How can I hang myself from a dresser? I've seen it been done before...

How can I hang myself from a dresser? I've seen it been done before, people hang themselves but they are standing or sitting on the ground. After testing the method, I always am forced to stand up or try to undo the rope/belt because it starts causing me pain.


Any help? How are people able to endure it without forcing themselves to stand up?

jump head first into corner of dresser

find someone who makes you smile and you won't have to

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Unless it knocked me unconscious on the first try, that would hurt very badly.

that's the point
then die by bus running u over when leave hospital

Take some Tylenol and Advil if you have them. Drink until you can't see straight. Tie a slipknot in the rope, put something between the rope and the arteries in your neck, so it's pressing on them.Tie the other end of the rope high enough that it's pulling up and you have to use muscles to keep the pressure off your neck, but you can still hold it a while. Now drink until you pass out.

wew lad


So far the best idea in the thread, I don't currently have alcohol but I'm down to drink a ton of mouthwash - not that it's going to matter long term.