Trying New Things

Holla Forums, I have never touched a dating/hentai game in my life, and I need some recommendations for a complete newfag. Preferably something with a bit of story/longevity that will make me feel; not just interactive porn.

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Try Euphoria, Nekopara, Sengoku Rance, and ACE Academy. Although ACE Academy isn't a hentai game, it has dating elements in it and the story is very good, so I felt I had to include it here.

Gross. The rest in the list is pretty good though.

Dmmd. That's the only I've played and it's a fucking 10/10.

inb4 that's fucking gay dude
fuck you

Pure garbage. Don't waste your time with this op. Even if you're bi/gay (which I am bi), don't waste your time with it. The story doesn't make you feel at all. The story is just plain trash.

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You have to agree at least that re:connect was good. I'm more of a character guy and the story doesn't matter as much.

Aoba & Noiz and Aoba & Koujaku endings were pristine as hell

What, is it gay shit?

It was alright.

No.
it's actually really gay shit

Boy do i got a shower for you.

Coming Out On Top. Do Jed's route first for the sex, then do Ian's route. Literally best boy.

I probably deserve it, tbqh. I've been unironically playing Huniepop for the passed nine hours 'straight.

I played hunipop once. All you do is ask girls random bullshit, give them food and drinks, try to remember the bullshit, and if she's impressed, you go on a date where you play candy crush. It's very realistic.

Oh, I guess that's what Candy Crush is. I can see why normalfags find it so addictive.

You are the normalfag

if you like monster girls, monster girl quest. came buckets

HuniePop is pretty nice, definitely torrent the art collection so you can have the CGs for offline use

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yes

What? I only got into these kinds of games because I wanting to simulate talking to girls, but then I got to it and remembered that talking to girls is fucking boring and tedious. My autism demands something more, something technical - and the Candy Crush/Bejewled stuff fills the void.

Fuck off, eh. I regret nothing.

Are any of these recommendations free? I refuse to pay for porn and that trickles down to hentai as well

Just torrent.

The debt creates more wealth quicker than the repayment rates and interest takes it away.

Any trustworthy virus free or minute virus torrenting sites you recommend?

The hero we deserve.

Aren't any. Not one.

So I'm supposed to go into the nether for a game and possibly fuck up my computer in doing so? I think I'll pass

Wait just a minute lance corporal, if you're looking for hentai there's always sukebei.pantsu.cat

Not to jump straight to name-calling, but that's some nigger-tier shortsightedness. The feds reckless faggotry has to be payed off eventually.

It might not be an issue right at this moment, but a few generations down the line are gonna be wishing they could go back in time and kick us in the nuts for what we did to them.

The possibility of getting a virus is what makes it like real dating!

what are you faggots even doing

If you're looking for something comedic there's My Girlfriend is the President.


That's like recommending the Bible in a Christian reading thread.