Why don't you live in Russia, Holla Forums?

no. it was put to music

Because I already live in a demi-socialist shithole

rUSsia. already in it

bump for pam pam remix

I would actually like to move to Russia! I've met over 100 Russians and they're very likeable people, and few were a Lyle rowdy when drinking though.

Also, the young girls! Is it easy to fuck kids in Russia? It seems all the best cp comes from eastern Europe

I like my quality of life and being less likely of dying from some crazy drunk or freak accident because of poor construction standards because they lack any regulations.

I have about 8 felonies on my record and can't get a visa –__–

I wish i were yanki

There are so many hot russian dota 2 streamers. Finding a girlfriend that plays video games would be cool.

After the Soviets had dumped all their finest men into Afganistan, Russia was left with about 70% women at home. Demographic shifts like that do something to a country. They were left with their least masculine men an plenty of feminine women to pass their genes on to the ladies of the next generation.