Be me

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You found out your dad isn't a faggot, nice.

This is how you make a grown man cry. But good on your dad. I'm glad older folks are moving into the new right as well. We need as many as we can get.

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I do all of those things, but I also browse Holla Forums and am subscribed to Pierre Tru Dank and Xexizy.

Maybe your dad is just an eclectic alt-centrist who wants to keep an eye on extremists?

Jesus Christ dude

who got the political compass alt-centrist?

Your dad must be heartbroken that you turned out to be a faggot. As alt-right, continuing a lineage is very important to him and he must know that you'll never breed. Dude sacrificed for 19 years to get you to where you can just throw everything he did away.

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Checked.