Pirates of the Caribbean V

Is it just me, or does this look kind of…fun?

What's happening to me, Holla Forums? I don't even like POTC, yet I wanna see this.

Nobody uses the f-word here. Disney marketing detected.

Trying too hard to fit in, reddit.


Also, movie looks like generic shit. Depp isn't even trying anymore.

Your transformation has been complete
>>>/reddit/

It's ok, (((Disney))) has ILM to make a 3D scan of his face.

I always liked POTC, but I guess it's cool to hate it.

Quads predict the future.

Nice quads. I have a hard time taking young Capt. Sparrow seriously. I remember there was some prequel novels explaining his younger life.

why do they keep doing this?

it's looks awful every fucking time.

i really liked the original trilogy

Can you blame the guy? He almost got justed by a lesbian.

It looks like King Kong Fuck Island levels of shit you fucking idiot

This is somehow a problem?

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That's not true
CG arnie was the only good part of that last shitty terminator movie

you couldn't resist the allure of disney shekels. this trailer looks like shit even when compared to all the other shitty trailers that have come out recently

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The only time it wasn't bad was civil war tbh

Why wouldn't it be fun? The overarching story of the first three was garbage, so they dropped it and focus on individual pirate adventures. That's why 4 was pretty nice and I expect the same here.

My dick has spoken, and he says "MOAR"

That is because this is an exact copy of the first one, which was fun to watch. They've ran out of ideas years ago, now they are recycling from previous installments

Yeah, it's a mouse movie.
Chocled full of some degenerated propaganda like usual.

what did she mean by this

shes ugly

Wow youre a pleb who likes shitflicks huh?

Hmmmmm

Hey remember when Orlando Bloom was one of the sexiest guys on the planet?

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Wow you're a snob who dislikes fun huh?