Holla Forums I am shaking and my head is spinning!

Holla Forums I am shaking and my head is spinning!

I found an old USB drive I had lost with 442 bitcoins from the early days of bitcoin when I was a hobby but gave up due to boredom.

I'm going to invest this and live off interest. What else should I invest in particular?

Also I would like to help out a few of my Holla Forums tards. Because you kept me entertained during some dark times. But no coins for NEETS, I at least fought my entire life.

So post your wallet addresses and a picture of your tits or cock with a timestamp and I'll help you out.

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4chan repost. Just saw this on 4/b/

I don't believe you at all.

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how do i use buttcoins?
i was under the impression that you could get a wallet on multiple sites, does it matter? im paranoid and was thinking theyre scam sites or something.
i want to use buttcoins to buy medicine.
where do i buy medicine?
how do i cash out buttcoins? without paying taxes?

stocks are pretty gud

I know its cliche but. When you're here you're there's no reason to go back

English faggot

Why would you?
You're a goon just like OP
Probably from endchan or some other fag site that tries to raid us whenever ya'll get banned and find a safespace

OP I'm glad for you, I hope you use your new found riches for good even if you are a faggot. I'm not here to whore myself for money so give any you would to me to a charity. God bless you OP and have a wonderful life. Don't let the money corrupt you like so many others.

Is this secure

Or this?

this 1

Basic

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nice email

On the off chance that this is real, congratulations, OP. It sounds like you're the type that can really put this luck to good use. God bless you.

I'm not gonna post my dick because it goes against my morals, and I do construction, so no NEET tendencies here. If you REALLY feel like handing out money, here's my address. If I can think of something valuable to contribute other than my dick, I'll post it in this thread later.

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This site is secure

I don't even know what you're trying to say. Like he can steal money from my wallet with just the address? Good luck with that.

What hhe's trying to say is: cy cijdv kxfbd xbdjgd;tg, obviously!

Here OP, for the rebirth of Holla Forums! (Holla Forums was always shit)
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Invest a part of it in Ethereum, it's bound to explode sooner or later. Invest the other part in solid stocks. Live a simple life, consumerism is for fools.

5% on LTC
10% XMR
but wait for dip
dont buy ETH it will be dipping for next few months or years
and hold BTC thats a good investition
check this it alerts you of current pumping shit coins https:[email protected]/* */
cryptoping.tech
but be careful buy only shitcoins that buy volume increased above 500%
and when you see people still buying on the exchange buy history
tip me some satoshis ;)
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ps picrel Ive fucked for 0.02BTC

Sell your bitcoins within the next few months. Bitcoin will drop big time.

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I would put some of that into shares of Dash coin masternodes. Live off the interest 12%. 12AVQnA9K3kWqQ1JxYmo1DPk2zpqk1hugy Move to a different country if in US the regulators are moving on new laws quick.Diversify your funds in different accounts in different countries.Travel and pursue your dreams.

Also if you send me BTC i will send post tits.

congrats, man. I spent all mine back in the day and regret it all the time. Welcome to the good life.

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You posted this on 4chan.

You should have spent it on a new dick tbh

but do you pinky swear you're telling truth op?
it would really hurt my feelings to be used :(

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if it strikes your fancy, op, i'd appreciate some cash
sorry no dick pic, webcam broke

still in school so not rolling in dough yet

as far as what to invest in, you can never go wrong with funds
Sell off bitcoins and put all your money in vangaurd funds, they're the best

btc is too risky for long term live off interest investing

OP here

my private key:

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hit me up, op

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Please help a wage slave that is getting his power shut off in a week out.

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