What are NEET girls like in real life?

either really fat or really skinny, most of them are just fingering themselves all day/night to anime girls being reduced to baby factories for tentacle monsters. they often have super high sex drive though. I fully committed to dating a NEET girl a couple times, both of them were very small loli-like beings with large round eyes and small lips. one of them was half asian something. both of them role played the innocent/naughty loli girl for me and it was really fun. the half asian one looked like she was 10 but she was 18 1/2. no less than 13 times did people call the police on me. one time I was fucking the half asian girl in the woods next to a small road. mother fucking SHIT TON of cars pulled up around us. they pointed guns at me and the whole bit. I had to explain it wasn't what it looked like while my dick was exposed, flopping around in the air like a 5 1/4 floppy disk. and for like 5 minutes she played it up too which did NOT help me, just made the officers point their guns at me. she was playing all innocent and doing a semi childish voice that was very convincing until she starting rolling around on her back laughing her ass off when she threw her state ID at them (she couildn't drive) the police were so fucking pissed off at me. she was dressed like a japanese primary school girl too which did legit make me look like a creep because we WERE role playing rape the school girl in the woods when actual police showed up to fake rape thinking it was real but they heard some of the role play and mistook it fucking god that that stressful. they cloned by laptop while I was there too which I thought was uncalled for. later got called by them because it was full LUKS encrypted but I told them to never call us back and hung up the phone. they didn't call back. the asian girl I still keep in contact with only because she has a busy carrier as a medical doctor. her tiny hands can really do a lot inside someone you just cut open.

I know one, she's a childhood friend of my wife.

Redhead, kinda cute, plays games like skyrim all day, doesn't work, doesn't study, doesn't do anything with her life but waste a bit of cash from a modelling gig and allowances on Steam credits and assortments of emo/goth bullshit.

You might think "oh that looks great, I'd wife that", but she's almost assexual and doesn't care a single bit about making a man happy. In 20 years she'll probably be a cat lady deep inside wishing for kids she never had.

(and no that's not a pic of her… wouldn't do that for obvious reasons. Close enough I guess)

my sister is a NEET. that picture sounds just like her.

living with her was a horrible experience. NEET girls are crazy and irrational/emotional. They hate themselves and they will want to hate you for anything they can justify. Thank god I moved out. crazy bitch.

How do you know she a virgin?

I had her… therefore she is a virgin too.

She'll be incredibly unwashed and hairy.

NEET girls are most likely welfare cunts who have a victim complex, Hikki girls are mentally ill/asexual

Post pics

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whoa
she has it so bad. Cant make new friends, lives in a big house, her parents r rich…

I think I am in love with her moustache

Either a pixie or a roastie

pretty much like this

That's not cool to put your family here user. That being said, I wouldn't mind do her, but that's not something I could brag about afterward

I could love rape her for you, user. She'd resist at first but she'd love me by the end because I'm so thorough and tender. It'd knock her straight out of that slump she's in.

Fuck that slump right outta that slut, huh? Good one.

This girl streams on Twitch. She's not even nice. The autism is an act.

Holy shit, /kennedi/ is getting more traffic than us

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Then post pics or contact info, help some guys out here

Sounds godly. But sucked for you m8

I'm both confused and erect

What am I looking at?

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I'm gross and dirty and I have a handful of mental illnesses. It'd be like talking to a pile of garbage that just gained sentience. But I think that underneath that garbage, there's a cute, waifuable gril. I don't know, maybe I'm someone's fetish.

Also trips maybe?

checked

Impressive.

Wait your mom is racist?

(nice trips)

You better post some tits, now.

Here you go, my man. XOXO

GTFO

whats a racist to you?

Technically not NEET but whatever. She was revoltingly fat, worked at a call center, smoked like a chimney, Played COD with a hacked xbox or modded controller, financed a stupid compact car with a bunch of lights and shit on the inside. I was rebounding at the time and went on a blind date with her. I decided I'd rather be alone and haven't looked back since. Fuck you Betsy

Make me.

See? They're annoying as fuck.

I fucked/raped/used a neet once. Was cool. She hates me, thought.

story?

You said she got asshurt because your sister wants a bf

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Emotionally unstable, usually unhygienic, borderline weebs.

she was very sheltered her whole life which made her scared of guys and sex. Also the public school system in georgia had the abstinence policy which damaged her mentally and made her afraid of sex.

plus she was brain washed in the church to only have sex once married.

some weeks later I begin a relationship with other girl, and autistic slut got totally pissed off.
best and worse fuck of my life. till this very day I jerk off thinking about her.

I wouldnt call it racist.

both my mom and dad don't want her dating black guys. She's too stupid to realize the dangers of black men though.

plus my mom was mugged by a black guy AND was molested by a black man when she was a child.

I could always understand her disdain.

I'd like to date a neet, fuck her hairy white body

Yes, because all black men are niggers…

No

You're a brave soul.

Real men fight the tide, just like our ancestors.

Sure buddy

Fake story. Kill yourself.

You may think a cute little NEET girl will make happy but you are dead wrong. They will have shit social skills just like you. They will smell and have no hygiene, like shit vidya like Undertale, will only care for themselves. But the worst part is they won't start the conversation eever, they aren't gonna walk up to you and say "user I like you let's go out." You will be miserable if you date one

How rude. I do not like Blunderstale.

Undertale is good though, just because Holla Forums hates it doesn't mean its not a great game.

I'm a NEET girl in real life
AMA

Undertale is just a gay rip-off of Earthbound. Only autistic furfag denizens of reddit and Holla Forums actually like that piece of hipster trash.

Holla Forums liked it before it was popular.
But that's none of my business.

I don't even go on Holla Forums but I've met several undertale fans and they are literal basement dwelling autistic furries. I wish I was exaggerating; like the kind who date trannies and think they're not gay.

I'm not gay you faggot

Undertale sure is, though.

There's no way those kind of people are real. It's a meme. They're being ironic. R-right…?

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Bullshit

not a question

Bullshiiit?

not bullshit

Post fingertip.

I remember a trap on /k/ who would get paid to fuck guys but the guys always say they aren't gay

That's because traps aren't gay.

The actual answers in this thread reminds me of Tomoko from Watamote.

So I guess that character is a pretty accurate depiction of what a neet girl is like.

How do i find myself a tomoko irl?

of course you never see them IRL. They're NEETs. They only leave the house when they have a specific reason to do so and they do so only to accomplish that reason.

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Sadly, no. I used to be a part of an autistic animu circlejerk group on a finnish imageboard, started out as just ironic shitposting but ended in them all losing their minds and fucking each others dressed as girls while doing drugs. Thats what circlejerk does to ya, stay out of it.

And you probly won't get one.
Maybe you'll see one or two at the grocery store every now and again because that's basically the only reason they leave the house but they'd rather do basically anything but get into a conversation with someone while they're there.

So you wanna tits or GTFO?

Thanks for typing out the hidden implication i was conveying in my post

No problem, Mr, Hitlerdubs

What comic is this?

Sekai No Owari

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Wrong.
I mean the comic in OP

how is that edgy in any way?

It means 'end of the world'
But has no relation to the comic in op

Nm I found her….some spiderman comic character…. gwenpool

but why?

Gwenpool", the character has no relation to either Deadpool or Gwen Stacy. A retcon in the Howard the Duck #1 backup revealed her name to actually be "Gwen Poole".

Like every other girl
parasites that have little to offer and nothing to offer if they cant do regular quality sex and give your heirs

How to identify a wizard

neat

This entire thread. It's like none of you've ever seen a crazy cat lady before. Tomoko doesn't exist. In reality, NEET 3DPDs are not nearly so cute, they're unlikable, and categorically unfuckable.

I've got one freeloading up at my place, atm.

I beg to differ.
so you tellin me, you neva seen a bitch who dum as fuck with 0 social skills and plays video games while drinking mtn dew and eating doritos!?

You must not be from america

I don't get out much, tbh.

What like your gf's bff or your kid sister? Is she hot even remotely?
I'm sure there are plenty of us here willing to….how to say…. transfer custody?

I know it's just a comic but I can't help feel sympathy for gwen. I mean she didn't even graduate high school (like me)
Can't work at a restaurant (same cuz I'm a criminal)
No friends (yea)
Poor baby

Hey producers of GoT, look at that Jaime doll. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! See the blond hair? Your Jaime had it too for a few episodes, until you decided to change it. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE IT???

My Mom's best, childhood friend (though my hates her now. Sees her as a parasite and wants to cut her loose).
No, she's well over 50, balding, built like a beachball on legs. She's too insecure to use the downstairs bathroom, so she takes "sponge baths" in the barely functional upstairs one – very poor hygiene.
Niggers, I will pay you.

seems legit
By us I meant not me.

T. Female ?

Funny how relationships evolve isn't it?
From bff to 'just die already'

moot's little sister

A nigger.

Someone's upset.

Well Jeebus Feck, just apply your own Toejam Football existence over to a gurl

Wow, thinking about it now, a girl like that sounds really boring.

YOU sound really boring.

Change that.

But I don't want to change. I like being boring. Having a simple and uneventful life is what I want.

That's fine. Leave your female counterparts to their obscurity and sex toys, and everyone will get along.

Well I live like a hikki so no problem there.

You are lying! I can find a tomoko one day

Bum

Money whores. They want to get way from their parents but have no money so they will just mindlessly jump on and ride any cock that has money behind it. You basically become a parent substitute except they also get to rub their filthy, yeast filled cunt on your cock every now and again.

Daily reminder: a trap a day keeps the gay away!

Just download a NEET gf into DosBox, and Bob's yer uncle!

What is her Twitch name? I want to see just how mean she is.

About to fap to some delicious murderporn. Possibly going out to dinner with family but daddy talks really vaguely sometimes so maybe not. I wanna go to Denny's and 'mire this smoking hot waiter to be honest. How was your day, Holla Forums?

it was aight

self-checking these digits because no one else will

I find that when people stop bullshitting about that stupid fucking Candlejack, then we m

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(Checked)
RIP, user. He ascended to the heavens but left his Hitler dubs behind as a reminder of his eternal faith in us. Let these digits be not just eights, but a promise. A promise that we can do it. Whatever it is, we can do it because user believed we could with all of his heart. Thank you, sieg heil, and godspeed, user, wherever you are. Fuck you, Candlejack, you stupid c

Found the mommy issues faggot

I told you you shouldn't slag off about Candlejack like that, bec

they aren't
they're a myth
like shieldmaidens.

Not enough tomoko in this thread

As far as women go, even the unlikeable fat slobs have five or six friends - who're usually lightly less annoying than they are.
If you meet any sort of friendless female neet; they are alone by choice.

Agreed

Poor hygiene.
Natty hair.
Pale skin.
Nintendo shirts.
Frumpy pantys.
Thick glasses.
Angsty.
Poor posture.
Likes fantasy novels with faries.
Chubby.
No other female friends.

We could hyper troll feminists by implying they are part of this outcast level of womenhood. Most girls fear socially unacceptedness more than anything. And it's also truthful. The angry feminists we're not good enough, not pretty enough, not well mannered enough to make the cut among the alpha girls, and they try to salvage some sort of group belonging by channelling the spite into hatered for men. When in reality they are just gross and dirty so any man worth anything wants nothing to do with them since puberty and other more valuable women are available.

OK

Good

Awesome

Awesome

Awesome

Awesome

Ok

Awesome

Ok

Meh

Irrelevant

I dont know man, sounds pretty awesome overall

It's not.

Pretty much the same as male NEETs but more liberal and more FB/Twitter than imageboards

hey guys i know a NEET girl
she posts on jewtube. also they're really fucking dirty.

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I went to school with a girl that became a neet

We got along alright I suppose. Only would talk in class sometimes. I used to think she fucked dogs, but now doubt that.

Hey yo, Doctor, here's another proper track
And it's phat, watch the sniper, time to pa

It's a J-rock band you dip

they also did a song with Owl City

I've been studying personality disorders like NPD and it has thrown me into deep despair. You'd be surprised how many there actually are, some more functioning than others. These girls are soulless but usually have great tits, it's so sad I want to cry. I just want some tits.

like any regular woman then.
kek.
my dad would probably dissolve me if i married a niggress

i bet she fucked all of em

Found the white knight cuck

Expand your dating pool to trannys and psychotic fetlife posters

What's wrong with staying in? I love a shut in guy because I'm a shut in. If he little chubs, no biggie. We can work out together. Just because I hate clubs and other crowded social events doesn't mean we won't go out. We can go hiking or biking or other out-doorsy stuff. Or see movie or something. The dream I have….
> Soft light wakes me up. Turn to look at bf confused.

Problem is I'm a shut in, and nerdy guys are shut ins. When I go out, I get asked out by normins and nothing ever happens.

Probably overweight, awkward and has BO.

Problem is I'm a shut in, and nerdy guys are shut ins. When I go out, I get asked out by normins and nothing ever happens.
You have to take the initiative. Realize that you just admitted you get asked out. You have the nerve to reject people because you get asked out. The guys you're talking about do not. For them to ask you out would be risking rejection, because you actually do reject people. They don't. If you were to ask them out, you would have a 100% success rate, because you're dealing with people who are never shown attention, unlike yourself.

I get strong reddit vibes from your post.

Good job on damaging this already unstable NEET grill. You used her just for some nudes, now she'll never trust someone again.

jesus christ I'm shut in and nobody asks me out when i go outside. I've had people call e a 6 or a 7/10

You are so annoying it hurts. Anyway it doesn't matter if you are slightly above average looking if you have the usual shut in stance and position. Don't even dare think a proud man would present yourself to his family and friends. Enjoy your cat lady lives

That's a very special kind of degeneracy. Men with standards smell your entitled attitude from 5 miles against the wind - that's why only ordinary degenerates approach you.

Post pic and let us judge if you're a 6 or 7.

So our ancestors let black men fuck their wives and daughters because it was against the tide?
I knew CK was right all along!

That's probably the best part, because you wouldn't have to hear constant gossip about whose cocks Stacy and Tina supposedly shoved up their asses, or risk her whore friends convincing her to fuck a chad.

I will when i get home so i can timestamp. I' out with my family since its my grandmother's birthday

yeah i want to subscribe

sorry i took so damn long.

looks shopped

but would fugg

i can asure you its not

thanks user

draw a dick on your cheek

fuck im so tired i can't post right rip

GET OUT

you look like an indian mix

JUDE

im actually italian, irish, and german

NO YOU ARE A KIKE, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FACE AND YOUR HAIR

KIKE
KIKE
KIKE
KIKE

cons:
pros:

do you have a Pajeet bf?

Nah. Apparently she's Irish and Italian.

can't tell yet. need them FULL BODY NUDES

You shills never stop with this shit, do you

she's (((White)))

Neither the Italians or Irish are white.

as long as they get money or (you)s

You're right. I was about to reply, but the "x is not white" shilling just isn't worth it any more.

(checked)
post body attention whore

on the contrary i just took a shower, and i have alot of hair so its still not fully dry. also curly hair is hard to manage during the summer

naw. single.

nahh i reached my attention whoring quota for the day

I like how you can't deny your jewish genetics. You may be an incredibly subversive people, but god put you in your place by giving jews the ugliest genetic traits. This is what you get for being Satanists.

are you pure virgin

So whos it gonna be, glasses whore or questionable whore?

yep

You remind me of my classmate

could you post hymen for scientific research pls ?

I ACTUALLY HAVE A WEINER DOG LMAO

This thread is now officially cancer.

Is there a correlation between chan girls and weiner dogs?

No. However! There is a correlation between chan girls and autism, and there is a separate correlation between autism and wiener dogs.

FUCK YOU ATT BITCH.

Definitely the one in glasses. The (((girl))) on the right is a normalfag 4cuck and probably even has a job.

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Post the the top 1% of niggers who hate all other black people and wish they were white. Then uses the old "Not all black men are are niggers .." line. Even if some blacks are acceptable their kids will just go back to baseline, and then you just have one more chimp in the world.

Hey Paige

But I thought virgins were the best, most intelligent, loyal women ever.

ayy what the fuck

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a lazy whore

Finally here again - I totally forgot about this thread.
It's little hard to tell with your oversized glasses, but you're in the range between 5-6, maybe a 7 with proper makeup.

Not a good angle. A biometric profile shot without glasses would do wonders.

Your pros would be:

Cons:

Nigger, she looks worse than the black haired one. She's a 4 at max. I'd beastfuck the shit out of her blonde friend though - she's easily an 8.

Bump

drugs are bad , .

hi Sandman!