Straight men:
Would you rather:
Let a hot woman shit in your mouth
Suck a dick
Faggots need not reply.
Straight men:
Would you rather:
Let a hot woman shit in your mouth
Suck a dick
Faggots need not reply.
Can I go in between and let a futa (dick AND vagoo) piss on me?
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That's a pretty extreme situation, you know. Thit is pretty fucking nasty, no matter where it comes from. Having any person's shit in my mouth would be very unpleasant, I do not derive some twisted sexual gratification from being around fecal matter in any context. On the other hand, your proposed alternative is equally unpleasant. I have no sexual desire to look at, touch, or engage with a penis at all. I want out of this false dilemma. I choose not to play.
Um, sure
Then that, I choose that please.
You see, I share your sentiments. However given the circumstances, I have to say it is not of us to derive any sort of pleasure from this. Given the choices I will count my blessings that the choice is to let a *hot* girl shit in your mouth. And since I have no desire to suck a wang, I will at least take the satisfaction of looking at a nice ass, and deal with the taste.
Do I get to pick the woman at least
neither
yep you sure do. whom may I ask did you chose?