Brit/pol/ #1141: Comfy Evening Edition

I hate niggers.

I wouldn't mess with Korean gamers. Isn't Brood War like a religion over there.

Does she carry him around on a litter?

about the training vid in the other thread
can i have a link to the original

I SECOND THIS

Call the cops, lad

lmao

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

You shouldn't hate them tbh lad. When we owned Africa and made it clear whites were the ruling class they behaved and were pretty useful soldiers and subjects. And they got a higher standard of living themselves. And we could exploit all of their natural resources. Win win.

The Wrath Of The Awakened

It was not part of our blood or culture
It only came to us of late
There was no sign of it at first
When the Briton began to hate.

It was not preached to a crowd
It was outlawed by the state
So no man spoke a word aloud
When the Briton began to hate.

Through many years of tolerance
And opening the gate
Did we offer all the world
A share of this land great.

We were not easily moved to judge
Friendly, willing to wait
Til every count was fairly proved
Ere the Briton began to hate.

They slowly showed us their true face
Their numbers grew at shocking pace
Our race was nigh to be replaced
Ere the Briton began to hate.

They shamed us for intolerance
Demanded respect for barbaric faith
Even got into our politics
Ere the Briton began to hate.

The final straw was Rotherham
No justice for foreign rape
Our young women food for wolves
That the Briton began to hate.

No word was said in Westminster
No serious debate
And so it became clear to us
The enemy controls the gate.

Our voices are even and low
Our eyes are level and straight
Still there is no sign or show
That the Briton begins to hate.

We number more than legion
Though hidden in plain sight
Our power level is revealed
By the rise of the unstoppable right.

For ours is the cause of family men
Who will protect and hold their own
Who will deliver traitors
The whirlwind they have sown.

This hate was not suddenly bred
And it will not swiftly abate
The lion starts to stand up
The hour now grows late.

Through all the long chilled years ahead
Time shall be counted from the date
That Europe's children did awake
And the Briton began to hate.

The right awakes in Europe's nations
The people realise that it's true
We rise in Trump, Le Pen and Farage

And now we rise in you.

-OC adapted from "The wrath of the awakened Saxon" by Rudyard Kipling

SMELLY DUMB NIGGER SCUM

Well, I still like it.

I saved it from webm thread, lad.
Don't know the source.

;w;

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3741720/We-really-happy-people-supported-Pair-film-Muslim-abused-praying-street-thrilled-public-s-reaction.html

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/medipen-the-nhs-are-testing-a-cannabis-product-vaporiser-for-the-first-time-a7191511.html

INNA ME LUNGS AN AIR DAT KILLS

Fuck this country

fuck off to >>>/barbosa/ or >>>/politics/ with this shite noone cares

These are always bullshit.

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Respect Sharia,lad

Are you a Yank?

top kek, I wondered where that meme came from. can't zimzam the Zimmerman tbh lads.

they would deserve it for christian terrorism like the crusades, IRA, timothy mcveigh, breivik…

Why do doctors want to change the publics perception of cannabis?

Oh wait, money.

No I live in Scotland

I'm not Alberto that faggot

rasheed

well you blogpost like him so fuck off

Why speak like a Yank you Jock twat?

Pretty sure in Scotland it's called high school, lad

No, we call it secondary school up here.

There's quite a few secondary school's called "high schools" here.

I'll be dead in my grave before I consider a muslim British let alone sharia the law of the land.

They are invaders and they have to go home.

Although too be fair, i did go to a school that had high in its title, even though it was secondary.

Nice work a few of the rhymes are a bit dodgy though

FAGGOT NIGGER

SA I know you're a bender but I never took you for a bugchaser.

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DON'T INSULT US LAD
YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN UNLEASH

ACH NOO MUH BENNIES AND MUH IYAN BRUUU

They're literally called high schools.

i want to cum deep inside saksaks taig cunt

>>>/barbosa/
>>>/politics/
>>>/gaschamber/

why? she is a chubby munter

Stop with the Yank love lad.

Who?

I don't think he said that, m8

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Thanks, I guess you have to read it with the right rhythm.

If you were reading it aloud it would seem to rhyme, look at all the rap/poetry lyrics that almost (but don't technically) rhyme but they work.

Worth spreading though?

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Fuck off bender.

Forgot you were from the neghole tbh.

Great thread lads. 10/10

America is a cancer.

Provide some discussion then, cunt.

Literally who

this

WEW LAD

CONTRIBUTE THEN YOU BENDER

tfw no taig gf

Okay lads, how do you feel about Theresa May. Cunt or Cunt?

Ok trips, if you guys are bored rate/share/improve my OC please

Cunt

You idiots do realise that like "soccer", the term "high school" originated in Britain (in this case Scotland) right?

Sharia May*

It's a good effort lad, but its about off with the rhymes

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twitter.com/bindelj/status/765209117837451264

We all know why, fucking munter.

based dorset

went to a cider festival last month

theres no drink like scrumpy tbh

But who's going to put the men in prison? Women?

Does she believe that females who have sex with men are "gender traitors" too? The leader of Sweden's feminist party thinks so. wew

So women are supposed to fuck women in her world view?

Is radical lesbian separatism a new concept for you fam?

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Didn't some of the earlier big feminists suggest men are animals and should be put in cages and only used for their sperm?

Soccer did but I never said anything about Soccer.

So where's your proof High School originated here?

Lad, I've made it for an entire week now. I'm afraid a new rare fresh Ginnie pic is going to make me cum spontaneously.

twitter.com/SuchandrikaC/status/765257998981799936

Anyone want to join me in making a nonsense business? People will lap it up.

Yes actually, the minute I hear "lesbian" or "feminism" it's like tinnitus, all I hear is a high pitched REEEEEEEEEE and then I black out for some reason.

Probably mate, I don't pay much attention to them spitting their dummies out.

which one of you was this metro.co.uk/2016/08/14/a-guy-proposed-to-his-girlfriend-while-dressed-as-a-nazi-6066342/

youtu.be/4ZakFSmGgxY?t=43m21s

Kek

Not in NA lad.

got a gf, so goes without saying

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Probably someone who fell for the civic meme.

Anyone have a webm of him when he says "kill yourself, just do it"?

REEEEEEEEEE

These fucks are trying to D&C two halves of the same species who need each other for survival and love, fuck feminists man. Story from maybe 6 months ago:

It makes me so fucking mad at feminists pushing this divisive bullshit. Teaching women that all men are dangerous is retarded, what do they see in their mad worldview this resulting in? It's insanity. I prayed that night that she would be delivered, even went back out to look for her, to no avail unfortunately.

well yes, but in real life we should protect women anyway, especially the young ones. It's not her fault she's been PSY-opped into oblivion.

civic nazi

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He must be in NA
looks very aryan tbf

that doesnt look like a nazi uniform to me

BASED YANKS

Shame he had to watch the reenactment of her getting raped by Soviet servicemen shortly after.

I can the sperginess inside him.

Oh well, hope they're both happy.

Why does she look like a paki

I agree, lad. I've never met these kind of people in real life though tbh. Then again I am a fat dumb NEET who spends most of my time inside tbh.

latina qt I think

That and the fact there's more chance of bringing everyone else down to the same level of psychopathy as the Yids themselves.

Where do you live to avoid such evils?

Do you just stay in the house?

Thanks, based lad

Yes. And go on walks. and go to the gym.

Am I British yet

You did good though, lad.

what the fuck is that supposed to be

Are you lost m8?

How do I become a vampire hunter or something cool like that?

A darn sight better than what QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH whipped up.

Victoria sponge

Nice attention to detail cunt

Looks allright

It looks like a burger smothered in mayonnaise.

The modern workplace is shite and soul destroying. There is no avoiding it by descending into flights of fancy.

Go out then

They're just stupid. They grew up in that culture and to them it's fun/cool to nearly die of alcohol poisoning every weekend.

(source, some female friends of mine)

We enlightened have to help not by shunning them but by befriending/pulling them and slowly teaching them. I did that with my gf, and she's great. Authority and confidence will trump their social conditioning over time.

If we shun people for degeneracy we'd have no women left to chase after.

The Royal High School in Edinburgh was the first recorded use of the term highschool

Just start killing Romanians and sell their scrap lad.

It's a shit camera

JUST GIVE ME A JOB PUSHING TROLLEYS AROUND ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get a job on a farm, lad.

What do you do on a farm, lad?

You farm, lad.

tfw i just want to destroy evil but im not good

It's hard work, not for pussies

Shut up Gordon

Lead by example tbh lad

You can lug stuff about as a farm hand, a bit harder than pushing trollies about but you get to be on a farm instead of a car park.

meant for

I thought so. I want to push trolleys because it sounds easy tbh.

Gordon didn't want that job, lad. I do.

That doesn't really explain much, lad.

>tfw no wife

Get a weird hobby like he has.

You fucking idiot we invented the term "high school" faggot

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I know lad I'm messing.

Get a job in a Union, you'll do literally fuck all and get paid for it.

Probably should get one, not really sure what though.
I do know a girl who does medieval re-enactments but she's hideous tbqh

Eat shit you fucking screamer

Beggars can't be choosers, lad.

LARPing as a woman from medieval times down to her face, dedication tbh

Based Woes, MGTOWs are beta faggots

Just admit you got caught out for being a fucking retard.

How embarrassing

post pics. is she single? how old? where about?

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I'm a decent looking lad, I can do better tbh

pic related

Sorry lad, I think she has a bf, he's a bit of an autist tbqh

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Specifically what kind of job, lad?

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Probably "representitive"

All you do is pester companies.

Check my ID

I made the original frogpost you dumb fucking cunt.

archive.is/1aNzs

I'd guess you have to have some prior experience first though

How do I get one of those, lad?

Is Limmy a NEET nowadays tbh?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

where about? is he a Big Guy
i could beat up an austist and steal his gf. give me more

Working for a living is horrible. Its just one horrible day of work after another.

I know, lad. But you have to work eventually.

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Not really lad, hes just always played games. He's doing a live show right now though. Played wtih him in GTA 5 online when it came out and i was on a server in CSS with him last month. He likes to interact with fans, hes a good guy.

but goy! you can go out on a friday night and enjoy what life is really all about! :^)

Working for yourself is less painful, got any skills or ideas you can put into motion?

Get a trip so we can permanently filter you

Grasping at straws: the post

Then do something about it.

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I see.

I thought he might have become a NEET after the BBC canceled his show.

Is he married?

What the fuck are you on about? I've said nothing of the sort

He has a son and regularly posts pictures with the mother, I'm assuming they're married.

Is this satire.

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I don't think it's satirical, but I believe that that particular line is sarcastic.

lads

whats a popular game that you can mod?

R e a l l i f e

Good.

He needs to have two more weans though tbh.

Mount and Blade

Insurgency

b

skyrim

We need to get a game night going for that, last time i tried we just did nothing.

I hear Fallout 4 is a swell game to mod, Anonymous.

Is our group even active?

He does need more bairns tbh.
twitter.com/Lynn_McGoo
His bird is hot tbh lad.

Fallout 4

There's loads of members but i tried to start a CIV 5 game, which nearly everyone has and i got one reply. I'll try something just now.

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Oblivion was always my favourite game to mod.

superpackden.mastertopforum.net/index.php
Just use that mod pack for the best ones and save yourself the hours of searching, downloading and tweaking it.

Nice grey eyes tbh.

Why lad.

Is it worth getting? I've been playing the new Hitman all weekend.

idk
people just didn't like me that much ;w;

It was 80p in the steam summer sale, its a good game, bit of a time sink really. Saw that you little pleb, heard it was a shite game.

Whatever happened to Holla Forums craft?

Minecraft is the only vidya I play

lads

I bet u wer bein a fag lel

Must've missed it.
It's fun and also a decent follow-up to Blood Money

no
but i'm not very gud tbh

YOU JOIN BACK RIGHT NOW LAD
RIGHT NOW

Thanks lads.
I got bummed out at No Mans Sky being random generated worlds, with people essential spending a thousand hours of playtime with nothing to show for it but getting older.

My PhD finishes next month so I have free time. I might try to make a mod where you have to go through greek philosphy to win or something else that makes the world a slightly less horrible place.

why?

No idea, though I never had any interest in it to begin with.

who fkn cares it's just procrastination, being good at it isn't a medal.

Oh dear lad.
twitter.com/Britbongreturns/status/765190830894317568

every time i go twatter

Minecraft would be pretty comfy, but i doubt theres more than 4 of us who would play tbh.

i really didnt

Good lad, reading twatter and seeing the cucks on leddit trying to justify the game was a gr8 laff

How can anyone even compete, lads?

I love her

Do you lads think Trump is gonna lose?

He's polling like shit lately

>Inb4 D&C

It could be another Brexit polling situation but I dunno he's getting pretty fucked over right now

I love her too, but we need new pics. She should post a new one each week.

Fuck off

The best one I've heard is that I was bullied in highschool by black kids, that's why I don't like niggers.

I swear these are just projections.

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Lad the polls had remain as a sure thing, don't trust them.

I'd like something of substance to actually happen eventually, but I don't think that's how Armenian politics works.

rancid

two things

Trump has been quiet as a monk this month
he's pacing himself

7/10 would bang would not wife

wtf is wrong with you people, you need to stop fapping go out and interact with real women

Nah Trump will win, how do you even accurately poll in America without huge as fuck samples?

I haven't fapped for a week, lad. Why wouldn't you wife her, lad? Somebody has to.

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lads, women cyclists are pretty cute when they have hair

notice how immediately after he overtook Hillary he dove.

I guess the record got corrected :^)

Fucking hell lads I just realised that is Trump wins we get lefty salt BUT if he loses we literally will shit on Holla Forums yanks till the end of time

They're 60% white and constantly go on and on about how much better and more rightwing they are then us

We win either way tbh

OOPS, problems with the polling methods, ahh that's better

I might if I got to know her, my point is obsessing over women on the internet who you'll never meet is retarded

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Remember when the republicans cheated to take Florida in the 2000 elections?
classic bantz

there's probably a lot of secret trump voters, the constant media narrative that 'trump's gone too far' has probably put some fence sitters off, i'm noticing a lot of 'they're as bad as each other' in the comment sections on websites.

top lel.

Anyway, Trump is nothing but a meme candidate and slippery as fuck, he is just riding the anti-establishment hysteria with no intention of carrying out the radical policies the dying Country needs.

No, I was 7 then. Also, I'm English

Doesn't feel like a win tbh

pleb

FUCKING FOREIGNERS RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REMINDER THAT YANKS VOTE ON FUCKING COMPUTERS

what film

You should get in contact with her, lad.

Is it wrong to want to murder your father?
If he is the root of your autism and depression, and emotionally abused and gaslighted you as a child. and is also an insufferable bully and liberal moron(who quotes radio 4 and facebook black lives quotes and has verbal diarrohea), also chews like a camel and screams when he shits, is it wrong??
Tfw mummy told me she wanted to divorce him when we were younger.

Why? I has gf

Christiane F.

East-German film about the heroin plague featuring a soundtrack by David Bowie. It's supposed to be terribly good but the subs are way too late.

It's the greatest travesty to their veneer of "democracy".

If they try to bring it in here, we know (((they))) are getting desperate

I love my dad but I he isn't good father material, feels bad saying something like that
my mum is worse tbh

lel

my friend likes that film

Also bonus disgusting nigger

its not funny when you have to live with him for 25 years lad. It has induced serious self loathing in me. I wish mummy had divorced him so i didn't have to see him ever again tbqh.

wew lad

lol really?

Legit

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Honestly lad, resenting him is not helpful.

Just stop being a NEET, move out and be independent and you won't have to talk to him ever again if you don't want to

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That is so appalling

ha whats the point of this year long hullabaloo when they clearly just rig it?

What?

AHAHAHAHAHAH PAPER AND PENCIL
SILLY ANGLOS THEY CAN JUST RUB IT OUT
please ignore the fact we vote on c-computers.

XDDD you tinfoil retards why would they RIG a computer? LMAO you have no proofs of any rigging you silly trumpsters LOL

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Lads, what hobby should I take up to kill time and meet qts waiting for the race war?

Hunting

try and break up satanic organisations/meetings

how old are you, lad?

learn a language
take a jewelry-making course
dogwalking (there are proper parks where single people walk their dogs)
long distance running clubs have women
winetasting cllubs
etc

Take up Salsa dancing and snag a qt middle aged divorcee sugar mummy

drinking

checked

I'd love to but I live in Londonistan and I'm not rich

21

Thanks for the suggestions.

She's qt for a Jewess, I'll give her that

This is a really good one.
Also, get better looking by losing fat and gaining muscle.

always worthy quads

PAKIS OUT

YANKS OUT

XENOS OUT

FOREIGNERS OUT

Don't forget the poles lad.

Would you take a bullet for Virginia, lads?

as this is a comfy thread, post me some fucken comfy tunes plz lads. sitting in my garden with some candles and a farmhouse cider tbh.

I'd make you take a bullet for her.

Do we have a slang word for Poles other than just Poles?

this

No

Are you saying you would shoot me, lad?

plumber-niggers

Jam Rolls.

Go tell Mummy May about it

Toilet niggers?

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Nah, unlike you I'm not a bully.

vodka wogs

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wew

Cute girls tbh.

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Why, lad?

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hot

PENS AUTISTIC AND TRUE

marvelous

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Don't bully him too much or he'll stop making OC

People on Holla Forums used to play this game a lot because it didn't have a download and you just link to a match which doesn't take very long to finish.

epicmafia.com/home

We could play that.

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I haven't made OC in forever, lad. Afraid I've lost it tbh.

THE PURGE CONTINUES
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/15/jeremy-corbyn-wins-backing-84-per-cent-local-labour-parties

Looks like it'd need a lot of players though.

HOPE I GET A JOB ON A WATCH TOWER AT A NEET GULAG

YES LAD

Nope. My favourite setup requires only five people if I remember correctly.

based corbyn, the kikes hate him

BASED CORBYN

Our man on the inside purging those toxic Blairites.

AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS

Dear [user],

The NEC consists of grass roots party activists elected by all the members of the party from among themselves. Our role is to oversee the party hierarchy on behalf of the members. We are not “party elites”. We are volunteers, we do not get paid, we put in our own time which we frequently have to take away from our paid employment. Our goal is always to try and represent what is right and fair for our fellow members in accordance with the Party’s Constitution and Party Rulebook. There are NEC elections every year.

On Tuesday 2 August, a panel was convened to assess the eligibility of the candidates applying to be leader of the Party. It was clear that in the case of Steven Woolfe, the eligibility criteria had not been met because his application had not been received by the Returning Officer by 12 noon on 31 July.

The panel's findings were presented to the whole NEC. The NEC was supplied with legal advice which made it very clear that the rules of the election were that "complete applications MUST be received by 12 noon on 31 July" in order to be accepted. If the NEC made an exception for one person and accepted an application that did not comply with this requirement, such a decision would not stand up in court.

Any other candidate, or indeed any member entitled to vote, would have had the legal standing to sue if Steven Woolfe’s application had been accepted. If we lost such a challenge, the party would not only have had to pay its own legal costs, but also the other party's costs. That is money that the party can ill afford. Alongside this, the legitimacy of the whole leadership election would have been thrown into chaos.

A clear majority of the NEC voted to approve the panel's recommendations.

Although Steven Woolfe appears to have accepted the situation as a predictable risk of not lodging his paperwork earlier, others are attacking the NEC. They are led by the same people who have long wished to abolish the NEC for reasons wholly unrelated to Steven Woolfe's candidacy, but who have a hostility to UKIP’s internal democracy.

Things have gone too far. If you were to arrive late at an airport and missed your flight, would you vilify the airline, call for it to be disbanded, or post pictures of people wielding rifles on Facebook calling for the airline's management to be shot? That, in essence, is exactly what members of YI have done (the chairman and deputy chairman of which are on Steven Woolfe's payroll).

We have had no reason to treat Steven any differently than any other candidate - nor did we.

The NEC did not take Steven Woolfe off the ballot paper; Steven Woolfe took himself off the ballot paper.

Yours sincerely

Piers Wauchope, Adrianne Smyth and Toby Coke
Members of the UKIP National Executive Committee

It's been done that like for a decade and a bit now lad.

I don't trust them in the slightest.

THE NEC DINDU NUFFIN
-Signed NEC member

be realistic lad, Woolfe fucked up of his own doing. He shouldn't have tried to be a smug prick uploading it 2 minutes to the deadline. The party would never ever have survived a court ruling, because it was crystal clear in the rules that they had to be received before noon.

Farage, Nuttall or bust. Anything else is a slump into mediocrity.

Fucking hell

This is a new tier of shitposting.

He's a 22stone NEET lad, he deserves it.

He tried uploading it an hour before, the payment was made before the deadline.

Even without this, the NEC isn't fit for purpose, and has been an issue for ages.

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Who is this lad?

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How the fuck does that work, does it do the whole job itself?

Nothing wrong with that tbh.

A guy with a beard that is more feminine than TTPW

epicmafia.com/setup/563269

I remembered wrong. We'd need 7 people which is unlikely.

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There are more than 7 people in this thread who would play it, I think

Still, doubt we could get enough people, i do have a steam group, but everytime i suggest something i get nothing.

Anyone have the vocaroo link?

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FRESH

A
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D

STINKY

I agree, but they did make the right call on this. Shy of Woolfe hand-delivering it to UKIP HQ personally before midday, he was fucked.

Although I wouldn't rule out any deliberate "glitches" that left the website inoperable, be them caused by internal or indeed external agents.

Fucking saved lad.

That's pretty good, lad. I appreciate it tbh.

It's only handy for roads.

This

I always thought he was just LARPing. Is he really a 22 stone lard arse?

I have the MP3

t-thanks

21 stone 3 lbs now, lad

Why would you bully me and then act cute, lad?

Stop being a faggot

Didn't your primary school teacher ever tell you that bullies only do it because their parents didn't love them enough?

Your attempt at reverse psychology doesn't work on me.

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at-least a galah is grey while a Major Mitchell is pink and white.

YER DA
YER DA
YER DA SELLS AVON

WHO ATE MY FUCKING IMAGE

Would you?

Lad…

You didn't draw it tbh. I liked it, I never said I liked the earlier ones tbh. I guess it just struck me tbh

>tfw reminiscing about angrily snogging and groping my ex gf whilst my friends unknowingly chatted away in the next room

Looks a bit old for me, lad

Not even with a 50 foot barge pole.

Yes.

poal.me/grqah2

Unimportant poll

Is this a joke?

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save spoiling a good en

I don't recall ever being asked for permission to save that Pepe, lad…

You can report this to the police?

I saw a discharged bullet laying in the park in London and thought nothing of it.

I didn't need that feel lad

Can't you just buy those anyway?

Hello BumBumKing.

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didn't expect a response like that 2bqhf didn't know how to reply

I'm not BumBumKing, lad.

ofc

This is because of no fap. I'm not a faggot.

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Just fuck off lad, you bring the whole tone of the general down.

I'm going to bed in a few hours tbh.

l-lad I…

Why do they love fried chicken so much?

Forever?

Are you a lass, lad? I'm not a poofter tbh.

If someone kills me in my sleep, sure.

Fingers crossed then

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I'm anything you want me to be

Give me that (you), lad.

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Really, lad? Because even if you're a lad, we can change that…

Love it.

its to die for

Literally crispy as Gordo would say.

>tfw I have naughty desires to get angrily fucked by a man

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I am not a black person, and yet i love kfc chicken too.

Already on hormones tbh so that can save you some money

I don't use my shirts as cumrags, lad. What kind of retard does that?

Homos fuck off.

>>>/barbosa/
>>>/out/

Post some pics, lad

I'm not a homo, lad. Just been on no-fap for too long.

Gords

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if you insist :3

thanks lad gord inspired me yeah

DEGENERATES OUT

FAGGOTS OUT

FROGPOSTING NEETS OUT

GINNIE POSTERS OUT

TRAPS OUT=

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

smh. such a tease, lad

Upload it lad

they also shoot each other over cool aid

was having you on lad tbh sorry I'm not a tranny

Oh really? :^)

Yes I would.

With a hammer.

vocaroo.com/i/s1tovJ8DpPUJ

Don't click on it lads

Or Mummy Mays internet polcie will hunt you down

WHY

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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

because being a boy is suffering, why be a boy when you can be a cute girl?

Time to start reporting again, tbh.

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE A GIRL

>>>/out/

And kys.

No hope for you left.
And I hate degenerates.

btw WATCH THIS PLEASE

I wish the mods would actually remove the degenerates in these threads.

this is a bully free zone, are you jealous?

the NHS pays for them too :)

I spoilered it lad. I was hoping it would scare him away from his disgusting fetish tbh.

hormone taking freaks go straight to >>>/barbosa/ and don't look back

we need more posters

no thanks

woops

Why are you pretending to be a trap?

kystbh

please lass
i love you so much
you honestly are so pretty
i want to do naughty things to you

Americanisms are truly a cancer, lad.

on the hunt for (you)s lad

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No I'm sick of degenerates attention whoring on threads

Chicken and cool aid. All we need is a shootout over who gets the last slice of watermelon and the stereotype triumvirate is complete.

Do you have children?

are you datamining me lad?

I thought you said you were leaving?

when?

WHY IS BRIT/POL/ EXTRA CANCEROUS TONIGHT?!

I was just watching that white genocide vid you wanted us all to watch.

so, do you have children?

Space Niggers Coming For You Today

A few weeks back.

We need another purge lad.

why do you ask? for the record not yet but it is my goal like any nationalist

classic film

then fuck off about white genocide.
you're the problem.

yeah I expected something like that, shut the fuck up mate, already said it is my goal, I am young. Why are you so hostile?

I cant believe the mods havent banned us entirely tbh
This general is a shitshow at least 80% of the time.
It makes me sad.

even if all whites had 10 children each we'd still be outnumbered and outbred

t. demographic pro

Have a go at the MGTOW faggots that lurk here, not me

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Do you campaign for anti-drug and anti-prostitution?

source, lad

But they're already legalised user

Forgot to say I'm watching the film Christiane F

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if this went down all the /politics/ neets shitposting would leak into the trump and hitler threads

youtube.com/watch?v=VsUMuybkJso

NICE

NEETs should be purged tbh

I just want to come home from a hard day at work and chill on brit/pol/ with the lads without you cunts making me read your autistic red text.

WEIGHTLIFTING O'CLOCK

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/olympics/36807402

Just make it painless, lad

How does it feel to spend your life funding welfare for immigrants?

Scrutonposting drove them out once before, we can do it again.

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Just what I needed to hear :)

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I'd want us to be banned from here so we could finally move to somewhere with mods, except I'd expect everyone here to just move to cuckchan and be surrounded by all kinds of dupes and shills.

PLEASE GOD

user…

Trott's such a qt

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This moral tranny meme has gone too far.

>(1)

THE ELVES IN LOTR HAD SOMEWHERE TO GO IT ISN'T FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kike

English have nowhere to go.

sure thing bud

kike

we can always flee to Scotland

KEK

Probably a shitpost but whatever it's Britpol

I've read LOTR, the Hobbit and the Silmarillion and I think Tolkien was seriously based as fuck.

In the letters preluding The Silmarillion, Tolkien talks about a "great fall" that happened in his universe before all the events described, including Eru Iluvatar. In other words, he's saying a world existed before his whole creation story.

Now it's all wrapped up in mythical language and fanstasy, and obviously embellished as a story, but I think Tolkien was warning us, perhaps predicting a future, for fun or seriously.

There are other strange things in those books that make me think Tolkien is at least alluding to red pills.

Prove me wrong lads

Protip; you only might be able to

lad

lad

E

Dwarves create wondrous things and for the most part stay out of other races communities. Apart from the greed and general unwillingness to help men and elves even against the self-evident forces of darkness they don't resemble juden

Jewels
Gold

"Their greatest treasure, Mithril"

Also they call themselves the Khazad.

Israel is on what used to be Khazarian land thousands of years ago.

Also they are short with huge noses and long hair/beards.

Also

could happen if lessons were learned after this age.

Looked up my local Church of Scotland. Was thinking about going, because there is no Orthodox church near me and starting to get interested in Christianity and thought I may as well join those closest to me no matter what denomination it is. Stumble across Facebook page, and it is full of middle-class Rapefugees Welcome cucks and dancing negros. Get angry and close the page.

Fucking muppets that have no diversity want to ruin it all. Absolutely infuriating.

Lads I'm drunk as a skunk just want you
To
Oknow you lot keep me sane

Iktf lad.

Love you lad

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THEY JUST WON'T RELENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gas it

Does it go into the damage porn can have? probably not, it's a normal and healthy thing goyim :))

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Self-checking my dwarf dubs

Stir David Mitchell's porridge? Nah mate.

within 3 minutes one woman is complaining that it's forced women to wax/shave themselves and trained men to dislike hair

lol

tfw want to defund the bbc but my local bbc radio station is great

Did you make that lad?

What the fuck did she expect?

No I stole it like everything else in my life just fucking put me out of my misery

Why does the law treat the porn industry so differently to the prostitution industry?

DIRTY HO

No, lad. I did make the "Starkey and Hitch" DVD and the "Nigel Farage has made gollywogs real", but I think those are my only significant pieces of OC.

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"art"

They can tax porn companies.

MUMMY MAY BAN PORN NOW

women are a great argument for intelligent design, because the only explanation for female psychology is banter, gods banter

Lad you stole that name that's for sure.

Lad ever OC made about you, was made from you, they are your OC's too, like pic related. Embrace the memes tbh. No bully intended.

I read a non-fiction work of his, On Fairy-stories. First of all, he alludes several times to 'this fallen world' - perhaps his way of saying 'degeneracy'? He also rants about the mechanisation of man, the encroachment of machines and inexorable science into life; he hates modern architecture and machinery and loves the lost ideal of the countryside, which is what his books echo.

Is he based? I don't think he's Holla Forums-tier, mainly because he lived in an entirely different period. But he probably recognises a deep ill in the world that others didn't.

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What kind of morality is this?

You don't say?

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NUKE BRITANNIA
NIGGERS + PAKIS MASTERRACE
BOY IS GON BE PAKISTAN

Britannia will put you monkeys down

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Me too, fortunately I managed to ween myself off it.

HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE DEFEND PORNOGRAPHY

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good lad I'm doing the same tbh

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U might be a woofter m8

How are they defending it?

What would you possibly say?

addicts dont like to admit they have a problem

elaborate, lad

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Granted Luke was marxist as fuck but the others were reputedly homophobic and nationalistic. Based Ronnie even forbade the singing of rebel songs by the band after he realised that the IRA were murderers gunning down children in the street rather than the freedom fighters that they were raised to believe them to be.

porn turns you into a degenerate from over watching it and moving to sicker stuff, pretty simple

I only ever watched bjs tbh. Very rarely do it anymore. Only after a nofap of a few weeks

That isn't her actual hair, niggers just want white women hair, they know white hair is superior.

But lad, the slippery slope only goes to the right!

Eye dun un'nerstan' U British, so uncoultshard.

my bad lad

>Building the wall becomes their Brexit in that it never gets implemented

even naive muh heritage yanks are better than shitty taig apologists tbh

I like that logic, because they admit to the English being suffer to invasions by previous lots of waves of immigrations centuries ago, yet in doing so, they are also admitting that the current wave of shiskins, is also an
INVASION
They can have it both ways.

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JDIMSA lads

Fuck off you stupid, useless pathetic piece of shit
>>>/r9k/

Reported.

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go back to jerking off to taig music you insufferable twat

you want to be a traitor yank

end it

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i want to cum inside a chubby yank girl lads

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this tbh, its a natural anglo-saxon feeling lads. nothing better in my mind than shagging some nice yank with long hair and a nice tummy on her.

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hmm

this tbh

the wogs aren't human and people shag them, when you are fucking a yank in her bits you can think about how you are cucking both a taig and a jerry at the same time. I'm rock hard just thinking about it lads

depends where you go tbh
wouldnt mind shagging one from the deep south

i met a woman at the pub once and she was from tennessee

you can imagine what her accent was like wew lads

sorry I know I sound like a dago spainish cunt right now, but its my guilty fetish

Either way we win
but really we'll seriously lose if Hillary wins, I guarantee she'll start some major war

south is a meme lad, been to yank land and its full of wogs and its hot like the jungle and mosquitos everywhere, go to the northwest or midwest tbh. went to Wisconsin for a Uni program exchange student in yank archeology program on the seven years war lots of scandi-taig-kraut women walking around tbh.

at least pic a better looking one

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We already told the US to fuck off with Syria.

pls tell more

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good, there's no fucking way I'm fighting America's wars with Hillary in charge. It's bad enough as it is.
Did you happen to see the news coverage today of them following a 'rebel' aid work who was 'British'. If ever there was proof that the media was pro-ISIS, al-nusra front, that was it.

Wouldn't be the first, won't be the last

yeah our SAS are already working with the syran "moderates" good fucking goyim they are

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixty_Years'_War

mackinacparks.com/tag/archaeology/

its just dull tbh, just looking at old axe heads and finding out if they are from before the fall of quebec or after and relating that to the spread of french traders and then trying to find the time they were replaced by brit/scot/yank traders

Weren't Henry VIII and Prime Minister Churchill rather large, user.?

I lol'd when I read the news that the S.A.S/ U.S. special forces base was bombed by the Russians within Syria, because they thought it was an ISIS camp.
Luckily no one was killed I suppose, but serves them right.

Henry was fat in his older years due to a knee wound causing his leg to blister if he walked on it.

And Churchill was a yank.

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This is why we dislike you, because you're a turd.

colonial americas always interested me tbh

Many of the states here had Anglican religion established, with the exception, ironically, of New England. No bishops anywhere, however, not until the change to Episcopalians.

We hyped up UKIP as a parliamentary party and yet finished the election with a resigned leader who had failed to win Thanet, and Duncan as our only remaining MP.

Still didn't pretend to be Tories.

I don't know how they live with themselves knowing they're just a tool of ZOG

it weirds me out how much a society can change, how there was a point of divergence that changed everything
hmm

We knew Nige/UKIP wasn't going to win though, it would've been physically impossible for it to happen.

The civil war is the most confusing war in history (or at least recent history) It's just groups fighting groups who are fighting other groups who they are some times allied with but normally end up fighting anyway, it's a clusterfuck.

They're paid to do, not to think. Funnily enough, one of the main attributes the military says it looks for in recruits for their special forces is the ability for objectivity, critical thinking skills. Yet they tend to be the most stringent defenders of Israeli interests. Even going so far as to prepare and train to take out their own civilians.

It happened with Romney.

People were saying minimum 13 seats, which would have proved they aren't a wasted vote in general elections.

No one's talking about a majority as if that was the threshold of electoral success for UKIP in 2015, which is ridiculous.

hypertransmongoloid degenerate.

Romney was just the preferred of the two, everyone really supported Ron before primaries ended

They didn't really support Romney, they just didn't want Obama in for a second term.

Trump on the other hand has actual policy aims that people here support, not just him being a conservative, like Romney.

I always figured UKIP would get at least 2-3 seats, with Thanet being straight up robbed from Nige I wasn't that far off.

I remember a lot of support for Ron Paul back in the day, not sure if it was Holla Forums or another board though.

Yer everyone was for Ron if I am remembering correctly.

Gaining one seat would have been significantly better than losing Reckless.

I expect UKIP will go down to 0 seats unless Nuttall or Farage takes leadership.

Oh Ron… what could have been…

It was a fix, there's no other way about it. UKIP won the majority council in South Thanet, but the national media coverage that was against Farage and UKIP in that seat as well as that fat cunt Al 'not my real name' Murray. As well as pic related.

I agree UKIP is pretty much dead in the water right now, we need are nige to come back.

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Fret not

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farage-will-be-back-warns-godfrey-bloom_uk_577b7659e4b0c94608014fb7

There's a vid on youtube that show some voting irregularities but idk if that's a credible reason why he lost the race to be the Republicans choice..

JUST

express.co.uk/news/uk/699809/nigel-farage-return-leader-ukip-brexit

There was a complete media blackout of him when he was doing good as well

Check this out if you're interested

youtube.com/watch?v=o_WBo4sfmi4

Yer that's the vid I was on about, sad tbh.

Damn…

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37076995
I hope this backfires

It's just another virtue signal, they don't have the resources or the expertise in what they wih to do. They can hire all the University grads they wish, but they won't come even close to the experience that a chan user has with the internet.

Absolutely Orwellian

One of my favourite living policians.

Shame neither him or Pat Buchanan have much influence over Trump.

Why is she such a fucking bitch?

Same lad he's so good, it's disgusting how they shut him down. The most punished politician.

She has no kids, she's a career woman. She's also incredibly stupid, but at the same time quite intelligent, it's paradoxical. What I mean by that is, she has almost no knowledge in the field of politics she has resided over. I watched her while she was giving a speech in parliament while she was home secretary, she kept stuttering, fumbling, looking towards her aides for the stats sheets in which to rattle off. Speaking of her aides, she had 6 of them sitting top left to where the speaker would sit, all knee deep in their papers looking for what specific piece of information she should pass on. On the other hand she's good at making herself appear intelligent by her oration skills.
She's completely unoriginal in her methodology, it's safe to say she's a continuation of David Cameron, which is incredible if you think she's became prime minister. The highest political office in the land.

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True, should have said most punished living politician RIP

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Thanks for running my hope, autocorrect.

You will never be a woman.

Fucking hell, I hope his dad wasn't home.

I just know we made him proud on the 23rd, lads.

1.7m isn't that much money to put into such a project. It'll be a bunch of normie bellends that really don't have any ingenuity.

If they go by the letter, then they'd have to start locking up MSM journalists and activists (also random women and rakes of fedoras). If they did, it would be hilarious.

People like them think the internet is just social media sites like twitter, facebook, tumblr, youtube(including the comments sections) and ingur.

Whenever anyone posts Jahans I just open it and thumb it down and leave.

He's put a bit of evidence into a splash screen, but not put any effort into the introductory speech, it just sounds flat and depressed.

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>A new team of specialist police officers is being set up to investigate online hate crimes, including abuse on Twitter and Facebook.

How much money has been given by the Home Office to target child sexual abuse in Rotherham and elsewhere?

Try something original for once in your life, lad.

Shush lad, don't be racist.

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Huh, he told us where he lives

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woking

Why don't you be original? Trying to be a women when you're not is pretty quaint and passe TBH.

You want me to tell you that you'll be a pretty and beautiful woman, that you'll be able to raise a family with your 'hunk' of a husband? That you'll live in a house in urban sleepy neighbourhood, you taking your daughter and son to school while your husband goes to work, where you kiss him goodbye in the morning and he kisses you when he comes back.
Because it's never happening.

He also went to Woking High School.

Someone doxed him on halfchan ages ago apparently.

ffs lads I need to get more moral

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/106011126889852928
hmmm

kek

You immoral drunk old queen.

I'm just ashamed of myself tbh lads, a bunch of kindly women got me a taxi but I think I caused trouble. I also vaped some CBD with a complete stranger. I should have just gone home when my friends left but I hate being alone.

Lad you been out on the piss again?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/154620332471357440
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DON'T YOU EVER POST MOTALITY MAN AGAIN, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO.

It was a mistake and I'm sorry lad.

Serves you right for being immoral and going out clubbing.

Did you get st00000000ned?

No lad I just made a fool of myself

At least you're self-aware.

Thought you were better than this lad.

Guessing you were sick, because you were also drinking alcohol and alcohol and weed don't mix well.

You have friends?

How long does a reply from that Murphy bot usually take?

The highest point of Trump's foreign policy is accidentally using his "maybe" and "we'll look into it" on some questions relating to NATO and Ukraine, and some very media-exaggerated allusions, not clear policies, that he might place pressure on NATO.

Meanwhile he wants to increase ground troops in Syria and Iraq. He endorsed deposing Saddam Hussein in 2002 and recorded a video in 2011 demanding the Obama administration remove Gaddafi from power.

He's only possibly more hawkish than Clinton.

I don't recall being sick, it was only CBD which isn't even psychoactive. I met the guy's employee the day after and it turns out he's a moron.

I have people who tolerate me

A few seconds, lad

REPENT

You have people who tolerate you, and unfortunately at this hour, those people are here right now including me, ffs

*less hawkish

I only tolerate in the hope for nudes tbh

this tbh

Devilish.

I'm sorry, lad. I just don't know when to stop.

Here you go lad.

JUST

fuck, my request has been going for 20 minutes.

kek how do you know when they're approved? really annoys me that approve shit, have to be so nice

you rage you lose

That doesn't have a penis though.

I said this on Holla Forums months ago and got endless amounts of shit for it ffs

Ok, have a REAL ttpw Nude.

user spoiler this shit or I will have to get the Holla Forums police on you and you don't want that.

We are the last bastion of free speech, and free expression lad, you wouldn't take my ability to trigger fellow anons away from me would you?
If you would you're no better than a filthy Jew tbh.

Tbh I don't take drugs or drink alcohol, don't see the point.

I don't have a problem with you posting it user, just keep it spoilered, I was eating a cooked breakfast and it's put me right off my black pudding