I have about $500 to spend

I have about $500 to spend.

Help me decide what to do with it.

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Spend it all on advertisements here that are for ponies and redirect to reddit.

I don't like ponies but I do like the Powerpuff Girls.

Holla Forumsettering yourself

Right now I'm planning to better myself by buying a lot of takeaway. A warm prepared meal makes me happy.

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United States Bonds

But isn't the yield very low for them? Like $5 on $500?

If I was going to spend it on usury, I would rather play the stock market.

buy a handgun

I'm not allowed to own funs because of some shit that happened like 15 years ago. At least I can support your 2A rights as a 2nd-class citizen.

This place is anonymous, care to share? Also if you live in the USA you can try to purchase a gun at a gun show, most dealers won't do background checks there.

No, I don't care to share.


Contrary to fake news, most gun shows require the dealers do background checks now. Often you can still do a private party sale at a gun show or elsewhere, but it's not worth the risk, for me.

It would be nice to be able to take a rifle to the range as a hobby, but I don't live in constant fear that I need to be armed.

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two of these in extra large

Invest in passive funds.

Nigga I ain't clicking that shit.

wow user great cause

Spend it on pizza.

Spend half on dragon dildos and the other half on cocaine

Marijuana

I don't like pot and cocaine is too hard to obtain, so I'll have to stick with vaping and energy drinks.

3 shares of Berkshire Hathaway Class B (BRK/B). Or just blow it on hookers.

Thanks for the tip. Seems like a solid buy.