AMA about my bike tour

Hi Holla Forums.

So for some reason my thread didn't go through, but that's okay.

I am a German of the pale variety who did a 4 hour bike tour. I just powerslept for one and a half hours.

Anyway, so AMA about my bike tour. :)

No one?

Where was this bike tour? Oh yeah, and click do not bump if you want more people to notice this, ok? it's under show post options and limits

Essen


are you trying to trick me again, dolan?

did you have fun?

yeah, I had a pretty sweet runner's high

the only thing that sucked were 2 things

I went down a little hill, followed a forest path, then up a graveyard, which ulimatively made me loop back to where I started.
That made me lose some spirit.

Also the last 2 kilometers going back home was a chore, because my legs were really sore
after 4 hours of this and a lot of that was uphill. And I couldn't really enjoy driving downhill, because the streets were full of people sitting outside and enjoying their friday evening at some restaurant, so I had to stop a lot.

cool. did you stop to eat or drink something? what was it and how was it? did you see anything or anyone interesting? tell me, i'm curious

Thanks for giving me an excuse to write up more detail. I didn't want to start a thread with a super long post and then have it die, because no one wants to read it all.

So yesterday I was really eating a lot. Probably 2 times of what I normally eat. I can actually exactly tell you what I ate, if you are curious about that. I have it written down.
So yeah, I just had a relatively small meal before starting my tour. Risoto if that tells you anything. Rice with minced meat, paprika and peas. Didn't need or wanted to bring any food with me.
But the last kilometer of my trip was me driving through a street that was full of people eating. I could smell the fat on their food, in particular french fries which really made me hungry.

There are few funny encounters I had.
There was a manlet skinhead with his gf/wife and daugther. They were coming at me through a very narrow passage way, so I let them pass.
I was looking at him and he definetly lowered his gaze to either look at my cool bike or my crotch. lol, I don't know what the hell that was

Glad he didn't give me a smile or wink after wards.

Then I was going through the area that me and my classmates, even back in 2010 called "New Caliphate".
Did you ever ride a bike and get kinda nervous about people or cars crashing into you from the side and there is practically no way for you to see them?

Well that little turkish kid almost ran into my bike. (sorry Holla Forums if you wanted me crash into him intentionally)

The last encounter I am going to tell you about was some brown tanned German (no, not the naturally brown kind, he really was just tanned) who striked up a short conversation with me completly randomely and complimented my cool bike. That doesn't happen that often to me.

And other than a group of young Turks I passed when I was like 14 years old who wanted to pressure me into "lending them my bike for a second", he didn't do that.

So that's all, stopping here before this post becomes too big.

kek
all the fucking time. hated bicycles from being a little scared shit and my crotch started to hurt.
you know the worst part of it? i was in a similar situation a while ago. got pretty fucking mad, but couldn't throw a fit, because i'm on a bicycle mad cyclists are the funniest shit to look at
you dodged a bullet there. how nice is your bike? it has to be pretty awesome to garner the attention of two gay dudes.

what did you think of turks not being on your bike tour?

gotta be careful about keeping the babymakers, safe

I wasn't really mad though, because he was really little and it would have ended badly for him, not for me.
But I had a few crashes in my time.

It's pretty nice. It was a gift from my dad so I don't know how expensive it was. It has shock absorbers on both wheels … if that means anything.


I don't really know what you are asking me about, but there were lots of Turks. The North of my city is notorious for being full of them.

Now that I think about it, the nice restaurants in my part of town and the kebab shops who were plastered all over some street I was driving through really contrast each other strongly.

In that case, what do you think about Turks in Germany over all? What do you think about Boxxy? What do you think about Cracky? What are your beliefs on national socialism? What do you think tomorrow will be like?

It was a big mistake to give up our ethnic homogeneity. It's not like we are on full employment now, so all those extra low-wage workers really didn't do us a whole lot of good.
The USA actually pressured us into giving them citizenship, because "muh strategic alliance with Anatolia" and it happened under the Social Democrats.

The only realistic choice to fix the situation is to get rid of 90% of the welfare state, preferably all of it. Nationalism couldn't even do much, even if it wanted to.
What are you going to do? Rescind the citizenship of the Turks? That is completly unimagineable.

literally just a cute emo grill, nothing more

I actually don't know much about her. Used to mistake her for shoeonhead.

no idea who that is

just googled her, she got that "tumblr nose" going on lol


I could talk about that a lot. Let's just say it's better than Communism, was only portrayed as "super mega evil" because they lost the war. Lots of politicans, including Kennedy were actually fans of Hitler, which is a weird parallel to how a lot of Politicans today are fans of Communist Dictators like Castro. We might even see Che Guevara shirts replaced with Hitler, if history might have gone differently.

But anyway. Some Nationalism especially in the current times is as I see it the best way to preserve our freedoms, because third-world immigrants together with a welfare state can't be trusted to preserve them in a society. But full on 100% National Socialism would suck.

Probably not going on another bike tour. Maybe some home workout? Probably not going to do all that much. That's what you wanted to hear, right? ;)

I was hoping to hear that you are a natsoc german and a boxxyfan. I guess you should go on Holla Forums more often. You have the right heart, just not quite right about saving your own people yet. Also I hoped yo'd watch old memes more often too. What do you think about the day after tomorrow? Since when do you browse imageboards? And don't say a date prior to 2013 because obviously that is not the case.

I used to call myself a fascist libertarian. :)

can you give me a reason as to why one should be a boxxyfan?

I just don't see the point really. I never understood being a fan of porn actresses either. I mean you just jerk off and be done with it. Why would you spend time and memorize/follow a pron actor's line of work outside your immideate need to fap?

haven't watched it in a long time

average disaster movie, nothing too special really


I really only started browsing in like 2013-2014? Used to only go on /vg/ for the /gsg/ threads. Over time I visited other boards. I was active on Holla Forums, but took a break after like the third or fourth republican debate. I easily get bored and the election memes were tiring after a while.

I can't explain to you why you should be a boxxyfan. It would be the same as your grandfather telling you war stories. It's something you'd neither understand nor want to hear, because you are on imageboards since shitty era of 2013-2014. It's something beyond your understanding until one day you "get it". Back in the day boxxy gave anons hope that really nice girls do really exist and they do like things they like, like anime, and it really takes one to "get it" in order to understand the whole boxxy phenomenon. It's a platonic love for someone you've never met and yet that someone kind of cares about you and this is what brings light to your pathetic life. Since you are a newfag on imageboards, I don't know if you'd ever get boxxy or cracky, but one day something else might happen and you'd get it then probably.

And for the day after tomorrow I meant the actual day after tomorrow, not the movie. Movie sucks dick in its mediocrity. Do you like zombie movies?

I'll probably never get it. It's just not my personality. And you'd have to be there when it happened.

I like the concept, but the actual movies always end up disappointing me in one way or the other. The one that pleasently surprised me was The Battery.

I think it stems from the fact that I want to see "Robinson Crusoe who just happens to exist in a Universe where a Zombie Apocalypse is underway" type movies. I want them to focus on survival. I dislike it when they make some survivors assholes just to have some ingroup drama or act like stupid idiots also to have an excuse to show them getting fucked by Zombies.

But some of them I do like of course. Sort of a guilty pleasure for me. I like horror movies in general.

Pretty much the same as tomorrow.

You sound like a pretty cool guy as much of a namefag as you are. I hope niggers rape you only a little, germanfag.

I hope a thicc niggress rapes my dick, if you know what I mean.

I saw one during my bike tour and I intentionally stared at her tits while I passed her by.

Anyway going to sleep now. Bye Anons.

If this thread is still alive when I wake up, I'll answer more questions.

I am back.

I really enjoyed sleeping. Very invigorating and completly dreamless.

Also my legs aren't sore anymore. I took a magnesium pill, I wonder how differently they would feel like if I didn't do that.

webas, what bike do you have btw? brand?

welcome back. how often do you go cycling? and how much do you cover? are you a fatass getting /fit/ or just exercising?

How do you respond to the recent allegations of your use of performance enhancing drugs?
Whats it like having a fake testicle?

Is today up to your last night's expectations? Is tomorrow still as you thought it would be? Can you stand on one arm and if not, why not?

Bulls Sharptail, a hybrid


nope, not fat, although I am not as lean as I want to be

190cms/83kg

I used to go cycling often as a teenager. Less so now, but I am trying to get back into it. In particular for cardio too.

pic related is my body atm, try not to fap to it all at once, faggot


Unfortunetly the goverment only subsidizes and legally allows girls to take Test which makes them ugly and infertile and I identify and was born as a male, so … :(


Well I went to bed pretty late (or early) yesterday (actually today), so I slept a ton.
I really didn't do much today, besides sleeping, eating and doing comfy things at my comfy desk.

I can do that if you hold my feet.

4 hours is not a tour. What you did was an afternoon ride. Try 2 weeks then you can call it a tour

4 hours is nothing. Attention whoreing nigger I've done 100k in one day. I've browsed half /n/ since 2005. Fuck you anyone can ride a bike for 4 hours my 8 year old son has done longer then that.

you gotta go fast tho, kiddo

maybe you should do an AMA yourself, 100k bikefag

Because I'm not an attention whore

wew, user.

have you considered doing an AMA about not being an attention whore?

Fatasses never learn.

Fuck you, user. I was riding 4 hours with basically no real pause.
I was hungry. The air was full of the delicious scent of food. And it was a continual steady incline.

You can suck my fat cock and I already posted a pic proving I am not fat.

Why are you wasting your time biking when you should be gassing Jews?

We already did. They are only like 200,000 Jews left in Germany.

i used to run as a teen. man, it shook off a lot of angst. i do sports every now and then nowadays. mainly volleyball and swimming. picture was unnecessary

I think you did not do good enough of a job. Please correct your work, Klaus. I mean, Germans *are* supposed to be thorough, aren't they?

Sure, just sign this annexation contract of the USA to Germany and we'll be right on it.

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD THREAD.
THERE WILL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST. WON'T YOU SAGE NO MORE!

*Supernatural Compilation begins*

Have you ever done bike tricks in any gas chambers?

You moron how can he do gas tricks with thousands of dead kikes on the floor. He'd trip unless he can drive on walls and ceiling.

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Nope. I once visited Auschwitz though.

How many jews did you gas in there? Did you turn them into lampshades?

I overslept and arrived 70 years too late for that.

(also any other questions besides Jews or Gas chambers? Anyone?)

What ethnicity, other than the jews, and by what means, other than gas chambers, would you genocide?

People with an IQ of below 120 by Sterilization and doing our best to transform them into cute traps by pumping them full of estrogen

What if they turn into ugly traps, instead? Any believable traps are very feminine to begin with or have been taking hormones since before/early puberty. How old are you and what are you studying?

Good point. So the ones that don't make good traps can just go on like they are. And contribute to the economy.

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