Legit hebe thread

How am I supposed to live with myself?

I've been a hebe all my adult life. I litterally can't get it up to adult women.
My family doesn't know, none of my friends know, besides from noticing I've had girlfriends with girls further and further from my own age.
I'm 27 now and recently started chatting with a cute 14 y/o.
It's nothing serious now, but I want her to be my girlfriend. Thing is, I litterally can't be seen with her anywhere without someone noticing the age difference.
Is this how it's going to be my whole life from now? I can never be allowed to love anyone again?

How are my fellow heebs handling it?

try suicide

Not an option.

why not?

I'm too scared of death to kill myself.

I don't know that feel

become a goatseholic

Dont date that 14 years old, OP. But if you can find a cute 16 year old, you should go for it. I know many couples with 10-11 years aopart from each other.

I would say "MODS!" but you're already here

Yeah, I'm coming to terms with not being able to date her. It's all light teasing for now. But the problem still stands. If I date a girl 10+ years younger than me it's gonna call attention to me. I can't use "she's mature for her age" or "her dinner costs half when we're on dates" anymore.

Actually, no. Hebephiles are much more understandable than pedos.

move to some place where that's normal

Kids can't model for shit. They look tense, have fake smiles and look uncomfortable. Teens actually look like they're trying, or else are legit enjoying themselves and the attention.

i know a girl whose parents started dating when she was 16 and he 29. 40 years later, they are still married.

This is accurate

A relative of mine dated an immigrant who was 30 when she was 15 and they're still happy.
Shit like that don't fly nowdays. Parents smother their children and this new generation of parents are the worst of all. I worked as a substitute gym teacher for grade schoolers a few years back and the parents insisted that I took the fire exit out of the gymnasium instead of walking through the boys locker room after their lesson for fear that I'd watch them showering.

I mean, they were half right, but they couldn't know that.

That is true. Parents today are too sensitive. The good thing is, kids nowadays tend to grow up a lot faster than before. Thay are mentally mature at the age of 13. You dont need to resor to shady tactics to see a 13/14 years old cutie naked. You just have to say "want sum fuk?"

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what do you mean by dating?
you don't have to take her to dinner or movies, just stay in your house, cook together, watch movies, play vidya,….and bang her.

enjoy each other's company while it last, because i can assure you it won't last long, you'll get borred of each other pretty fast.
and soon you'll realize that you have nothing in common and just used each other for sex

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Do you love dancing, do you dance good?

Superman dances good. I dance well.

Screw superman for now, what about adult women, doesn't nice booty make you wet?

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Look at this and tell me you don't feel anything.

gross

FAG

That's another thing I hate. They might have grown up fast, but they haven't grown up "right".

A lot of kids nowdays think adults are the fagots on youtube like Markiplier and Pewdiepie, or whatever they watch.
Cursing, being obscene and just being tiny entitles little shits with an opinion on everything and no sense to go with it.

Wait for other few years and you will be able to pretend that it's your daughter. Or grow a beard or something to look older.

Teen girls don't like guys with beards.

You just described 85% of actual adults.

Shit. I guess you're right.

some do

Or wear shirts instead of t-shirts with comic books heroes. I don't know, just do something.

Go to South America, to a Brazil there if you are a gringo you'll get all the young girls

disgusting, zoophilia is wrong

no such thing as "child" ad "adult"remember that. nothing wrong with liking lolis either exclusively.

Thread needs more pics ad webms

I'm a bit of an ephebe, but I remember how fucking retarded teenagers are and how much is at risk by going after them so fuck that noise.

they're good fuck tho, so much good

Oh I know, I remember, it's temping as fuck, but the cons outweigh the pros.

It's a 50/50 with teens. Doesn't matter if they're virgins or sluts, it's always those odds.
See, laying on the bed like a dead fish might work for a fumbling, greasy spot-ridden classmate who just want a hole to fuck and bragging rights to his friends, but it's not good enough for "having sex".

Girls don't learn to enjoy themselves enough. They expect the man to do all the work and make them feel good, but they are just as responsible for their own pleasure as I am, and they are to mine.

Holy shit I remember one girl who was real excited to have sex with me at a party. She was good at dancing, real outgoing, super athletic, but when I put her on the bed she just lay there. I even had to move up her legs to get in.
Girls like these have no clue.

And still they just lay there. Holy fucking shit it pissed me off more than it should have.

I've never fucked a dead fish before, sounds like a bummer.

Mostly they're just nervous and forget about it, too tense even to give a bro a handie to get him started.
I learned later to add a lot of laughter and teasing before sex. Helps lift the mood and also get them nice and wet.

That's called foreplay, an essential part of any succesful, joyful and relaxing sexual encounter.

Well everyone needs to warm up before they start fucking.

it was never a problem for me partly because i'm dom so i'll tell them what to do no matter what, but mostly because i don't really care about their enjoyment.

i usually start with missionary, ten flip them around doggy and ram them till my balls are empty.

sure there are girls that are more active and some are good, but i prefer having a girl doing what i tell her right then a girl going free style asynchronous and killing my boner.

in the end it really is subjective and has more to do with you and the kind of sex you like.


what cons?

Like I said, teenagers are retards and I don't wanna meet Mr. Hansen.

There is foreplay, and then there is foreplay with a girl who keep fussing with heir hair, keep thinking about "do I look pretty from that angle? I should have shaved my legs. Should I have shaved my pussy? When did I clean it last? Does it smell? Oh no, what if he wants to go down on me! Is this even a good idea? What if he won't fit. What if he won't feel anything. Should we use one or two condoms? Should I say anything or does he have it covered, oh PLEASE have it covered, my parents will kill me if I get pregnant. Should I kiss him, or is that too intimiate? What is this to him? Am I a slut now?" etc.

My point is to distract them from those thoughts and get her body to react without interruptive thoughts.

That's usually the time that I just pin her down and stuff it in her pooper.

you mean Mr. Handsome?
rawr :)

Mammals tend to bolster genetic kin and eliminate the divergent. Intellectual stratification in humans has created irreconcilable modes of thought, expression, and socialization within the same species and society. The needs of the market under capitalism has caused a total triumph of the mediocre to the extent that there is now great pressure upon folks like you to fail in your reproduction.

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Now that's a rare reference.

I want to fuck d.va

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It's old as fuck

< fugging a gook

ishiggydiggy

yes

Exactly that is what I'm afraid of. I'm not swole enough to protect my ass in prison.

You're basically a faggot.

Just call yourself a pedo dude, there's literally no difference, anyone who says otherwise just wants to go into deeper classifcation as an attempt to justify their perversion.

You should commit suicide dude, if your perversion is really too much to handle to the point where you feel forced to talk to 14 year old girls then there isn't much of an option anyways. What do you honestly have to live for?

You sound like you are a little upset with OP

14 girl doesn't look 10

14-16 is the age of consent in most of the civilized world
so if you live anywhere where the aoc is over 16 for anyone outside of some randomly selected age bracket (2-5 years excemption ie 18-21 year olds can fuck 16 but 22 year olds cant fuck anyone under 17 and 23 year olds cant go under 18) you should move

dude, 16 year olds aren't even worth having sex with unless you're also around 16

Agreed. Chicks were dead fishes when I was in high school. Had no idea what they were doing.

You'd be surprised what high schoolers know what to do nowdays.

pretty much this, now they watch porn all day and some of em are into freaky stuff, BDSM, zoo, etc…

My brother is dating a girl 13 years younger. Started courting her when she was like 13, 14 or something. Already have 2 kids. Strong family. Financially stable. She was sort of immature but snapped out of that shit quick and seems more mature than a lot of 30+ year old females I know now.
Mind you, they were both through and through Christians. Him moreso, to the point where he's delivered sermons and shit.

I know a guy who's part of a lesser known christian cult (google two-by-two).
They also do a lot of child marriages (even though they can't be officially married until' 18, they can get married within the church), but they also almost exclusively marry within the church. One of my friends relatives, who was 25, married one of his relatives who was 14. She got preggers at 15 and now they have five kids and they're as happy as members of a cult can be.

It was seriously messed up. I went to the wedding because my friends found it very creepy and wanted someone to be there with him and get drunk with after the ceremony (while everyone else had dinner, they don't drink).
It was fucking surreal. The guy was twice her size (even though she was quite fat) and the ceremony was a lot more grim than what weddings usually are.
Three of their kids had some sort of disability, and one is straight up retarded.

Christian cults. Not even once.

polite chuckle
well, if she's one of his relatives it makes sens

Stop fapping, stop watching porn, and stop fantasizing.
Easier said than done, I know, but it can reset your sexual preferences to something more "normal". I speak from experience.

You'd think someone would have just shot this faggot by now. Fuck him and his drooling retard fanbase.

eww girls

I don't know this feel, but I'm 6 years your junior, so if there's hope for you, there's hope for me.


"Life's hard, it's harder if you're stupid."

Wont she break that little girl's bike though user?

OP, what if you hook up with a great 13yo girl. Imagine she's damn near perfect. In this utopia, no-one cares about your age difference.

What happens when she turns 21?

Are you no longer attracted to her and have to go look for another teenager?

In short, are you doomed to only hook up with girls for a few years at most?

What the fuck is up with these filenames (h) (u) (h) (u)

le experienced girl meme
shutup old hags
you're over 25 and a mother, no one but losers wants you for anything more than bang and quit it

I want to marry d.va

go to >>>/creep/ they've got tons of hebe, faggot

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holy shit

listen OP, girls between 13 and 17 are in their biological prime. they are the most sexually active and the fittest and most fertile they'll ever be. simple biology.

it's completely normal to be attracted to them but you need to understand that it is not in their interest. let them discover sexuality and everything related to it with people their age or slightly older. don't fuck up her life because you don't have self control.

would you be fine with it if your 14 year old daughter was dating a man almost 30 years of age? exactly. think of it that way

tl;dr
its normal to be attracted to them
it's common decency to not act on that attraction

this

okay.
how would a 20yo dick fuck up her life more then a 15yo one?
spooked bullshit, literally muh feels tier

get fucked rostie.

you SHOULD persue virgins, when they are slightly younger or your age. you also SHOULD remain with them as a partner instead of just using them and turning them into used goods.

someone her age can maintain a relationship with her, grow up together and into adults.
hetero couples that bonded when they are young and the girl was a virgin have the best success rate and deliver the best children, on average. it's normal to want to promote this.

common decency yes, untermensch

More d.va where?

because?

1) who says i'm using them ?
2) are you implying that they'll have a meaningful long lasting relationship with boys their age and not just together for sex?

any study to back that up?

"muh feel", okay…

it's the decent thing to do for people their age. it's why it's disgusting when a 60yr old rich guy fucks some 20yr who sees dollar bills.

you have no intention of marrying her and making her a mother and being a good partner or father. that is plenty clear by now, you simply have lust in mind.


I suggest looking into psychology and neurology. asking for "you got research bruh" on a chan is fucking retarded. if you want actual information because you're interested, don't look for it hear.

yeah it's clear what kind of man you are. thats fine

this whole post is a mix of strawmaning and ad hominem attacks.
literally no argument whatsoever.


good job retard, i was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but you failed miserably.

you sound like a tumblrina, i can almost smell your nasty pussy trough my screen

not because "its bad".

I gave a reason. same age relationships that start when the girl is a virgin and they're about the same age give the best chance of happiness and success. so if you have good intentions for these girls you leave them alone. it's normal to be attracted to them, but you should've sticked with one when you were young too. now you outgrew your chance and people will despise you if you hunt underage pussy.

Marriage or lifelong friendship.

I'm a 92-yo going out with a 13-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 13 year old, though. Fuckin' normies. Leave us alone - we're all happy - isn't that all that matters?