Go to hogwarts

Thanks you poor piece of shit, guess it's another summer at the Dursley's again.

what does butterbeer taste like

rootbeer but a lot more sugary and a little less bubbly. would not recommend

what did she mean by this?

It tastes like ass

Hufflepuff is basically the school sluts

What the fuck

Feels good

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Hufflepuff is super horny. That's what she is trying to say. Don't ask me why.

That can't be real.