Are aliens real?

Are aliens real?

I hope so

You don't know what I would do to have an actual reptilian GIRL spit out our fertilized eggs into my mouth and have them hatch in my stomach/intestines and break free. I will die happy.

But how young is she

200 year old, so still young

200 yo aliens are hard to lure. I'd kill to be gripping that young and fresh ass. I'd spank it to shine bright red. Maybe it's ass could be like a doomsday device and simultaneously beep while it's glowing red. I would have to thrust myself deep into this bitch to break the bomb rooted inside her private area. Then, and only then, could I save the world. People would cheer for me, and finally I won't regret it.

But this implying every 20 human years is one alien year. Could you clear that up for me?

no and neither is your waifu

h-hi, c-can you extract my semen with one of your orifices and make clones?

I don't take charity.

Yes, and they're being deported.

shop better

False premise. The relevant question would be "Is it a good idea to even entertain the though of aliens, assuming no civilian can make contact with them?"

The real question is: "Why won't they let us know life exists in the universe?". Silly Star Child.

Yes they are but the distances involved and the time frame of their/our civilization's existence mean chances of communication or finding definitive proof of their existence is nil.

it might provide some insight into other forms of aware forms life.
also it is just fun to think about
and I have a fetish

not really a good question
aliens wouldn't have a reason to give a shit about us

We need to send a time-proof time capsules into space. That why aliens could discover it and have all our good shit

Heh. The fact that you think that by "they" you thought I meant "ayylmaos" show you aren't worth even saving. Here. I'll tell you why you were wrong. By "they" I meant the institutions that conditions us from brith. Growing up. Schools. Work. (((masons))) (((illuminati))). Silly, kid.

I knew you were talking about the jews, and I was just trying tell you that an alien race, doesn't have a reason to care about what humans know or not, including the jews

Keep posting your normie porn.

these threads don't come up much, and I milked /xen/ dry
I was hoping by sharing what I have, someone would share what they have

Yeah

There's better shit to spend our highly limited time on.

…Welp, see ya around

Alrighty, see you in the next thread then.

Aliens as in extraterrestrial life form or ayy lmaos with big round heads and black eyes? I guess if you don't mean the latter, then the answer would be yes, the universe is infinite and there's bound to be some place out there where all the conditions for creating earth like life form

I mean, we can arrange something if you like? The next thread's the one about licking that little girl's feet, wanna meet up?

Space isn't even real so the answer is no.

hello good bye