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Over at >>>/death/ we enjoy mortality and the eternal nonexistence some of you call death. There is nothing to fear.
1 die with 6 sides
Take a gun roll 1-6
1 is death everything else is a reroll
we see you have no rolling menu here so lets fix it up
Your gun is loaded with death on 1
0 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , is reroll
7 , 8 , 9 , is kill the user above you and yourself with a bomb if its you then you just made sure you died
You can ressurrect and keep playing if you wish.
Nirvana is death.

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You were dead for eternity before. Return to what you know best.

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Holding on to life is impossible.

Suffering is life.

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When we let go of desire we find strength in death.

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Peace comes at last.

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Death is beautiful. There is no suffering here. There are no worries. Success is made in death.

SUP BITCHEZ!

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hi

The beauty of not existing is the longevity. You could not exist for the rest of time.

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It happens that I am gloriously underemployed again this summer. So what would all you dead people like to have fun with? Last time I think we accidentally got trump elected and caused the fires to rise in the media.

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Sounds like you're having a great time then, glad to be of service.

Have you asked yourself why do you live?

Yeah, I've got a lot of reasons for my situation in my life. Innumerable. Sounds like you aren't sure of your choice though.

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I am death. Life is not an option.

The joke is on you, OP.
Holla Forums is already dead.

Yeah, there is that isn't there? So what are your plans for the summer? Just kickin it old school?

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In the summer I am going to some LGBTP parades and snapping pics.

Cool. Get laid and get your party on.

I am already laid at rest.

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