Why don't you live in Russia, Holla Forums?

Why don't you live in Russia, Holla Forums?

I don't even have a car.

Cause I'm a burger.

why the fuck is traveling such a big dead to people?
I hate leaving my house.

because i live in Ukraine

Russians are the niggers of non-niggers

This chick is a Russian government shill.

Can someone please repost the pam pam video the user made the other day? it was really well done

Aren't we all?

Cyka Blyat

no. it was put to music

Because I already live in a demi-socialist shithole

rUSsia. already in it

bump for pam pam remix

I would actually like to move to Russia! I've met over 100 Russians and they're very likeable people, and few were a Lyle rowdy when drinking though.

Also, the young girls! Is it easy to fuck kids in Russia? It seems all the best cp comes from eastern Europe

I like my quality of life and being less likely of dying from some crazy drunk or freak accident because of poor construction standards because they lack any regulations.

I have about 8 felonies on my record and can't get a visa –__–

I wish i were yanki

There are so many hot russian dota 2 streamers. Finding a girlfriend that plays video games would be cool.

After the Soviets had dumped all their finest men into Afganistan, Russia was left with about 70% women at home. Demographic shifts like that do something to a country. They were left with their least masculine men an plenty of feminine women to pass their genes on to the ladies of the next generation.

I used to live in russia for 26 years.
Sure, there is a cool talented smart and funny people. But economical and political stuff is pretty bad there. So, you met cool russians outside of russia, because good people tend to leave with any opportunity.
Also, it's really easy to fuck loli (13 yo girls wants to fuck everywhere and in russia they are not so demanding), but society is on pedohysteria rampage right now and consequences will not be so sweet. Most likely you will be killed in prison (russian prisons is really hell shitholes), after tortures by cops. And don't be fool with "she don't tell anyone". Certainty she will blackmail you to get money.

because my grandfathers kicked Russia's ass in WW2

I've heard they're rough prisons over there. I know a woman who spent 11 years in a Russian prison trying to smuggle her daughter to an embassy.

Because in Russia no Internet.

go to a russian chan and talk to them. should tell you why. if you think it's hard to make a living in the west..

lmao
also no guns

eh

aka no guns

Because I live in Norway.

no

I live in Russia and this fucking shithole. Live in this shit so hard. I work as a system administrator, a salary of 500$ per month. I'm all spent on taxes, food and clothes.
95% citizens fucking idiots. And most importantly fucking censorship and propaganda. Recently goverment gave out a law what all VPN which open banned sites will be banned. In Russia fascist Putin regime. Total homophobia, pedohysteria but, drink vodka approved.

Because I live in Poland.

Over the counter pseudoephedrine and corrupt vets that have access to cheap para-flurobenzaldehyde.

Who needs food when you have 4-Mar

That's why the little less degenerate Russians flooded Germany in the 90s when they had the chance.

As someone who enjoys Russian literature, and with knowing Russia was the most literate countries in the world, I hoped this country gets finally wiped off the earth. I cannot bear knowing that this once great country is in a completely economical, political and educational ruin.

Russia is poor

Because communism

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At one point I was making only $12/hour as part-time Linux sysadmin in USA. Most of it went to rent, insurance, gas, food. Not much left for anything else. I got better pay after changing jobs, but it was hard to start out. Without experience nobody would hire me.
Europe wages are pretty shit overall too, unless you're an engineer or lawyer or something. And it's going to get worse because of immigration.

I would love to help Pam Pam with her baking.

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You want to put your raw thing into her hot oven? Want to knead her dough? Want to stuff her pie?