GUY OPENS ANCIENT TOMB UNLEASHING A TERRIBLE MAGIC CURSE THAT BEGINS AN ENDLESSLY REGENERATING FLOOD OF SUPER POWERFUL MONSTERS FROM HELL
TO FIGHT THEM HE DONS A MAGICAL HELMET HE FINDS IN THE TOMB BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT BECOMES FUSED TO HIM AND DOUBLE UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY WAY TO REFRESH ITS POWER CRYSTALS IS TO EAT ONE CHILD A WEEK OR HE WILL LOSE HIS POWERS AND THEN DIE
AFTER SAVING HIS TOWN FROM MONSTERS HE EXACTS A TERRIBLE UTILITARIAN TOLL SENDING SOCIETY INTO MORAL DISARRAY
ONE DAY A GUY APPEARS WHO IS ALSO WEARING A MAGICAL HELM BUT THIS ONE CAN BE REFRESHED BY EATING PUPPIES INSTEAD OF CHILDREN
HE BECOMES THE NEW SUPERHERO AND KID CRUNCHER IS SHUNNED
HOWEVER PUPPY MUNCHER IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH AND HE IS NEARLY DEFEATED BY A MONSTER UNTIL CHILD EATER INTERVENES
NOW THERE IS A CHOICE BETWEEN MORE SECURITY WITH CHILDREN BEING EATEN AND LESS SECURITY WITH PUPPIES BEING EATEN
A CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN PUPPY EATER AND CHILD EATER POLITICAL FACTIONS
LATER ORDER IS RESTORED WHEN A THIRD HERO APPEARS WHO CAN SUSTAIN HIS POWERS BY EATING THE FLESH OF OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE RECENTLY DIED
THE PEOPLE REJOICE AS THEY FINALLY HAVE A SAVIOR WHO CAN SUSTAIN HIMSELF IN A MORALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY
GRANNIBAL IS ALSO EXTREMELY POWERFUL
JEALOUS OF BEING SHUT OUT OF THE MONSTER KILLING BUSINESS THE FORMER ENEMIES KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER JOIN FORCES
COMBINING THEIR POWERS THEY DEFEAT GRANNIBAL SEEMINGLY KILLING HIM
KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER AGREE TO COMPETE PEACEFULLY THROUGH DEMOCRACY
UNFORTUNATELY TALKS BREAK DOWN AND SOCIETY DEVOLVES INTO A NEW CIVIL WAR
THIS CAUSES THE FORMATION OF TWO RIVAL WORLD POWERS
EVENTUALLY ENDING IN WORLD WAR THREE
IT TURNS OUT THAT GRANNIBAL IS NOT DEAD AND HE FIGHTS BACK AGAINST KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER BECOMING THE HERO OF THE WASTELAND
KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER JOIN FORCES AGAIN BUT ARE DEFEATED TIME AFTER TIME
EVENTUALLY KID CRUNCHER DECIDES TO KILL PUPPY MUNCHER
HE THEN EATS HIS CORPSE BECOMING INCREDIBLY POWERFUL
GRANNIBAL IS OUTMACHED AND DECIDES TO EAT THE BODIES OF MONSTERS (IN SPITE OF THE DISGUSTING TASTE) TO GAIN A BOOST IN POWER ALLOWING HIM TO FIGHT KID CRUNCHER
AFTER A TITANIC BATTLE GRANNIBAL TRIUMPHS KILLING KID CRUNCHER
GRANNIBAL THEN EATS THE BODY OF HIS FALLEN FOE TRANSFORMING INTO A GOD-LIKE BEING AND BEGINNING THE COLLAPSE OF THE UNIVERSE
TRYING TO HOLD BACK THE COLLAPSE AROUND HIM GRANNIBAL CONCENTRATES HIS POWER AND CRIES OUT
LET THERE BE LIGHT
THE UNIVERSE ENDS IN A COLLOSAL EXPLOSION WIPING OUT EVERYTHING AND BEGINNING A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE
OUR UNIVERSE
THIS IS THE TRUE ORIGIN STORY
