel East

Do these images fail the Dost test?
They look really convincingly like actual CP.

ally brooke

Tila Tequila

Isabela moner

Bindi Irwin is only 4 ft 11 so her b/fs are manlets.

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Adrienne Bailon

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wtf

Do not actually dick womanlets
50/50 chance you make a manlet.

They should start hiring them specifically because of their looks.

into the >>>/trash/ you both go

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If your height begins with a 6 you're not a manlet, plain and simple. You're just the peasantry equivalent of a man.

It's one of the most well-known running gags on Holla Forums. The only way you haven't heard of it is if you've never visited the board which is a sure sign of reddit as the aut-right from T_D and TRS occasionally gets direct linked to Holla Forums and 90% of Holla Forums's users are redditors, or you simply haven't lurked the necessary amount of time. You haven't assimilated yourself with the board culture.

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OL' HILDAWG IS GONNA BE A SHOE-IN FER SHURE!!!

Bliss is only five feet

The women playing the girls can prove that they're legal with their birth certificate. There was actually an incident like this with some pornstar called Little Lupe.

how do you know what actual CP looks like?

Has anyone here actually fucked a midget?

You mean actual midgets? With dwarfism? Or just ridiculously short chicks?

Actual midgets.

Dinklage is 4'5 and DeVito is 4'10. DeVito has something called Fairbanks disease which affected his bone growth

Even if you did nothing but fap to porn for the rest of your life, you still couldn't fap to all the porn already made, not to mention all the porn that would get made while you were fapping.

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