Be alcoholic NEET

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I've already watched that one.

Sound boring TBH, id have just played vida in my room or hung out somewhere else like my other house if my sister had a party. 3DPD always leads to drama and unless one is chill to play vida with i would not give two fucks.

watched what? theres a porn scenario with OPs shit?

boring? dafuq you looking for? a fake story? a shitty larping bullshit? gtfo virgin boy

DEAR PENTHOUSE

I never thought it would happen to me….

Kill yourself normalfag

OP here.
I wouldn't call myself a normie these days. I was a normie from like 2010-2014. Embed related. I'm a schizo on neetbux now. No bully pls. I just want a gf. Story happened like 4 years ago. :(

Once a normalfag always a normalfag

you were probably still in high school or middle school then LMAO

24 y.o. Virgin reporting in.

Your post is going to bother me all night and feature in mu suicidal rumination for the next couple of days.

Fucking normie.

Wow, we are so jealous you got some STDs

Why are you suicidal?
Why would you let shit pussy roasties want you to kill yourself?
Do you really believe you're missing out on anything by being a virgin?
You could literally find a faggot on Grindr RIGHT NOW if you wanted to lose your virginity.
Trust me.
That's an excuse.
See, I see you're stuck. Stuck before a Wizard.
You could be a Wizard. Have powers. Powers over sluts.
But nah, keep crying about "tfw no gf". Silly goy.l

why the fuck would you care what some normalfag chad has to say? Why would you let some one dictate your life when you don't even know them?

LOL. That cat looks like it's in a foxhole. That's a pretty funny picture and I laughed at it a lot, thanks for posting this. I wish I knew how to upvote this picture but I can't even figure out how to make an account yet. I love the meme pictures with cats in them, especially when when it has the captions. Is it ok if I save this? I want to post it on Facebook.com later.

Looks like i broke a shiddit fag. I cant wait for summer to be over.

Is it really necessary to use that word?

…because I'm trapped in a body that doesn't suit my aspirations at all and most of all I just want women to chase me and to try to get me and stuff for that ego boost. Doesn't matter if I actually get with them, I'm just ashamed of being a lanky fit guy with a terrible face, who'll never be desired by anyone. I already have all the things that are supposed to make women attractive to you; except looks. Beauty is all that matters, the myth women don't value beauty is nonsense, they value it even more than men. You can be poor, full of objectionable opinions, no self-esteem, etc. and women flock to you if you're a 10/10 chad. I've never even kissed a girl.

Then go travel to a different country. Where you are now, the girls you meet now are to above you. Find a place where you have control and power to change someones life. Then show that power off. Go to a third world shithole and women will be trying to jump at you. It gets pathetic and you will lose more respect for them but you will get that boost you want.

Go back to reddit

OP here again.
Straight. Talking to my gay homo nigger friend about moving into his 1 bedroom apartment because I want good internet. I'm on satellite now.

nice story op, now its time to write your manifesto and an hero.

you know what user, you should go ahead on that idea to kill yourself now.

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don't forget to get tested

30 seconds after drinking? Jesus i wish I could cum that fast, takes me like half an hour to nut in a bitch after a 6 pack or more

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